28 years of tired

[storm-tornado-archive]

OK PLEASE DON’T JOKINGLY VOTE FOR DEEZ NUTS

IT’S FUNNY AND ALL, BUT IT’S REALLY, REALLY IMPORTANT WE DON’T DETRACT VOTES FROM BERNIE

BY VOTING FOR DEEZ NUTS YOU’RE LITERALLY THROWING YOUR VOTE AWAY

PLEASE DON’T ACTUALLY VOTE FOR DEEZ NUTS

[willgrahamscock]

pausing mid thrust to open tumblr.com to delete the celibacy gif I reblogged 2 weeks ago

[fuckedndstupid]

[spiribia]

> i made you a cookie, but i eated it.

> what a coincidence…i drinked your tea. 

[irl-loading-screens]

[makingimages]

[slutauthority]

we’ve started regularly saying “Goose is on his wall”

[legoobsessionist]

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[factbot]

[doctorguilty]

[arkangelev]

blissfully unaware of any UI changes because the evil skull protects me

[arkangelev]

another win for the evil skull

[dragon-in-a-fez]

one of my trans friends added me to a discord channel called "egg group chat" and I was starting to get very introspective before I realised they're organising a group buy of eggs from a local farm

[souperluminal]

05.01 - The Ancient Blade

[nightbringer117]

[mutant-distraction]

[akiragatr]

Yes YES The horse is out

[sybeez]

evergreen

[ohcorny]

folks, you'll never believe what generated naturally in vintage story tonight

[skrambled]

[ohcorny]

actually it's a

[bugbeast]

[kinggizzard]

im quitting tumblr

[wwubwubwubwuubwub-deactivated20]

ok see u tomorrow

[kinggizzard]

this post is now 10 fucking years old

[xenasaur]

and ur ass is still here

[amnesiaguy]

if girls can frot then boys can scissor

[amnesiaguy]

[sour-charity]

Now I’m feeling so fly like a G6

[princessmo]

yo mr white can you sign my permission slip so i can go to the aquarium bitch

[mitzo]

jesse. you need money to enter jesse.

[princessmo]

yo mr white can i have $5 to go to the aquarium it's for school bitch

[mitzo]

jesse. do you want some money for the gift shop jesse.

[princessmo]

yeah mr white. can i have money to get lunch there too please. bitch

[mitzo]

of course jesse. bring me back a cuttlefish plush jesse

[princessmo]

you got it mr white

[mitzo]

thank you jesse

[astronomical-bagel]