Mister Misty-Eyed

Live, Laugh, Don't Give a Fuck.

[technofeudalism]

i dont know if this has been posted before. i'm sure it has. but when i did a search for "jerma dick" and "dick jerma" and "ultraviolet dick jerma" i didnt get any results so i'm just gonna post it anyway

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[braindamaged007-deactivated2024]

[superbabymethod]

serving gunt

[cosmonautroger]

[catchymemes]

[burgermaxxer]

[funny-tik-toks]

[kleefkruid]

My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

[whitehairedanimeboyfriend]

"I fucked ur mom this" "I have sex with your dad that" well I have a weird homoerotic relationship with your hot older brother and he got lost in my eyes over our jumbo pizza slices and forgot to pick you up after soccer practice. it's raining and you're devestated btw

[whitehairedanimeboyfriend]

you guys can't do this to me.

[whitehairedanimeboyfriend]

you always think "this could never happen to me" until it does.

[the-memphista]

Lana Del Rey’s modeling photos from a poncho knitting patterns book (x)

[jimmyjampots]

[apas-95]

when the door's closed it says FIFTH-DEGREE KEBAB FAMINE, it's the name of their band

[plaguedocboi]

“We’re born alone and we die alone” you were born alone? Your mom wasn’t there?

[bull-throttle]

[analleycatchewingondeadmeat-dea]

[sonypraystation]

dude was legit tryna slide his dick in her cold stainless steel coochie #salute the pioneers

[vxidd]

[socialmaya]

[funny-tik-toks]

[memewhore]

[r4cs0]

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[honeylemony]

FUCKING DEVASTATING

[gayweeddaddy69]