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you are only alowed in my room if u love me

Trying to judge the guy next to me on the bus by how likely he is to be upset if he looks over at my phone and accidentally sees felching on my tumblr dash.

cryoverkiltmilk

Posts that made me learn a new word, but Tumblr won't let me search that word

homoqueerjewhobbit

Sorry/your welcome, friend.

odddogs

(source)

this cat has more followers than i can fathom honestly a lot of people know about this cat... that's pretty close to immortality

gandalfsbignaturals

isnt it really cool how your memories can just physically attack you at random

hymnism

making a collection

putridghost

Wait I have more

acemingo

rambrandt-the-painter

when's the last time I drew a beautiful fat woman?

luck-system-shenanigans

i feel like im a weird age where i got just a blurry glimpse at the world Before. it used to be cold in the mornings and websites had fun games and the search results showed you what you searched for. covid wasn't a thing. can anybody fucking hear me. did i dream it all????

headspace-hotel

I think that starting to see the people around you as "NPC"s or as less complex or sentient than you are is the beginning of a dark path

And it starts with making jokes stereotyping people, even if they seem like silly stereotypes like "haha queer person with lots of piercings and silly name," but ACTUALLY it starts with seeing people around you as "types" of people at all

innerchildabortionclinic

any crime rooted in misogyny will never be identified at its source in the united states because of two important reasons: 1. it might make men feel bad 2. much of the enforcement class is guilty of such crimes. this is all while american men concern-troll on twitter about misogyny in other cultures when immigration comes up.

the family annihilations and networking with predators will continue for the time being until these truths are acknowledged. okay weird bots in my inbox in 3..2..

titsay

the goddess

thebibliosphere

I got a reminder on my phone that I’m meant to be attending a “stop procrastinating” adhd seminar thing next week, and just gave the bleakest laugh, because I’ve been wondering for months if any of that adhd therapy has been useful.

And then this morning I booked myself in for two different grief processing appointments at a somatic experience clinic for the week after we get back from Scotland.

I am getting ahead of my procrastination by scheduling my mental breakdown in a safe place five week in advance.

Yep. It’s working.

oysters-aint-for-me

please do yourself a favor & watch this rock climbing–themed drag king/burlesque performance set to “roxanne” by the police with all the lyrics but “rox” edited out

via @edithwigglesandgiggles on instagram

smeared1992

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

ratica

sleepimali

They'll charge you a very reasonable (outrageous) fee for their simplest protection charm. Deal?

phoenixyfriend

Game show called "What's Wrong With You" where a bunch of doctors compete to see who can diagnose a mystery illness (chronically ill patient whose lab results keep coming back normal despite obvious symptoms) first and most accurately.

Pros:

Doctors paying off their medical loans with prize money

Chronically ill people getting free testing (MRIs, CAT scans, X-Rays, bloodwork, etc) and possibly a diagnosis

You can ding points for 'anxiety' and 'you just need to lose some weight'

Doctors are incentivized to find an answer, not just find something billable

Cons:

HIPAA

Wrong Diagnoses made because they were rushing