Fucking's Landing

- Bára, Czech, she/her, ace - too old for Leo DiCaprio - random fandom crap 🦇🦇

[thesoldiersminute]

Jacob Anderson as Louis de Pointe du Lac Interview with the Vampire/The Vampire Lestat | S03E06 "Montreal"

[zer0expektation]

armand de kind armand de helpful

[softest-beigest-pillows]

at least he has a head

[tarmairons]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022-) | S03E03

[professional-rat-eater]

The very notion of Marius being alive for 2000 years, witnessing the fall of the Roman Empire and living long enough to hear that Lestat wrote a diss track about his fledgling and his uwu japanime eyes.

This show is so ridiculous (affectionate.)

[professional-rat-eater]

My crack headcanon for the last few weeks has been that Armand should find out Marius is alive through him writing a scathing review of Lestat’s lyricism and how artless he finds it and Big Boss seems like a pretty good song for it to be about.

And it’s not because he’s concerned for Armand’s feelings. He just finds the lyrics tacky. Armand isn’t even mention in the review. It’s purely about the song structure and how rushed the lyrics are.

Maybe he can carve the review into the side of a wall like Lestat did with his messages for Marius in the book. Or post it on Substack. I can’t imagine him interacting with modern technology but I do think he’s obnoxious enough to be regular Substack user.

[pretty-ichor]

did u know armand has been enduring intense conversations with himself and wishes to say something from the deepest regions of his soul

[datsderbunnyblog]

Every time I reach this part on a Feet of Clay reread I have to remind myself that this is actual canon

[datsderbunnyblog]

"Dead? Nonsense!" and then he's just lying there like:

o_/\__

[datsderbunnyblog]

#the artistic rendition is very helpful

#help#the emoji is just#😂😂😂

#the little emoji man had me creased thank you

This is genuinely the only fanart I've ever contributed to the Discworld fandom so I'm glad it's being appreciated lmao

[datsderbunnyblog]

o_/\__ <- Havelock, Lord Vetinari, DMAP, DM, DGS, MA, MPE, MASc, MIDD, BScl, DiPE, Provost of the Guild of Assassins and Patrician of Ankh-Morpork

[rocktheholygrail]

[paticmak]

u gotta have a lil whimsy to get it

[tarmairons]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022-) | S02E01 x S03E06

[halles-comet]

my favorite thing about louis is he's a business major in a world of theater kids. everyone's playing psychological games with each other through theater and rock music and the fractured art of storytelling and he's like "but what are the margins on my vampire hotel"

[reticent-vampire]

Sam and Jacob read Thirst Tweets

[pankadoll]

quick sillies

[nightislands]

when your period cramps are getting so painful that you hit the “acting like a victim” armand pose

[reticent-vampire]

another normal day at the normal things to say factory for assad zaman

[belldandye-blog]

A je tu opět ta chvíle, kdy se ničeho nebojící předseda zastane čestného prezidenta své strany. Nikdo se nemůže divit, že mu v srdci nezbývá místo pro loajalitu k nějakému jinému prezidentovi.

[spagety-s-kecupem-a-syrem]

Můj brácha: "Oni dva mi připomínají Horáčka a Pažouta v tom díle jak se zvětšili a vyhrožovali třídní učitelce že rozšlapou školu, pokud jim nedá vysvědčení se samými jedničkami."

[gayvampyr]

it really pisses me off when adults sit there and drill it into kids’ heads that their youth is fleeting and tell them things like “enjoy your childhood while it lasts because this is the best it’s gonna get”. why are you telling children that adulthood is the worst thing they can experience? seriously what the fuck is wrong with you, why are you trying to make them feel like growing up is a fate worse than death? trying to convince them their life is over before it even begins? i’m tired of that shit. because tell my why my 12 year old cousin told me when she turns 30 she’ll be so depressed she’s just gonna cry all the time. what the fuck. kids don’t need to hear that their already stressful and overwhelming lives are never going to get better, that the abuse and lack of autonomy they face is apparently the highlight of their lives. they need to hear about adults who are happy to be alive and happy to have made it to their age. they need to know that growing up rules, it’s a gift and life does not have to suck for them, that they have a future that’s worth sticking around for. this rhetoric is so damaging mentally and i’m about to start hitting the adults who parrot it. i’m sorry you hate your life but you don’t get to dump your issues on these kids. don’t piss me off and leave these babies alone!

[thesaltofcarthage]

When I turned 30, it was great. I was talking to a friend about it. I told her, "Being 30 means I don't have to take anybody's shit, I don't have to give a shit, I am no longer in the shit business."

She gave me a smile that could light a city skyline and said, "Wait until you turn 50."