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Daily Dose of Daddy Secondo

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This is so fucking embarrassing. This is one of the most embarrassing business quips I have ever seen in my entire vile career.

birdsareblooming

coat bath

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tag yourselves i'm the GREAT ROOM beside the GOURMET KITCHEN

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i remade it in the sims 4

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Me and a few of my brothers are all on the spectrum but only one of us has gone through the process of getting a legit medical diagnosis and he denies it with his whole chest whenever it’s convenient so it’s become an ongoing bit for us to trick each other Revealing A Symptom while swearing to the death that our own Weird Symptom is completely normal

For example

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Me, Autistic: What would you do if all your socks were suddenly mismatched heights and materials

Brother 1, Autistic: Kill myself

Brother 2, Autistic: (nodding) A normal reaction that everyone has

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Brother 1: (eating his food weird in a very specific way)

Me: (also eating my food weird, but different) Don’t like it when the different ingredients are touching, huh

Him: Fuck you

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Brother 2, cannot handle any seasonings: Did you eat dinner yet

Me, who cannot handle bland food: Yep

Him: Was it canned ravioli

Me: Maybe

Him: What did you have for breakfast

Me: …

Him: Was it also canned ravioli

Me: ………..

Brother 3, who has openly and shamelessly eaten nothing but store brand potato salad from a plastic tub for the last month and a half: You’re gonna make yourself sick doing that

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It’s important to add too that they have a dog who carries around a ball everywhere he goes and all he does is drop and catch it over and over and over again for hours and hours and hours non stop and he will ONLY poop near their house and ONLY when one of two specific people are watching him and he screams whenever people hug each other and hates paper towel rolls and so part of the bit is that the dog is also autistic

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When we were growing up once a year we’d go on a week long road trip once a summer and every single time we’d go to the same place and stop at the same museums and the three of us who were obsessed with history and architecture would do one thing and the rest of us who were obsessed with natural history and animal facts would do another and then we’d pile back into the car to listen to the same two CD’s of My Chemical Romance or Red Hot Chili Peppers on a loop while playing The Animal Game, which is a game where everyone has to guess what animal you’re thinking of by asking ONLY yes or no questions and narrowing it down by phylum and habitat and shit, and then we’d pull in at a shitty motel where we’d put on either Shark Week, Mythbusters, or The Fireplace Channel, the latter of which we would watch together in dead silence only to cheer when The Hand appeared to toss a new log on, so in hindsight there were signs