evvi

he | i'm an audhd mess | smiles for miles :]

[fallingforlove]

Realises I have never done an intro post. Whoops.

Sup, I'm Evangelo, call me whatever you want, though, I really don't mind. I am a man of many nicknames. I am nineteen and have debilitating sports autism coupled with the constant mess of adhd thoughts. I am also very, very queer in almost every sense of the word.

If you couldn't tell from the name, I'm European. I speak English, Italiano + Deutsch.

I liveblog sometimes, mostly hockey, occasionally formula one (warning you now that i do not like n*rris and am petty as hell) and sometimes footy. I also rpf every now and then if that makes you uncomfortable.

Here are my hockey teams!

Main f1 pookies are Alex Albon, Max Verstappen, and Kimi Antonelli.

My only footy team is my beloved Liverpool. I don't care about anyone else.

I also have an ao3 under a different name, so if you're here from a fic, welcome! Don't post about them much unless asked.

My tagging system is an absolute mess, I'm still figuring it out, but I try my best.

Have fun, be nice, feel free to dm or go crazy in my asks <3

Also, I am a Marc-Andre Fleury lover4life. I cried when he retired. I miss him dearly.

[nihiltism]

for reference on what I mean when I say "to be a tumblr user you have to get used to blocking people", I just blocked a person for saying they don't like mourning dove noises. this is a game to me.

[fallingforlove]

My drafts are such a problem because I always save things to post later because I normally scroll when I'm too tired to properly tag, and then I end up just accumulating things.

[fallingforlove]

It's so funny watching playoffs and seeing my Sharksblr moots rooting for different teams than I am...

I'll see you on the other side (start of the 26/27 season) of the war (playoffs)...

[fallingforlove]

I've been on Tumblr for years and yet have somehow managed to avoid ever watching Supernatural. The only clip I have ever seen is the clip where the gay dude (?) gets sent to super hell (?) at the end (?).

Yet, here I am, finally debating if I should watch it...

[keelpay]

[fallingforlove]

I'm a homebaker and sell cakes in my free time and its literally just the pan, it's hard to tell from pictures if something is dry is not as well and his pictures lowkey suck. I thought it was just a joke but it's lowkey starting to feel like an overreaction with all the hospital/barfing memes, it looks fine tbh, he needs to either double the recipe or get a different pan

I actually work in a bakery part-time el oh el and I bake at home fairly often as well

And I agree that it is definitely not the worst creation I have ever seen. I have definitely failed worse than Will's banana bread because it really isn't even a fail. I think people maybe just exaggerated what the banana bread was going to look like in their heads ? Or were expecting something that looks professionally made which would be a crazy assumption anyway. He is a hockey boy who I doubt has been baking for very long, he's still learning.

I'm sure it tastes fine, all of the main ingredients were there, it's just an awkward pan for bread lol.

But I also wouldn't deep the meme reactions to it, either. I'm sure most people are just playfully making fun of him like most of us do.

[fallingforlove]

Okay, but also, looking back at the photo of Will's ingredients and utensils, I think one of the reasons his banana bread looks like... that. Is because he used a flatter, wider tray rather than an actual loaf tin.

[fallingforlove]

I am so glad we are all discovering that Will is not, in fact, perfect at everything. He is a hockey boy as well, mind you. The thing that matters is he's trying things okay, so let's be supportive.

[nuge]

ANOTHER EVIL HAS BEEN DEFEATED

[fallingforlove]

THANK GOD

AND FUCK TAGE THOMPSON TOO

[fallingforlove]

Oblivious Omega Mack au where he thinks Will isn't into him, and he invites a random Alpha back to his place to get laid but the random Alpha leaves almost immediately because he can scent a different Alpha (Will) all over the place and thinks Mack is cheating on someone.

Mack later complains to Will, none the wiser because he's so used to Will's scent all over him and all up in his personal space, and Will is secretly smug because he doesn't wear scent blockers at Macklin's place on purpose (he will eventually ask Mack out when he is finished constructing the Perfect Courting Plan™ and gotten approval from both Macklin's parents, Toff, and Team Canada because he is not half-assing this and wants people to know he's serious)

[fallingforlove]

I hate everything rn I cut the tip of my finger and it's bleeding like a mf and it's such an awkward place to put a plaster on >:,[

[verumtensio]

macklin: my favorite snack is gum, i don't know what my favorite movie is, i've never been to a concert, i'm not sure if i use shampoo or not i'll have to think about it, i woke up at 5am when i was a kid and skated and skated and ran up hills and stare at the puck, i was homeschooled and played hockey mostly, and then i went to hockey school for hockey and played hockey there, and then i wen't to college for hockey, i don't read every day i play hockey, i'm gonna relax more this summer unlike last summer so i will day drink every day for (1) week and then sign up for yet another international hockey tournament, why are you looking at me like that i am normal!! I know who princess diana is!

enter will smith: here eat this banana bread and dubai chocolate i made, and let's go to a fancy italian restaurant, you haven't seen american pie?? ok lets watch that, and all these other ones, and here we'll go golfing and then go to this new cafe that opened up, and we should start a board game night, and let's have a book club (dw we can listen to the audiobook together while we hit each other with ping pong balls), and lets create and obstacle course and see who can win, and then we can drive around and run errands. and also hockey is still there too, don't worry!

[wsh2]

San Jose Sharks: Got to catch up on stars and legends.

[minisuke87]

He has big thigh muscles😮💪 📸 @dkpghsports #sidneycrosby #pittsburghpenguins #cleanoutday #dkpghsports

[fallingforlove]

Why do I always run into cool people when I'm dressed like a lame </3