Nonsense and Trifles

I seek chaos and small hair clips 20 (for now) .... Ominous Spaces

[making-friendos]

If you interrupt a knitter while they’re counting stitches you will be greeted with LOUDER COUNTING

[prokopetz]

I love it when an RPG really, really wants to have a beholder in it, but since beholders are one of the very few iconic Dungeons & Dragons monsters that are actually original to Dungeons & Dragons and thus not public domain, they're not allowed to call it that. The writers all sweating as they make sure to have some random bystander say the critter's totally-not-"beholder" name out loud every single time it appears so that it's 100% clear that no trademarks have been infringed.

[bobbiesquares]

[lun4rc0w]

Unfortunately, spectators are beholder variant, so now the scary wizards who live on the coast are coming for you 😔

[prokopetz]

Luckily for us all, the notion that all of the beholder variants that show up in the arse-end of some random D&D sourcebook are also covered is based on a serious misunderstanding of what the IP situation is regarding the beholder. The short version is that you can't copyright the idea of a monster (i.e., as distinct from any particular depiction of it), but you can trademark it as part of your brand identity – and unlike copyrights, trademarks need to be asserted, registered, and defended. To the best of my knowledge, Hasbro has not asserted that any of the random beholder variants are part of D&D's brand identity. (And frankly, it'd be fascinating to see them try!)

[thacobell-blog]

Because of this post, I had a vivid dream last night of a neurotic, slef conscious monster that was consatntly on the verge of mental breakdown because people kept calling him a Beholder. "I'm not a Beholder! I'm a Creepy Peeper!" He would say, his voice breaking and on the verge of tears.

[rustchild]

desperately craving weird surrealist arthurania. Knights with no faces wandering through the mists. Seams between Christian and pre-Christian Britain gaping like open wounds. Beafts and visions. Maybe a monk. Maybe the monk is gay

[starlitfawn]

why do i have to take care of this idiot (me) every single day cant she do anything on her own

[teaboot]

I don’t think I could ever be a good salesperson because one time I was at a new job where the manager was having a smoke break and she said “you wanna know the true test of a good salesperson? Being able to sell anything. Here, take my lighter and make me want to buy it” so I took the lighter and then put her cigarette out

[teaboot]

I’d probably be a pretty good grifter, though

[fallmentum]

I feel that this is just capitalism — for example, I don’t need a new computer unless they make my computer so badly that it breaks every year…

[ariadne-mouse]

me, unloading a fitted sheet from the dryer: *squinting* what's that you've got in your mouth

fitted sheet: nothing :)))))))

me, prying open its twisted jaws: na-ah!!! give it to me RIGHT now!!

fitted sheet: *resentfully spits out a wad of 3 very damp dishtowels, a pillowcase, and a pathetically sodden washcloth*

[prinxessinwonderlxnd-deactivate]

my new hobby is saying “sorry I’ve been in a weird place recently” like I’ve ever been in a normal place to begin with

[a-little-person-random]

My beautiful, beloved and very toxic billford ✨

I took a while drawing that tapestry so I had to put it here too haha ​​

Inspired by this beautiful drawing (autor: @CheckPointSSS in twitter)

thanks to the people who told me the author's name! 🫶

[pomrania]

Major human pastimes:

frying dough

classifying things and then arguing about the classifications

[starpaw0007]

Wanted to animate Bill doing the charleston but got lazy so this is all you get

[newporters]

yesss im always saying this like sure i can give you logical advice but at the end of the day you can just do what you want to do until youre sick of it. cant move on cant switch gears til youre sick of it so go ahead and indulge

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[wizardshark]

I am the only survivor on this post REBLOG FOR HAPPINESS IN LATE MARCH AND TO SURVIVE THE MARCH OF TIME!!!!

[candycatfalls]

unoriginal joke

[moth-sapphic]

Bilbo's been living in Erebor for a few years as the king's consort when he gets word from the shire that a little baby hobbit has been entrusted into his care and can you come pick up your baby cousin please so Bilbo and Thorin make the journey to Bag-end to collect little Frodo, but for various reasons (probably safety/general dwarf secrecy idk) they don't tell anyone other than Balin the reason for their journey

All this to say can you imagine the chaos that ensues when Bilbo and Thorin mysteriously disappear for months and then return with a hobbit baby with blue eyes and dark wavy hair

[sc00bynatura1]

two days late but happy 9 years to weirdmageddon 3 !!! here’s the pines family’s favorite way to celebrate 🎉

[moonziies]

Thinking...💭

[toxicgaysludge]

the best way to clean your muse

(its still funny to do gif edits right?)