It's Magic

[inaho-dakkoku]

[hispanicdisorder]

[modogoblin]

why must we play god

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Artistic representation of how the lemon was invented in the first place

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

"citrus are whores" is not something i expected to see on the hellsite today

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’m not wrong though they are EASILY the sluttiest fruits. You don’t see Rosales pulling this shit. I mean yeah apples will breed weird new apples but nothing fucks around like citrus.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#so we’re slutshaming the fruits now? 

Tags that look homophobic without context

[funnytwittertweets]

[thatgirlwiththememes]

I swear I get sad if I wake up and one is on the floor

[cumaeansibyl]

They are exploring under the bed! This is normal stuffed animal behavior, as they are trained to protect you from monsters and shadow creatures, so it's natural that they want to keep an eye out. Don't be sad, thank your friend for doing such a good job.

[aquilacalvitium]

[twistcmyk]

[bloodtroth]

I was today years old when I learned that when you type "otp: true" in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship

[djinnhatescold]

Gamechanger

[downtroddendeity]

Here’s a cheatsheet of all the available hidden search functions. “-creators:[whatever]” is another exclusion that can be particularly useful.

[huntersoftheapocalypsis]

rt, to make my life easier

[mellific]

meander, a short comic about a river, and bivalves, and the fossil record. inspired of course by john mcphee’s basin and range!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[piratesofthecaribbean]

Fun fact: This is Orlando’s legit impression of Johnny; it wasn’t originally scripted.

[bisexual-maelstorm]

Was there even a script for this film. Every time I see a post about PotC they are like ‘this wasn’t scripted’

[perksofbeingdisabled]

Vintage on disability rights.

[littleredspaces]

Don’t let the black and white trick you. The Capitol Crawl was in 1990. This is not ancient history.

[somekindaspacecadet]

This was in 1990.

[programmerhumour]

Spinners go brrrrr

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lapetitelapinecoquine]

[iyimibole]

[themasterpupil]

There’s a glitch in the matrix

[geminiwave]

More cat tarot by popular request

[phunderplonics]

[yg-ou-deactivated20180202]

i dont care what you all say this is genuinely sweet

[yg-ou-deactivated20180202]

hold on a minute does that say 2017

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]