*massive raptor screech*

30. Capricorn. Hannigram Slut. Anxious rabbit. Feral goblin. "I came from a gay lake." - Katya. 🩷🩵💛 Lisa from Blackpink is my future wife. Medicated and still depressy. *dab*

[thememedaddy]

[the-big-mood]

(Insta)

[theindestructiblelittlemy]

is it just me or is NASA weirdly aggressive in their article about black holes?

can a black hole destroy the earth?

no, you idiot.

black holes aren’t planet gluttons, you bitch.

and the earth isn’t some weak-ass planet that would just fall in to a black hole like a sucker.

and that dumbass sun that we’ve got isn’t big enough to make a black hole like other stars.

you fool.

[randomslasher]

This reads like an exhausted doctor explaining that no, you fucking moron, vaccines do not cause autism. 

[methotrex8]

[luminarai]

*david attenborough voice* truly the most dangerous predator in the animal kingdom

[kuvaton]

[saint-batrick]

environmental storytelling.

[phallicthimble]

[stoportotouch]

hey does anybody want to see my collection of slightly distorted pictures of cats as viewed through glasses

[stoportotouch]

too late i’ve decided for you that you do

here they are

[whatcoloristhatcat]

red mackerel tabby with low white spotting 2x combo, black with high white spotting

[bloodydancy]

Hannibal S1E10 Buffet froid

[memeuplift]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[thecurlysub420]

*opens tumblr*

*rummages around like I’m in the fridge*

*closes tumblr*

…*opens tumblr*

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[chaifootsteps]

#Please little bird

[the-squeaky-junk-drawer]

#PLEASELOVELYLITTLEBIRB!

[ofishal-fish-posts]

job applications are so stupid. "what's ur desired salary?" ten billion dollars next question