sasaki haise

skitty literally made me this entire blog even the url

[falsedove]

@rake-rake

　　"Ah! Ihei-san. How are you? I heard you had quite an impressive performance in your last mission. Good work!"

[falsedove]

‘  aren’t  you  supposed  to  be  someone  important?  ’ (from urie i don’t feel like changing accounts)

@bureaubitch

　　“ Urie-kun... Of course I’m someone important... I’m the beloved mentor of the Quinx! ”

[charmymemes]

𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

feel  free  to  change  any  pronouns  or  subjects  (or  reverse).      tw  for  blood,  death  and  physical  violence  mention.

‘  is  it  complete?  ’

‘  who  are  you?  ’

‘  who  is  this?  ’

‘  why  are  you  bleeding?  ’

‘  what  would  i  do  without  you?  ’

‘  do  you  feel  alright?  ’

‘  what’s  your  name?  ’

‘  why  do  you  hate  me?  ’

‘  do  you  want  something  to  eat?  ’

‘  aren’t  you  supposed  to  be  someone  important?  ’

‘  did  you  read  it  yet?  ’

‘  can  you  help  me?  ’

‘  why  do  you  act  so  weirdly?  ’

‘  what  do  i  do  with  someone  like  you?  ’

‘  you  awake?  ’

‘  can’t  you  tell  left  from  right?  ’

‘  how  dare  you?  ’

‘  can  i  have  a  word?  ’

‘  why  didn’t  you  fight  back?  ’

‘  can  you  stop  interupting  me?  ’

‘  why  are  you  here?  ’

‘  what  happened?  ’

‘  haven’t  you  said  enough?  ’

‘  why  are  you  still  ___?  ’

‘  why  don’t  you  shut  up  and  be  quiet?  ’

‘  what  did  you  dream  of?  ’

‘  why  are  you  yelling?  ’

‘  how  could  you  say  that?  ’

‘  is  that  mine?  ’

‘  why  did  you  turn  out  this  way?  ’

‘  are  you  talking  to  me?  ’

‘  why  won’t  he  date  me?  ’

‘  why  did  you  hit  him?  ’

‘  why  are  you  crying  yourself  to  sleep?  ’ 

‘  are  you  serious?  ’

‘  who  did  this?  ’

‘  will  i  regret  this?  ’

‘  do  you  promise?  ’

‘  is  that  mine?  ’

‘  am  i  dead?  ’

‘  can  you  stop  moving?  ’

‘  is  he  looking  at  me?  ’

‘  does  it  hurt?  ’

‘  how  did  that  happen?  ’

‘  what’s  the  weather  for  tomorrow?  ’

‘  are  you  in  love  with  me  yet?  ’

‘  is  it  that  important?  ’

‘  want  some?  ’

‘  was  that  an  accident?  ’

‘  what’s  the  deal  with  you?  ’

‘  who  do  you  think  you  are?  ’

‘  can  i  ask  you  something?  ’

‘  why  don’t  you  leave  then?  ’

‘  how  could  you?  ’

‘  is  this  all  you  can  do?  ’

‘  why  is  this  here?  ’

‘  how  did  you  get  in  here?  ’

‘  is  it  freezing  to  you?  ’

‘  what  are  you  making  tdday?  ’

‘  are  you  lost?  ’

‘  has  it  been  that  long?  ’

‘  how  could  you?  ’

[falsedove]

〔　bureaubitch​　〕

WHAT THE FUCK … “No.” The way he says it makes it neither fully a question, nor fully a dismissal. “You’re oversimplifying, but even so …” This is combined with a wave of his hand. “You all can go work together without me. I don’t mind.” 

　　HIS HARSH REFUSAL HITS HAISE WITH ACTUAL IMPACT, and the mentor visibly winces. Urie sure is harsh...  “ But it is simple, ”  He quibbles, trying to keep it light-hearted.  “ If you go off alone, that’s not good for you. There’s a lot you’re only capable of with a good team! ”

[falsedove]

〔　xyumeni​　〕

She’s a little hesitant at first, having been approached by a stranger and all. But she’s also a bit curious about why he wants to talk with her out of all people. “Er– Sure. What’s up?” Head tilts to the side as she carefully observes him, trying to figure out what his motive could be. She might as well hear him out. 

　　AH, SHE’S PUT OFF. He suppose he can’t blame her, and he just holds that smileーnow sheepishーon his face. He does seem a bit creepy, doesn’t he? Better remain standing for now if that’s the case, rather than making himself comfortable too early and tarnishing her first impression of him even further.

　　“ I guess it’s a bit weird, but I like to get to know people, and you seemed free. You see, I live around here, but there’s always so many different people. I think if I met a new person each day, I’d still never run out of them to meet. ”  He’s actually never thought about that before, but now that he’s said it, he realises it’s true. Perhaps it really has been on his mind, subconsciously.

[inkskinned]

i am in love with you. or i think i am. is that what this is, when everything feels better after seeing you. when im lighter around you. when the world slows down. i’m braver around you. wild and still more level. like everything is more beautiful when i show it to you.

[falsedove]

　　starter call- like for main (tokyo ghoul) verse, comment for jjk verse!

[falsedove]

@lapined​

　　EVER SINCE THEN, he finds himself in front of this café more and more often. Sometimes, he’s too shy to even go in, especially if he sees her in the window. Other times, she’s not even there, and it’s both a relief and a disappointment.

　　Today, he’s gone in, and she’s there. The most frightening combination. Sasaki hovers at the entrance for a moment before beginning to walk towards the barーand then suddenly changes his mind, veering towards a table instead.

　　Looks like he’ll be staying for a bit.

