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mack I she/her I 30s

[pinklicour]

[sinkdraws]

fighting inner demons

[woman-respecter]

12 year old girls in the early 2000s watching the accidental kiss in episode 3 of naruto

[bitchass97]

My Shane is an enabler. He’s gonna roll his eyes and tell ilya to fuck himself, but he loves that shit. He’s icing Ilya injuries after a fight barely hiding the fact that he found it funny. He’s providing information for chirps. He’s joining in on the fun cause he loves his husband. Idk man I just don’t think Shane, who fell in love with the NHLs biggest asshole is gonna be annoyed when he’s being an asshole.

[daxdraggon]

I will never shut up about Grace and Rocky exploring eachother's bodies. I fucking love the interpretation of them being absolute weirdos. I love Rocky being so obsessed with his new besty's bodily functions and anatomy and he doesn't even GO here. He knows jack all about biology! He sees them bones and goes "oh... That's horribly done. Absolutely unstable. I love it."

Meanwhile Grace is foaming at the mouth to try and find a way to politely request Rocky show him hole because "an intelligent monostome???????!!!!!! Please tell me how this works! Please please please I've always wondered Rocky pleas-"

[dumbass-writer]

I fear you guys don’t get how #myraiders are genuinely completely sure Ilya is being played by ‘Montreal Jane’ but don’t bring it up because after so long of getting vague shifty answers out of Ilya who always leaps to his phone for any text sound but only gets with her when ‘Jane’ wants to - the guys are a little concerned their buddy is being taken advantage of and like catfished / in the process of being conned for his money so like any good older players would do, they call nev and max from MTV’s Catfish and Ilya genuinely tries to murder them in cold blood (Shane only finds out years later after their wedding and does not stop laughing)

[averagefairy]

being at work while your personal life is falling apart has to be among the top 3 worst human experiences. You’re at your absolute lowest and someone wants to circle back on an email…… unreal

[inkandpainter]

[queerfables]

I love that Grace says he and Rocky "haven't run into anything where our cultures clash" while they're actively navigating two pretty major points of difference. From Grace's perspective, being watched in your sleep is sort of unnerving; for Rocky it's imperative. From Rocky's perspective, eating is taboo and private; for Grace it's a casual, social activity. When Grace says they haven't run into any culture clashes, he's just woken up to Rocky watching him and now he's eating breakfast. It's obviously not true that they have no conflicts in their social norms! It's just that they instinctively accommodate each other with curiosity and empathy, finding ways to bend on the things that matter to each other and explain when something is really important to themselves. Grace has spent his life holding other people at arm's length, and then in Rocky he meets someone who makes him want to do the work, and that work becomes so natural he doesn't even realise he's doing it.

[nikomedes]

crazy work for stratt to pack this for him but she knew what she was about

[pinklicour]

they’re so peanuts lucy and piano boy coded

[lavenderprose]

My absolute gospel truth and I'm sorry this is so sappy but--where I'm living, Ilya fully changes his name to Hollander when they get married, like just fully legally changes it. And despite the fact that he continues to use Rozanov professionally ("Just like J. Lo," Ilya says.) everyone who knows them personally obviously knows what Ilya's legal name is and also assume it's a way to kind of stick it to his shitheel father. To this end, and kind of as a joke at first, people start referring to their two-person unit as The Hollanders ("Okay, the Hollanders are in room 508" etc.) but it becomes steadily less and less a joke when neither Shane or Ilya really seems to think of it as one. Ilya especially seems to genuinely love it. He'll say shit like "Oh yes the Hollanders will be there" when asked if they're coming to a barbecue like they live in a postcard. He LOVES to give his name as Ilya Hollander and he LOVES to book reservations under 'Misters Hollander' and he LOVES to say the words 'Shane and Ilya Hollander' out loud with his mouth. I also think that for their last game together in the league Ilya and Shane wear jerseys that say S. Hollander 24 and I. Hollander 81 and it's like. An end of an era type thing. And they frame the jerseys.

[girlbloke]

there’s gonna be some hot summer nights this mid july so i reckon you and i have got to get forever wild

[phantomrose96]

There’s something wrong with me right now but don’t worry I found a cure (holds up a hyperfixation from when I was 14) (NOT one of the good ones)

[angelicguy]

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

[hothockey]

being fat and gay and having a wee snack at 5pm is really what life is about. if you are not fat and gay and having a wee snack at 5pm, you can still achieve this....time is not running out....fat love will grow in you......queerness will celebrate you.......a wee snack at 5pm will find your soft tongue.......i prommy my good honeycrispys,,,...there will always be a future where you are resplendent and well fed......we will make it together in our glorious gross grimy grand union.....the summer of life will surround and you will sup on its brilliant sunlight.....trust...

[2colde]