i occasionally visit this website

thirty-something atheist mom. constantly covered in fur. msw student with a dirty mouth 2 kids 4 cats 3 dogs fall out boy is my favorite

[catchymemes]

[bleachersgirl]

pete wentz angstposting the mountain goats lyrics in 2005:

[the-haiku-bot]

pete wentz angstposting

the mountain goats lyrics in

2005:

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[falloutjessica]

not that anyone who follows me is active anymore besides brett and no one asked for a life update but i'm a fucking THERAPIST now. i COUNSEL teenagers. they come to ME to work out their problems.

also- while not every case is a positive one, my track record isn't bad?? the kids i discharge are typically fine. i have also literally SAVED A LIFE?? (just one but goddamn it's so cool that someone chose to call me in the middle of the night instead of ending their life and he's still going strong!!)

if you saw any of my obviously mentally ill posts from 2011-2014 you'll know that this is the best glow up of the century

[taumoeba]

[tweets-i-have-saved-on-my-phone]

[pacey-grey]

I made a baby blanket for a pregnant woman at work and I went back and forth about it like “is this weird? To like hand make something for someone when we’re like friendly acquaintances not like bffs. God why are you so fucking awkward.” Anyway I gave it to her and she said she loved it and in the back of my head I’m like yea she’s nice and probably just humoring the weirdo. Well she texted me a picture this weekend of a scrunchy faced newborn at the hospital wrapped in the blanket I made her. And I’m like. Wow. She loved it so much she took it with her! To the hospital! To give birth! She wrapped her newborn it! I am just so filled with love and joy right now.

People will love the things you make them. Because you thought of them and you cared.

[falloutjessica]

when i was little i watched my daddy skin catfish and one time the fish's heart was still beating when the skin peeled off.

i have not been the same sense.

[pinkmasquerade]

[falloutjessica]

link gets a post too!

[falloutjessica]

and here's an emmy post

[falloutjessica]

posting my face for anyone who's still around

[filmnoirsbian]

I think as adults with our own living spaces it's important to have your friends over periodically for a sleepover. And i mean a real sleepover. Staying up late to watch movies with junkfood and popcorn and then going to bed only to stay up even later talking in the dark and laughing because you're so exhausted that everything's funny but you still don't want to fall asleep.

[filmnoirsbian]

[internet-boomer]

@falloutjessica

[internet-boomer]

Oh yeah

I don't really post personal stuff on here, but I got married a month ago so here's a picture of me with my best friend @falloutjessica dancing to the prom song from Twilight

[falloutjessica]

oh look it's me and the love of my life

[yms1]

i am always kidding but i am also always serious. do not underestimate me

[princessrhcenyra]

THE GOOD PLACE ⇢ 3x01 | EVERYTHING IS BONZER

[falloutjessica]

ah yes

good to see i'm not the only one who started scrolling on tumblr because facebook is down

hey hello

how y'all doin'?

[whatbigotspost]

Hey, quick question, how loud do the dog whistles have to get before everyone finally calls him what he is??