[the-beacons-of-minas-tirith]

Well I was having a jolly fine evening until!!!

[creepish]

:) (threateningly)

[icouldwritebooks]

I love it when the little kids I’m teaching online have complete and total misconceptions of what’s going on. So far, I’ve encountered the following:

1. I had been teaching a little girl for several months, when one day she said to me: “My mother says you’re a real person, not an app. If you’re a real person, show me your husband.”

2. I was about to end a class, but the little girl I was teaching didn’t want the class to end. She turned to her mom and asked if she could please watch one more episode. Turns out she was under the impression that I was a very interactive TV program.

3. I couldn’t find my marker in class today. The boy I was teaching was like, “What’s your apartment number? I’ll come up and help you find it!” The boy lives in China and I live in the United States. I guess most people he knows live in the same building as him, so he assumed I did too.

4. I had been teaching a kid for quite some time when I mentioned my age in class. She was like, “Wait, you’re an adult????” She’d thought I was twelve.

[icouldwritebooks]

5. I just finished my last class of the night. At the end of it, the three year old girl (in China) wanted to know if she could come over and we could have the next class at my house.

[allmyknivesaremadeoutofbutter-d]

so you just make an effort? and then it pays off?

[capacity]

[goawfma]

we need to change the part of the history where yt ppl are given credit for “discovering” things that were never lost and were known by the indigenous ppl in the first place 

also they need to change the name officially 👌🏾

[normal-horoscopes]

NOTICE WHEN YOU HEAR THE TRUE NAME IT SENDS A LITTLE SHIVER UP YOUR SPINE

[jhameia]

“the smoke that thunders” is 100000% more badass

[hollowtones]

PLEASE tell me you voted for bernie...

I’m Canadian.

[hollowtones]

[parakeet]

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

[targent]

wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”

[targent]

stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year

[targent]

uh oh

[zoethrowingnightshade]

It gets funnier the earlier in the year you reblog it

[hobwithluv]

im ok i just want to die a lot

[catchymemes]

[link-the-feral-anon]

When you remember the anti-vax movement

[burger-prince]

[okonesecvhangingurlhello-deacti]

Weird how you guys (Spongebob fandom) are putting an abusive ship on my dash (SquidBob) and not thinking twice about it. But alright.

[mimihime]

>abusive

where?

[okonesecvhangingurlhello-deacti]

Are you really gonna act like Squidward isn’t constantly berating and verbally abusing Spongebob. Like did we watch the same show or what LOL

[daofeibutdead]

literally don’t even bother with this person lol I’m so sick of freaks who hate on squidbob yet still ship patbob as of Patrick isn’t incredibly abusive towards spongebob

[thegodsofold]

is….. is this discourse??? is this actually a thing thats happening???

[okonesecvhangingurlhello-deacti]

Can you learn to mind your business maybe? Could that be a thing that’s happening?

[itsmecartoonistgirl]

Just some tender advice here: Squidward is 9 years older than Spongebob!

If you ship squidbob, you are shipping a middle aged man in his 40s with a young adult!

[daofeibutdead]

are you for real

[okonesecvhangingurlhello-deacti]

Not a fan of SquidBob in any way shape or form but I’m also not about to let somebody spread blatant misinformation on my post.

[itsmecartoonistgirl]

As vague as his age may be I think times such as the first Spongebob film where everyone including squidward calls spongebob a “kid” or “boy” implies that he is still intended to be fairly young. And squidward is implied to be a pretty old guy, I mean look at both their moms for instance.

[okonesecvhangingurlhello-deacti]

SpongeBob’s mother aged gracefully as she is a sponge with a lifespan potentially spanning thousands of years whereas Squidward’s mother was not so lucky as squids have a lifespan of typically no more than 18 months. Squidward’s mother also had to deal with the stresses of raising Squidward which I believe speaks for itself.

[itsmecartoonistgirl]

Alls I’m saying is if people are gonna be shipping squidbob they’re also going to have to reconcile with the fact that Squidward is a old grown man who’s been through high school, college, who’s worked at the Krusty Krab much longer than SpongeBob has, who’s lived in that particular neighborhood longer than SpongeBob has, all while SpongeBob is still dealing with school bullies, being called a kid and a boy by everyone he knows, and getting kisses from his grandma.

They cannot possibly be in the same age group, age or maturity wise. Squidward is obviously an older figure spongebob looks up to that Squidward is known to take advantage of constantly. The age difference definitely plays a part in this.

[jenlog]

what the actual fuck is happening here

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[hangthecode]

[echrai]

I’ve always loved Will’s split second face of “Barbossa? What the fuck? When was he an option?!”

[silhouetteincolor]

and then there’s Barbossa’s reaction. omg

[harukami]

This was the best wedding in cinematic history and if you don’t agree with me you’re wrong.

[spartanlocke]

Confusion, distress, realization, and relief. 

[velvetvetiver]

I fucking HATE money. I hate capitalism. I hate that we have built entire systems worshipping numbers that don’t fucking mean anything. I hate living in a world where these figures can be the difference between life and death. People kill for money, they work until they can barely stay standing for it, they debase themselves to the point of dehumanization just to earn a little extra. I have lost a disgusting amount of time, energy, and life to the mandatory pursuit of money in order to survive and exist with dignity. I’ve had enough.

[jenny-jinya]

Okay, I’m sorry but I just feel so restless about the bushfires, I made a mini-comic. Maybe it will get a few more people to donate. I wish I could do more.  Please see http://wires.org.au if you want to help. :(

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gluten-free-pussy]

I read an article about how Millennials don’t carry cash on them and got annoyed and literally yesterday I was out with a group of friends and NONE of us had cash

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

I mean if you get robbed you can cancel the card and transactions. if you get robbed for cash that’s it man

[fluoritegalaxy]

millennials are ruining the robbery industry.

[pukicho]

I hope everyone is having a fucking day

[pukicho]

[dankmemeuniversity]