🔞submissions - open!

⚠️ADULTS/18+ ONLY⚠️ ambrose 26 black gay trans man he/him this is an adult fallout poll blog lol. dont complain about the header or my icon i'll make it worse (and i will) icon art by @bowling-with-skulls | header from sexout, ask and i'll make a tutorial

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SUBMISSIONS: OPEN!!! 👍🏽

18+ ONLY I SWEAR TO GODS

run by yours truly: @mortimerfnv

basically what it says on the tin. submit an adult fallout character and we'll run the poll for a week and see who would fuck them or not. if we dont get submissions in a while i'll start running mortimer and over. and ur not gonna like it.

every adult character in the franchise is allowed. i dont care if its a spinoff or noncanon.

original characters are also allowed. PLEASE PROVIDE SOME KIND OF DESCRIPTION OF THEM!

if your character is hard to find pictures/information of please provide them or i wont do them 🫶🏽

SUBMIT A MAXIMUM OF 5 CHARACTERS IN AN ASK PLEASE

i think thats it...

JANUARY 18th 2026 EDIT- propaganda of any type can be submitted! pls censor the porn if u submit any if u can, or i'll do it with mortimer

FEBRUARY 14TH 2026 EDIT- you can resubmit people you think deserve another chance btw as long as their poll is over!!!

[mesetacadre]

real and true

[duncebento]

truuuuuuu my pet koi read this and went straight for ma clit

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the snake oil salesman

computer enhance, ive never seen the fallout show besides two episodes

hmmm

i think id lose followers for posting the chicken fucking guy. tumblr takes certain things quite seriously. i dont think theyd realize the zoo was for humor...

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@lil-peebo reminded me I forgot to Post my Interpretation of Fallout 2’s Francis The Super Mutant™️

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smash or pass - francis

smash

pass

Remaining time: 4 days 2 hours

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Winthrop is Underworld’s technician. He checks on the electricity, makes sure any plumbing is in working order, and generally takes care of things. He restored and reprogrammed the robot Cerberus, and is responsible for his maintenance. Winthrop sleeps for a few hours in his little workshop off the Concourse, and is occasionally joined by his girlfriend Greta.

smash or pass - winthrop

smash

pass

Remaining time: 2 days 9 hours

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have you done winthrop? from fo3? if not him? :)

u know fallout 3 was so formulative for me. seeing all those hotties in the underworld is prolly why i dont turn my nose up at fucking a nice gross bloating rotten undead (sapient u dinguses) zombie

will post!

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Catherine was a resident of the ruins of Washington, D.C. in the Capital Wasteland. She was the wife of James and mother of the child later known to the Capital Wasteland's residents as the Lone Wanderer. Alongside James, Catherine was a scientist who worked on Project Purity.

smash or pass - catherine

smash

pass

Remaining time: 1 day 18 hours

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Catherine (The Lone Wanderer's mom) from Fallout 3?

got it! #swirlernation

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Philippe considers himself to be the "supreme ruler of the Nevada dining scene" and the "god of New Vegas brahmin fusion cuisine." While he enjoys working for the White Glove Society, he feels that he is not paid his worth, adding that too many people are "skimming off the top." The Courier can suggest that Philippe's temper and tendency to yell is the result of the past trauma of his childhood.

smash or pass - philippe

smash

pass

Remaining time: 1 day 17 hours

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Been here for a bit and just wanted to say that I'm so happy to see that there's other Fallout fans who got dudes in their head, really thought it was just me and my partner tbh 😭

~ Sincerely, another nerd with dudes in their head 💛

im not even a system! im just a tulpamancer! stolen valor!

but yeahhhh, mort's livin up here. hes usually just a ball of energy, sometimes he appears as he does either kind below, sometimes its just a bust of him speaking, but most of the time its just him showing me stuff. dude loooves rap, i wish i knew why.

here's his playlist. pls recommend him rap and rnb and other shit, i am tired of kdot and death grips

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Smash or Pass Phillipe from the Ultra Lux, the chef

HE'S SUCH A LITTLE WIGGA XAXAXA OK

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What is Fallout Equestria?

