starbort

just a very compact bread roll of anxiety

[snappydoodle-deactivated2022051]

Sometimes you gotta make yourself drink water and sit in direct sunlight, like some kind of wilted houseplant

[jfkadultcircumcision]

republicans: we are going to stage a coup.

democrats: oh dont worry about that! coups are against the rules :)

[realborisjohnson]

[love2bfit]

I love this.

[exitwound]

when whitman said “i contradict myself. i am large… i contain multitudes” and wilde said “what are you? to define is to limit” and sumney said “i insist upon my right to be multiple”

[existential-celestial]

and ashbery said “accept yourself as numerous”

[soracities]

and when mahmoud darwish said “I am besieged by contradiction” and when lewis carroll said “I knew who I was this morning, but I’ve changed a few times since then”

[dinsintegration]

[numbtotherhythm]

in my notifications

[thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis]

[neechees]

[strangerfandomfiascos]

[airportrunwaymodel]

[c4ps3p]

[toxictiktoks]

[goblinstandards]

“Is that racist?”

“Only for—no!”

Comedy at its finest

[the-cheshire-cat-grin]

this is the most aggressive i've ever seen him get and i for one am positively LIVING for this kind of cold wrath

[hofessorx]

this is what provoked that tweet

[sandandglass]

[bigtrashfire]

[vilepl00m]

[serpentwife-deactivated20200820]

[catchymemes]

[outofcontextpkmn]

[leggomyriego]

[indierockblastbeats-deactivated]

[outofcontextachewood]

[hausmusik]

I think about this literally every time I get yelled at

[dankmemeuniversity]

[imsoshive]