Found Family AU
Season 1
Dylan: What about my brother makes him a bad business owner?
Lefty: What?
Dylan: You guys call him that all the time, what exactly makes him bad at it. Explain it to me.
Lefty: He’s never here.
Dylan: He’s always here. He comes everyday that he can, and he’s doing other things for his business.
Lefty: Like what?
Dylan: Doing the books, calling suppliers, buying advertising, it takes more to run a business then just showing up everyday. And when he is here he does everything he can do, and he has to go home at the end of the day. What do you expect him to live here?
Lefty: Hell no! We want privacy!
Dylan: So does he
Lefty: He takes vacations all the time
Dylan: for how long?
Lefty: A…couple of days a month
Dylan: So in your eyes a good business owner never takes time off, no breaks, no time to unwind?
Lefty: I never said that. Bryan deserves to take breaks.
Dylan: So you want him to take breaks yet simultaneously being here every moment of everyday.
Lefty: Yes.
Lefty: He also spends a ton of money on himself
Dylan: Yes. Profit from his business. Is he not allowed to buy things for himself?
Lefty: Well he buys expensive things, he has a mansion, and a bunch of luxury clothes
Dylan: Didn’t helpy buy a bunch of stuff that coated way more then his clothes?
Lefty: So?
Dylan: He uses his personal card and account on himself, he’s not spending the restaurants money, he’s spending his own, Helpy is the one wasting company funds. Do you want him to just not eat, or pay his mortgage?
Lefty: Well…uh.
Lefty: He bought a mansion! He’s wasting his money.
Dylan: weren’t you the one who joked about him being a millionaire and living in a tiny apartment?
Lefty:…yeah.
Dylan: and how you think he deserves better?
Lefty: Maybe.
Dylan: So you hate that lived in an apartment, hated that he lives in a mansion. Where do you want him to live, a cardboard box?
Lefty:….maybe
Lefty: He’s mean to molten all the time! For no reason!
Dylan: You mean the six-foot two metal spaghetti monster who routinely threatens to murder him, skin him, and dance on his grave?
Lefty: Yes!
Dylan: The guy who punches, mocks and tells him he’s horrible at everything he does, the guy who is genuinely only nice to you. And only you
Lefty: YES!
Dylan: Lefty, it makes sense he’s not nice to Molten, Molten threatens him every day i wouldn’t be nice to him if he did that everyday.
Lefty: He’s a TSUNDERE! You don't understand him! He’s misunderstood.
Dylan: Lefty this is real life, not an anime, nobody is a tsundere. He’s just a dick!
Lefty: He’s being forced to do it!
Dylan: Is he being forced to laugh maniacally as he talks about stabbing my brother and watching him bleed? Is he forced to watch my brother in his private home and is he forced to talk about how useless my brothers attempts to stop him are?
Lefty:…….he could be.
Dylan: Is he?
Lefty: no
Lefty: He antagonizes Springtrap and is making our situation worse by not doing anything about it.
Dylan: What do you expect him to do? Springtrap has very powerful backup, and Bryan has no idea where he is or what he’s planning. He’s always like five steps ahead, what do you think he can do?
Lefty: Get the authorities involved
Dylan: Oh yeah. ‘Hi police this dead guy in a rabbit costume is using an interdimensional portal to try and murder me’
Lefty: Okay…but he antagonizes him. He can just talk to him.
Dylan: Lefty the guy is planning on murdering him, he told him directly to his face. Do you think a guy that insane would listen, he doesn't even listen to molten or his wife. What could Bryan say or do to convince him to stop?
Lefty: He could uh…um. He said he owned his family!
Dylan: Lefty he didn't! He said he owned the building and the animatronic's, he said nothing about Aftons family. You were there! You know he said none of that.
Lefty:…..
Lefty: the restaurant was shut down by the health department.
Dylan: Lefty, you were there when A.I afton told you the plaque was fake, you were there when the supposed incident with a kid getting sick happened, and did it?
Lefty: I wasn’t…looking but-
Dylan: And even if it did actually happen. Molten confessed to being the one who did it. Bryan had no idea until some body told him.
Lefty: He just added salt to the pizza!
Dylan: Uline salt.
Lefty: Who cares what brand it was?
Dylan: Uline is road salt, it can’t be eaten.
Lefty: How was he supposed to know that?
Dylan: He giant. ‘Not for human consumption’ sticker on the bucket?
Lefty: He doesn't do his duty as an owner.
Dylan: Name one thing he doesn't do that he should?
Lefty: He doesn't check the vents everyday. That’s Fazbear policy.
Dylan: It’s a policy from the 70s, that was removed five years ago.
Lefty: But helpy said-
Dylan: Helpy is the one who's supposed to do it, not Bryan. Just look it up, it took me thirty seconds.
Lefty: He doesn't pay us! We work and only he gets the profits!
Dylan: So all of you using his credit card for stupid things, doesn't count as payment for you?
Lefty: No.
Dylan: Okay. I can talk to him and get him to pay you, but all of you must stop using his personal and business credit card for personal purchases.
Lefty: No! We deserve to use his card when we want.
Dylan: So you want to get paid, and buy everything you want, but also not spend a single dime of your personal money.
Lefty: Yes.
Dylan: So let me get this straight. My brother works hard, comes in on time, goes home at a timely fashion, doesn't do anything that isn't in his job description, brings in millions of dollars in profit for Fazbear entertainment, buys himself nice things with his hard earned cash, doesn't bend over backwards for jerks, and you think, hems terrible at his job.
Lefty: YEAH! he should quit he’s terrible, Jon should run this place.
Dylan: Okay. Bryan! Lefty wants you to quit.
Bryan: *sad* Okay i’ll do it.
Lefty: NO WE NEED YOU I’M SORRY!!! IT WAS A JOKE I DIDNT MEAN IT!
Dylan: *Whispers* Remind me why you bought him?
Bryan: *Whispers back* The owner of the store paid me to take him
(damn, Dylan really calls it like he sees it. Oh also I have asks for this AU open.)