Familiar Sights.

Well behaved white teenager

[clayjokes]

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

[traitor]

an endless cycle

[doucheboob]

I hate when people ask me why I drink so much water like damn bitch I’m tryin to drown myself what u think leave me alone

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

a game show where a toddler has to choose between a cheque for a million dollars or a small basket filled with $8.14 worth of dollar store toys and in the corner of the tv you can see their parents in a locked sound proof room watching from a screen and screaming the whole time

[averagefairy]

sometimes i hear songs i liked in middle school and i’m like…. how did i possibly relate to this as a 12 year old. who was hurting me so bad that secondhand serenade made sense to me

[realtigerwoods-blog]

[sunnieblues]

[louises-belcher]

I may seem like an angry person on the surface, but deep inside, I’m actually angrier.

[guy]

and they always are

[taeng]

date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve

[hnxy-blog]

Yeah that’s right, be a fucking gold digger, whores.

[taeng]

u sound poor how dare you talk to me 

[unvvrap]

Diary of an Oxygen Thief - Anonymous

[morgan98nicole]

[graceless-goddess-deactivated20]

[dumbgay]

i may be a terrible person but at least i say please and thank you and use my fucking blinker

[whoarei]

she guessed my favorite color first try..

but between me and u……. i didnt even have a favorite color until she yelled out yellow!! she was hella excited n smiling like a little kid. so i told her she was right and i havent seen yellow the same since, its in everything. i could probably live in it now. 

[childlikemperor]

i!!!!! love!!!!!! holding!!!!!! hands!!!!!!!!!

[writun]

u ever have an orgasm so good u just wanna cry

[moonlitmorphos]

I’m that friend that will proofread your sexts for quality assurance.