Bryan: Hey Dylan….I’m back
Bryan: Just..ok? I’m back from the dead and it’s just an Ok?
Dylan: Bryan, our dads ghost is in a furry costume, my mom is haunting another one, an interdimensional portal exists, and you were in an animatronic for the past year….you really think this, is going to get a reaction from me?
Bryan:…. touché. Wanna get Starbucks?
Dylan: Fine, you’re buying. *phone rings* i need to take this
Dylan: No, unknown number, *answers* Hello?
Adrian: Uh, hey Dylan. I need some money
Adrian: Nooooooooooo….yes
Dylan: *sigh* Fine, Bryan, Adrians in jail.
Bryan: Again? Fine, we’ll split bail.
Adrian: Oh thank goodness. Did you pay my bail?
Bryan: Yeah. It was 80,000 dollars. What did you do?
Officer: Your friend broke into the backroom of a library, found them looking through a microfiche machine.
Dylan: It’s a machine where you look through newspapers
Adrian: I was ten minutes late for closing!
Dylan awoke to Bryan calling him
Bryan: Happy birthday! I remembered! Don’t tell your therapist!
Dylan: I won’t, do you have to do this every year?
Bryan: Uh, yeah. So, actually going to come by for the party?
Dylan: Bryan. I get they care, but mom and Amiri make way too big a deal about it.
Bryan: You are a big deal, your birthday is important
Dylan: i know, but i kinda just want a small thing at Candys.
Bryan: Well if you’re sure. I’m still getting you a big present.
Bryan: Will dad be there?
Dylan: kinda, i mean, i’m not sure he’s fully there a lot.
Bryan; I like to think he is. He’s always there. Just watching.
Bryan: Hey! That’s our father you’re talking about!
In the backroom of candys
Dylan; How did you get in here?
Bryan: I was stuck inside Steves head for a long time, even though i was barely conscious i was bored. So i figured dad and Uncle Marcus would like a tv.
Dylan: That’s a good point, but next time talk to me about-
Tv: Sit right back and you’ll hear a tale-
Dylan: *rolls his eyes* Whatever. *about to leave*
Bryan: *stops him* Tell dad you love him.
Bryan: Tell. Dad. You love him.
Bryan: that wasn't so hard was it?
Dylan: Why do you make me do that?
Bryan: Dad loves you, and i’m sure hearing you say that puts him at ease. You don’t stress out someone whose dead.
Bryan: Have you not seen poltergeist? You piss off the dead, they do scary sh…stuff
Dylan: Why do you hate swearing so much?
Bryan: Dad would wash my mouth out with soap when I did.
Dylan: Well I don’t give a damn, his soap method can fûck off and…..he’s standing right behind me isn't he?
Dylan got his mouth washed out.
Anna: Dylan…I need to tell you something that…you probably won’t believe.
Bryan: You’re not adopted, stop saying that
Amiri: You’re both technically related, Dylan, you’re the child of Bryans fathers second marriage.
Bryan: Oh yeah, Valerie…always hated her.
Anna: Same, and she gave you to us…mostly out of spite. But we both love you, like our own.
Dylan:…I know..I mean I always felt like I didn’t fully belong here.
Amiri: You do belong here. You always will.
Dylan:…I need some time. I’ll be at Plutos.
Bryan: Wait, Valerie, you were my step mom, why didn’t you say anything when you hired me?
Vanny: Because you, make me furious
Bryan: Because my dad loved me more then you?
Vanny: No. Because you acted like you were better then me, you and your mother!
Gator: You really had beef with a ten year old?
Bryan: Right? And the reason my mom didn’t like you, was because you kept constantly insulting her and me. Not because you were poor
Bryan:…Valerie you really can’t lie to yourself while being dead. It’s sad.
Bryan: I mean, you tried having an affair with William Afton while still married to my dad.
Bryan: Maybe succeeded, I’m not 100% sure.
Ballora; What?! He was married! To me!
Vanny: Not my fault he wanted some action from someone without stretch marks.
Ballora; *gasp* Let her out I wanna kick her ass!