suk a dog dik

[eastegg-deactivated20200528]

mentally i am living in a cabin in the middle of nowhere in the woods of oregon and it’s foggy and i am wearing a big sweater and baking banana bread

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[10032050792]

Sometimes it’s scary how fucking accurate this hell site can be

[setheverman]

what’s the mood for october?

[kelbremdusk]

[magiccbean-deactivated20201121]

Mood

[badicarus-deactivated20200410]

people really came for hozier for his four year hiatus as if they have clocks in the woods

[badicarus-deactivated20200410]

me, rattling spoons in the wilderness: hozier come on it’s been four years

hozier, materializing from a tree: it what

[prehistoricmancunt]

Picture this: it’s 2007, you’re on your family computer on stardoll.com listening to Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne on repeat. Your ringtone is I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry. You somehow don’t realize you’re not straight.

[flowerinaflame]

[hallogallo]

Smug face of a free man

[kuntsuragi]

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

[juniorjewel]

bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!

[dannydino11]

Okay maybe mama did raise a fool

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

boys are nice to look at but?? is it really worth it sis

[writing-prompt-s]

When you die, you appear in a cinema with a number of other people who look like you. You find out that they are your previous reincarnations, and soon you all begin watching your next life on the big screen.

[lesbian-moon-gf]

too much

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

My previous incarnations throwing popcorn at the screen and booing: this bitch is fucking stupid!!!

[parakeet]

did i ever tell you guys abt how i thought edibles and lunchables were the same thing for like, a year. like i thought all those ‘when the edibles kick in’ memes were just funny jokes about how fucking wild kids get around Snacks or something. 

[powerfulwizard]

[fictionisalwaysbetter]

All those times Monica and Chandler were just casually cuddling way before their relationship even started is the only thing that matters in this cold hard world

[hallucin8]

“I can see your nipples through your shirt” first of all stop being ungrateful.

[serotnin]

catch me gardening topless at 5am telling my baby tomato plant about my bad dream

[evaunit08]

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

[thebestoftumbling]