[isnt]

follow @isnt​ for more memes

[standards123]

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant “two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’” “got it. check my dashboard” “that skeleton gif you like is back again” he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

[kind-cult]

this is what i imagine david karp does with his time considering that tumblr hasn’t been improved for about three odd years

[casualblessings]

May you always have enough for rent.

and enough left over for food and transportation

[jjsinterlude]

And your bills.

[denisefromgrovestreet]

Amen.

[say-prettyy-pleasee]

And some just for yourself and personal needs

[meanplastic]

Me practicing this housewife thing for when I drop out of uni

[twerkcircus]

Hey so I just feel the need to add this. NEVER deep fry in a shallow pot. What happened here is this person put frozen fries in hot oil, and the hot oil will nearly double in size when you drop something cold in it. Then it overflows out of the pot and you have a grease fire. You should never have oil more than about a third of the way up the pot.

[antihelix]

Reblogging because even I didn’t officially know this.

[catchymemes]

If Brand Names Were Anime Characters

Credit: @sillvi_illustrations

[whitegirlsaintshit]

[trashboat]

why is he sitting like a 14th century monarch

[slab-o-meat]

he is one

[testosteronefag]

tell me why i found this ad in my local newspaper with this man on it

its been over a year and i still dont understand

[testosteronefag]

it has been over two years and i still dont understand meat clown. i have been contacted and notified that this ad has appeared in other parts of the pacific northwest. i dont know who he is but he haunts me

[carnival-phantasm]

Can’t believe this legendary post managed to get better

[youlovetoseeit]

i am normal cashier

[teathattast]

sound: [ON]

[midiport]

here’s the caption from twitter

[weirdmageddon]

the wrong amazon is burning and the wrong ice is melting

[youmaysurviveus]

Y'all. This is a fucking global emergency.

Some quick facts:

The Amazon rainforest is responsible for 20% of the world's oxygen.

It's home to numerous species of wildlife.

It is referred to as the lungs of the Earth.

And it's been burning for weeks, and no one is talking about it.

What is happening right now is an emergency that should be concerning all of us. The air we breath is at stake. This isn't exaggerating. Our lungs are destroyed as we speak and we are only just finding out.

This is our future. Are you upset about Spiderman? Same. Were you sad over Notre Dame? Same. But this is so much more important.

SPEAK UP. GET THIS KNOWN. Even if you can't do anything else, at least raise awareness to put some pressure out there on those who can do something. OUR HOME IS AT STAKE. The skies in Sao Paolo turned black. We are losing our most valued rainforest. WE CANNOT JUST SIT BACK.

[rainforestgeek]

If you’re struggling to figure out what to do, start with donating to these organizations:

The Rainforest Action Network

https://act.ran.org/page/11127/donate/2

Donate Now & Help Protect the Planet

Donate Now & Help Protect the Planet

The Rainforest Trust

https://www.rainforesttrust.org/

Rainforest Trust Saves Rainforest

Rainforest Trust purchases and protects the most threatened tropical forests, saving endangered wildlife through partnerships and community

The World Wildlife Fund

https://www.wwf.org.uk/where-we-work/places/amazon

The Amazon

The world’s biggest river flows through the world’s biggest rainforest – both called the Amazon.

Keep spreading awareness, but also if you have ANY spare cash there has never been a more important cause to give it to!!!!!!

I probably don’t have to tell you to put public pressure on your governments as well!

[pearlmarley]

This needs way more notes!

[herongraystairs-tid14]

DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS

for the last 2+ weeks, the Amazon has been catching fire. Yes, it’s the season where that’s normal but because of the sayings (aka incentive) of our new president, some farmers are taking advantage of that and intentionally setting the trees on fire. Yesterday, because of this, the sky of São Paulo looked like this. AT THREE IN THE AFTERNOON.

Hospitals of the northern states are filling up with people (especially children and seniors) claiming they can’t breathe properly. ALREADY ENDANGERED ANIMALS ARE DYING. THIS IS SERIOUS.

Germany and Norway, huge donators to the Amazon cause will stop sending money because they don’t see results (that can also be credited to our president, who has been tweeting angrily ever since - not because he cares about the environment, btw). That money gives this guy and his team equipment to save little guys like these:

THIS AFFECTS EVERYONE, NOT JUST BRAZILIANS. The Amazon is the largest rainforest in the world, and it’s being destroyed. WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.

If your country is holding elections, vote for someone who cares about this. Don’t let another Bolsonaro or another Trump have the power to do something and then do nothing. This is going to shape our future — if we have one.

PLEASE REBLOG, EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE THIS!!

side note: not to sound bitter or ungrateful but also like what’s up with Europe… y’all exploited South America for centuries but just because you “aren’t seeing results” you stop helping altogether?? if you really wanted to help you wouldn’t stop because you think you aren’t helping lol

[enbyelf]

theres a petition going around. PLEASE sign it. this is HUGE

[doncosciotte]

So, our “Lung” is on fire.

It is already threatened by huge deforestation, to the point it lost 20% of its width in less than 30 years.

It’s been burning for around two weeks and almost no word has been uttered about it. I, sincerely, have come to find out about it just now. I’m shooketh ™️ because we’re really burning away this planet.

The Amazon Rainforest holds 20% of global waters, it’s an area of incredible value in terms of biodiversity and, nevermind, it’s a crucial climate regulator. Spread awareness, demand help.

[perrfectly]

[onlytwitterpics]

[igmakeup]

[did-you-know]

Humans have more empathy for dogs than they do for other humans. 

(Source)

[oysters-aint-for-me]

has anyone ever had the problem where you literally never want to do anything that you cannot reap benefits from immediately

like maybe I’m hungry but everything I have in the house at the moment would take 10+ minutes to prepare so I just……put off making the food for WAY longer than it would have taken to prepare the food when I first got hungry

Or i want to order some necessary thing online but the website says it will take a week to get here and i’m like “oh well fuck that” so I put off ordering it for like a week

Or if im like “I should clean my room because I like when it’s clean” but I know it’ll take me a couple hours so I don’t do it for like six months

It’s like there are only two times for me: right this instant and The Entire Rest Of The Future.

[wight--night]

This is how my brain processes time