SHIT FROM A BUTT!

jk. its like if fallout took place in friendship is magic. its a dorky concept but i see why people go ape for it. its just sooo... idk? like very detailed.

to give u a scope of how long it is, ive had a fimfiction account since. uh. here. and im STILL reading this odyssey. on and off since. for "fallout with ponies" its fucking convoluted as shit tho. i dont remember any lore because there's so much. just so much.

its an actual book too. idk how they got the rights to publish...

however, murky number seven is more interesting, and also even longer, which is weird because it doesnt really explain the lore of fallout equestria that well either. im assuming MNS interests me because its fucked up. and very sad.

im not immune to making debonair (mortmer) and violin sonata (roswell, name tbc, hes gonna be a magician instead of a violin player) though, xaxaxa

i know ur supposed to draw on colored backgrounds, i just took off that layer so u could see their colors

EDIT:

i have to rework colors and ros's name but theres so much lore here its insane

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did u know submissions were open and u can do re-runs? and do fan characters? idk who to post

yes

no

maybe so

u should troll and post fallout equestria niggas (not doing this regardless dw)

Voting ended onMay 31

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he was like. watching me. he wouldnt stop. i could hear him walk up behind me and i could feel his brown eyes staring me. just boring into my skull. id turn around but he wasnt there. i turned on my webcam for my friend to check but he wasnt there. id plead for him to go away but he'd swap out with howard hughes. and then it was all over again

i could feel his hatred. it stunk, like plane oil (they both did). but, like, his viscous burning hatred, house and hughes, they wanted to do something worse to me than death for hurting their boyfriend. he wanted a fate worse than suicide, than death, than Ammit's mouth, than tartarus, than anything in any religion could come up with. i hurt his boy and now i had to pay.

i think. im trying to remember. but i think i felt him. like beyond him touching me. like his huge hands tangled in my wispy curls or their words telling me that because i had a mortimer tulpa that meant HOUSE was real too.

anyways. im fine now. ive been out of psychosis for like two days and this blog hasn't had any submissions, so, something funny -

smash or pass: the mr house psychosis figure i had 5/17/26 - 5/22/26

smash

pass

i didnt read the whole post which is why im picking this option. are u ok?

Voting ended onMay 31

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its global schizophrenia day, thank you all for being silly with me about my psychosis i had. sorry to any mr house fans following me

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rejoice fellow fnv self shippers btw. also vote on my psychosis poll xaxaxa

Talk of the Town - Relationships Marriage and More

A social expansion that adds Romance and Friendship mechanics to every NPC you encounter.

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he was like. watching me. he wouldnt stop. i could hear him walk up behind me and i could feel his brown eyes staring me. just boring into my skull. id turn around but he wasnt there. i turned on my webcam for my friend to check but he wasnt there. id plead for him to go away but he'd swap out with howard hughes. and then it was all over again

i could feel his hatred. it stunk, like plane oil (they both did). but, like, his viscous burning hatred, house and hughes, they wanted to do something worse to me than death for hurting their boyfriend. he wanted a fate worse than suicide, than death, than Ammit's mouth, than tartarus, than anything in any religion could come up with. i hurt his boy and now i had to pay.

i think. im trying to remember. but i think i felt him. like beyond him touching me. like his huge hands tangled in my wispy curls or their words telling me that because i had a mortimer tulpa that meant HOUSE was real too.

anyways. im fine now. ive been out of psychosis for like two days and this blog hasn't had any submissions, so, something funny -

smash or pass: the mr house psychosis figure i had 5/17/26 - 5/22/26

smash

pass

i didnt read the whole post which is why im picking this option. are u ok?

Voting ended onMay 31

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I would smash the Vulpes Inculta pillow

luckily for you daki pillows are usually starting at like $20 on amazon so you can make this a reality! im glad vulpy finally got a pillow fr.

and! im commissioning my friend to make me mortimer one (i'll post a pic of it when its complete, i know im mortimer's only fan but im paranoid about people stealing her work)