[falsedove]

@xyumeni​

　　HE’S GOT A RATHER KEEN SENSE for these thingsーhe has to, or he wouldn’t have been able to become a high-class sorcerer, now would he? Haise tries to mind his own business, but when people are this shrouded in cursed energy like this girl is, he can’t help sticking his nose in.

　　A hand raised in greeting, he approaches her, smiling pleasantly.  “ Hi. I don’t mean to be strange, but would you chat with me for a bit? ”

[falsedove]

　　starter call- like for main (tokyo ghoul) verse, comment for jjk verse!

[falsedove]

〔　bureaubitch​　〕

Sasaki is lucky that Urie spares him a glance. The headphones are on his head for a reason  ( he doesn’t want to talk )  and the fact that there’s no music playing is irrelevant. He raises a hand, slides the headphones backwards, and levels a blank glance. “ … What?” 

　　WELL, HE HADN’T REALLY EXPECTED MUCH BETTER OF A RESPONSE. Sasaki sighs a bit, hiding most of his disappointment, but not all of it.  “ This is what I mean. You’ve got to socialize a bit! We’re all working for the same things, here. It’ll be a lot easier if we can all work together. ” 

[falsedove]

〔　bureaubitch​　〕

The awkwardness, Urie decides, is Sasaki’s fault. This is a decision he arrives at based on the following logic: the rest of the squad is missing ( Mutsuki and Shirazu ) or asleep ( Yonebayashi ), and every other morning when Urie heads out to HQ at this same time on his own, it’s perfectly pleasant. The variable that has changed is Sasaki. 

He pretends to be unaffected as he opens the passenger side of the company car and climbs in, already looking at the window at the street instead of his mentor by the time he closes the door and fumbles for his seatbelt. 

“Let’s just make the interrogations quick ( so I can do something more useful. )”  /  @falsedove​

　　AH, HE REALLY DOESN’T CHANGE, DOES HE? Sasaki supposes there’s something comforting in that fact; things have been changing a lot lately, and for the worst, really. To have a familiar interaction with Urie, despite the negativity of it all, is actually quite uplifting.

　　Sasaki remains in the driver’s seat for only a second longer than Urie, and when he stands outside of the car to shut the door, he sends a glance his subordinate’s way. It had been a mostly silent car ride, but the sharp comment now is what’s gotten him thinking.

　　“ Efficiency is always the goal, isn’t it? ” The investigator remarks pleasantly, knowing full well what Urie means.  “ But rushing things is no better than dong them inefficiently. Surely you’ve picked that up by now, Urie-kun? ”

[falsedove]

I lov this fuckin pup

[falsedove]

@bureaubitch​

　　“ Urie-kun, you should be spending more time getting to know your classmates! They’ll be vital in your growth and in being successful as you get sent out on more difficult missions! “

[falsedove]

　　okay so first of all: holy shit I have No Fucking Sasaki Icons

　　secondly, he is much more difficult to port over to jjk because he’s like. Super Half Ghoul Monster Man but there’s only yuuji for that kinda thing in jjk, so Sasaki will have to just be A Regular Sorcerer with Depression™

　　he will def be like. a higher-class sorcerer tho he’s a strong boy. not in school for sure he’s def the mentor for shirazu and urie still, very similar dynamics and all.

[falsedove]

〔　grsphmy​　〕

   oh, what a fool this guy was - when you threw scraps to strays, they were bound to come meowing for more and more until you were left penniless or chased it off with a broom enough times.   “   the pleasures all mine, babe.   ”   was he talking to this guy or the money - with the way burgundy eyes fixed on paper, the answer might be tragically clear.

   but, eventually he lifts his eyes.   “   you’ve had the blessin’ of meetin’ me - god deity agent and manager, lover of goats and moolah; LYLE GRAY ~ !!   ”   he flashes a wink with a small two-finger salute.   “   able to provide you with the best, exclusive, deals on anything you could dream of. don’t forget the name, sassy.   ”

　　HE’S NOT THE FIRST PERSON TO THINK THAT ABOUT HAISE, and he won’t be the last. It couldn’t bother him any less; he really only needs his coworkers to take him seriously, although even that isn’t...going so well...

　　The boy being fixated on the money he’d been given also isn’t an issue; in fact, he’s actually a little happy that it’s made this kid so glad.  “ I’ll have make sure I remember my luck today, Lyle. “  The investigator smiles, unperturbed by the flashy antics, and seeming to mostly disregard them altogether. If he’d been one of his underlings, he’d try to make him shake that behavior, but seeing as he’s just some bystanderーit’s nice that he can enjoy himself.

　　“ I have some things to take care of, but I hope your goat appreciates my offering~! Maybe I’ll get to meet him, next time. “

[falsedove]

〔　grsphmy​　〕

score. lyle resists the urge to smile too much, but it’s probably not to much avail; he was practically drooling at the appearance of a thousand yen. that was, like, ten bucks or something !! he only expected a couple dollars thrown his way, but wow — this guy was seriously amazing !!

   “   precisely, bubsie is grateful for your generous tithe.   ”   he’s practically swiping the bill away from the other.    “   every little bit is so kind, so nice, so helpful - we’ll put this right back into helping our dear beezlebub. be sure to continue to support us ~ to who shall we send blessings for, hm ??  ”

　　EAGER. Haise’s ever-polite expression remains that way, though there’s an obvious hint of discomfort along there. He isn’t too bothered, though; the money isn’t a big deal, and if it makes this boy happy, then whatever.

　　“ I hope it’ll earn me some mercy. “  He continues to play along, though at this point, he’s beginning to think he should return to his duties. He’s about ready to say so, but pauses and blinks at the question, then resumes a smile. “ My name is Sasaki Haise. It’s nice to meet you. “