I Guess This Is A Political Blog Now

He/him. Still a fan of Ace Attorney, just not posting about it much anymore. If you don’t vote Democrat in the midterms I’m killing you

[biglawbear]

Seeing a lot of my friends post shit like RESISTANCE BEGINS NOW

Sorry babes but you told my Jewish ass thirteen months ago that I'm not welcome in *gestures vaguely* whatever you have going on

Jewish people historically have been the staunchest supporters of civil rights

I genuinely wish y'all the best of luck making progress after you cut out your strongest allies, but I'm going to be doing the good work somewhere else from now on

[biglawbear]

And stuff like this. "We need community to make it through!"

You made it clear I'm not wanted in your community.

The only community I feel fully safe in is the Jewish community. So. I guess I'm just gonna have to become even more Jewish.

[the-gay-goblin]

Only day you can reblog this

[vigilantsycamore]

Next time you can reblog will be on 26th January 2025

[sporkfan14]

i have developed a much more viceral understanding of why bank robbers were widely regarded as popular heroes in the 1930s

[the-catboy-minyan]

I, umm, I knew this already, but this is just sad.

"yemenite jews" "population in yemen: 5"

5 people

5.

[parasitoidism]

The celebrity Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavors being some of the best ones is like the retail equivalent of having to go to a restaurant and order a rootin tootin yeehaw cowboy burger or something

[parasitoidism]

The Tonight Dough is a downright hedonistic ice cream flavor concept but in order to obtain it you have to purchase a pint of ice cream with Jimmy Fallon's face on it and then see him in your freezer every day for a week

[underestimated-heroine]

[wifegideonnav]

why are there so many tonight dough posts

[omegamoo]

blorbo wrapped you thought about the same fucking symbolism and story the whole year you goddamn whore

[kazswift]

[feluka]

normally it's frustrating when mystery games hand you answers on a silver plate but in ace attorney, the witnesses' tendencies to conveniently say far more than what they were asked for is so hilarious that it becomes its own reward. ace attorney witnesses will be asked what time they saw the murder and they'll say it was 10:40 and they know it was exactly that time because that's the exact minute they open the can of Fancy Feast to feed their elderly russian blue cat, father of 12 kittens and phoenix will be like umm actually i spoke to your cat and here's a written affidavit from him that there was a recall on Fancy Feast and also he's never been to russia nor known the touch of a woman. you're going to jail buddy

[etriva]

squints in ace attorney

[quinn-fucks-shit-up]

Welcome back Franziska Von Karma

[princesscas]

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[skyentificinvestigator]

im still not over that tweet where someone was like “when are we gonna get an ace attorney prosecutor who just like pulls out a gun and shoots the defense attorney when they’re loosing” because like…

[altrbody]

Fabio Viale, marble sculpture.

[hereforthefunnyguys]

[theslimeologist]

“what the hell kind of fuck shit is thi- (marble) -sssoouhuwah whoouh? hoowuh hah? huhwah hoo? hee hee HOO? HUH???

(zooms in)

WA HAH? WHO WUH HUH?? HUH?!?!??”

[cannibalchicken]

[rp-rs]

His German name is even more on the Nose.

[dinklebat]

an interaction im very tired of in online autism spaces. aka when you don’t have a special interest / when your special interest isn’t [character] or [fandom]

[dinklebat]

some of you did not understand this post. Hope this helps

[jewishbarbies]

it’s getting frustrating hearing goyim saying “kosher” to mean “good/fine/okay” as part of their regular vocabulary while also being the most antisemitic people i know. or just straight up completely ignorant of judaism and jewish culture to the point of offense. it’s the same with Yiddish words making it into pop culture. y’all fucking hate us, why are you co-opting our language for your fucking slang?

[jakeyllenhaal]

are jewish people a minority? I mean it's not the 1940's anymore does anybody actually hate jews?

anti-semitism in europe 1, 2, 3

anti-semitism in france; 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

anti-semitism in greece; 1, 2, 3, 4

anti-semitism in the united kingdom; 1, 2, 

anti-semitism in australia

anti-semitism in the united states

just a whole long list of anti-semitism globally

neo nazis

“one fourth of the world harbors anti-semitic sentiment”

the commonly used phrase “you dont look jewish” isnt a compliment

anti-semitic jewish stereotypes 1, 2

this exists

anti-semitism towards american jews because of the israel/gaza conflict(although many jews have nothing to do with it) and some more 

lack of representation of american jews

small list of anti-semitic famous people

offensive “jew” costume worn by a certain celebrity as a “disguise”

mel gibson 

one of the many incidents in europe (france, greece) where jewish cemeteries/memorials where vandalized

along with people of other religions (including islam, sikh, hindu, others.) jewish people dont get privileges that christian people have, meaning we, dont get guaranteed time off work/school for holidays, dont have freedom to worship without fear of judgement, wont have our faith accepted at your workplace/school, cant have a job without it being associated with your faith (“they’re a [lawyer/accountant/banker/jeweler]? well obviously, they’re jewish”), have expectations of what your career should be (“they’re jewish and they’re only working as [minimum wage job]? they should aim higher”), being referred to as “jewish” friend, the list goes on.

some extra facts just to further educate yourself on jewish people/the jewish religion:

besides israel and the united states, no other country has a jewish population more than 1%

the total amount of jewish people in the world is less than .2%

its believed if the holocaust were to never have happened, the total population currently, instead of 13 million, would be more than twice that at 32 million

the difference between zionist and jewish (israel vs jews) 1

dont bring anti-semitism into gaza/israel arguments

basic jewish beliefs

jewish holidays

jesus was jewish!

why jewish people dont believe in jesus

religious discrimination, know your rights

i could go on, but im sure you get it by now. feel free to add to this post.

[jewishbarbies]

leftists really believe nazism is impossible within the left and it’s only a far right ideology and i just have to laugh as a jew that’s dealt with non stop antisemitic harassment from leftists, hearing leftists say Hitler was right and that he didn’t kill enough, and spew race science bullshit. I’ve now witnessed an endless stream of actual hatecrimes just within a single year. all perpetuated by leftists.

THIS is what leftist activism looks now:

[eye-in-hand-deactivated20250117]

Leftists be like "communists are the opposite of Nazis" and then can't tell you what happened to Jews living in the USSR