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No, seriously, do NOT.

Feeling dirty and grimy for extended periods of time is extremely draining on the mental well-being of humans. Psychological studies prove it is detrimental to our self-esteem and contentment. And no wonder; we are animals--homo sapiens, a kind of ape--that instinctively places high importance on personal grooming. Like monkeys and cats and birds in a zoo, one of the best ways to make us feel sad ... is to make us feel gross to ourselves.

So here's an easy saying from my therapist/zookeeper:

"If you feel like you hate the world, eat something.

If you feel like the world hates you, get some sleep.

If you feel like you hate yourself, take a shower.

You will probably feel much better."

bees-official

Do all three at once to become the perfect life form

grownupchangeling

Whoa! Is this where @redgoldsparks ‘ comic comes from?

redgoldsparks

Yes this is the source of the text!

#advice #mental health

sunlit-arrow

not helpol but im feeling a certain interest towards norse polytheism (i do not know the correct term, sorry if its wrong). If anyone has any beginner friendly resources or advice it is all welcome and appreciated ✨

sonofnjobu

Nappy.co

cantbaretoknowinnocence

You know how long I've been looking for something like this!?

kny111

To any sketch artist out there too.

solarishashernoseinabook

[Image ID: a black woman wearing a plaid shirt and red bandana around her head. Her braided hair is coming out of the top od her head and falling in front of her. Text says "Did you know there's a black-owned stock photo company nappy.co that provides stereotype-free images of black people" /end]

dragonwolfcrane

the other day i was trying to find reference images of black people for art things but all i was finding were black-and-white images of white people! love this!!

sonofnjobu

Also! They accept submissions. If you’re a photographer and want to contribute, the button is on the bottom left of the webpage.

#fuck yeah #this is awesome #art tool

spacefroggoo

famousclowngardener

I am so scared of spiders and especially praying mantis, yet I go out of my way to take them outside or get someone else who can.

spacefroggoo

famousclowngardener

I am so scared of spiders and especially praying mantis, yet I go out of my way to take them outside or get someone else who can.

Im losing my mind!

My world has spawned 13 cultists and thats it!

I need want the trophy so bad!

#valheim #im dead!#im desperate

tarantula-hawk-wasp

Do NOT let family obligations keep you from thinking about yaoi.

florencvassy

Do NOT let family obligations keep you from thinking about yuri.

#fuck thats funny #god i love it

the-griffons-saddlebag

💎 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗺! Gloves of the Magpie Wondrous item, rare (requires attunement) ___ You gain a +5 bonus to Dexterity (Sleight of Hand) checks you make while wearing these magic gloves. They have 6 charges and regain 1d4 + 2 expended charges daily at dawn. While wearing the gloves, you can use a bonus action to expend 1 of their charges to use one of the following properties: • 𝘽𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝘼𝙜𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙮. Your speed increases by 10 feet until the start of your next turn, and you have advantage on the next Dexterity check or Dexterity saving throw you make before then. • 𝙎𝙬𝙤𝙤𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙀𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙥𝙚. You become invisible until the start of your next turn or until you make an attack or cast a spell. For the duration, you also gain a flying speed equal to your walking speed. • 𝙏𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙎𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙚. You magically sense what’s inside a container you’re touching, such as a chest or purse. You determine the general nature of what’s inside (such as “a sword” or “a handful of coins”). The space inside the container can be no larger than 10 feet in any dimension. ___ ✨ Patrons get huge perks! Access this and hundreds of other item cards, art files, and compendium entries when you support The Griffon’s Saddlebag on Patreon for as little as $3 a month!

#dungeons and dragons #5e #dnd

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⚔️ 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗺! Dream Catcher Weapon (net), very rare ___

This circular net is stylized with large white feathers around its edge. Unlike a normal net, the "dream catcher" can restrain a formless creature such as a ghost or water elemental. The net is immune to slashing damage, and it requires a DC 16 Strength check, instead of DC 10, to free a creature from the net.

The net has 8 charges, which are represented by the number of feathers around the net. When you throw the net, you can speak its command word to expend up to 4 of its charges. If the net hits and restrains a creature, that creature is also affected by the "sleep" spell. The spell targets only the creature within the net, and its spell level is equal to the number of charges expended from the net when it was thrown. If a creature falls unconscious as a result of this effect, it can’t be woken up early until the net is removed.

When you expend a charge, one of the feathers disappears in a dream-like cloud of smoke. The net regains 1d8 expended charges daily at dawn. ___

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#dnd magic items

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💎 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗺! Mask of the Mimic Wondrous item, uncommon (requires attunement) ___

This mask is designed in the likeness of a mimic: the bane (and untimely end) of many adventurers. The mask effortlessly sticks to your face when you put it on. While wearing this mask, mimics are indifferent toward you and will not attack you unless you threaten or harm them. Touching or otherwise interacting with a mimic harmlessly reveals its nature to you. In addition, you can use an action to cast the "disguise self" spell from the mask at will. The spell ends if the mask is removed.

𝘾𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚. Once you place this mask on your face, you can’t remove it unless you are targeted by the "remove curse" spell or similar magic. While wearing the mask, you gain the following flaw: “If I see something of value that I think I can steal, it only makes sense to try.” ___

✨ Patrons get huge perks! Access this and hundreds of other item cards, art files, and compendium entries when you support The Griffon’s Saddlebag on Patreon for less than $10 a month!

#dnd magic items