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Oliver devising all the insane early morning quidditch strategies he’s gonna make the twins do everytime he hears Fred and George talk shit about his boyfriend:
Fred x Cedric is very important to me and is also a very under explored dynamic of: chronic ragebaiter x never ragebaited and finds it cute
The kids asked their uncle Percy (Molly father) if he could pass that level in the videogame (he took it seriously now)
ppl who hate leander prewett but glaze sebastian sallow are the same ppl who hate percy weasley but glaze draco malfoy (no critical thinking)
Percy Weasley is the father of two daughters, so everyone knows that he watched Frozen at least 3 times
However, no one (expect his husband) knows that he watches Frozen alone, without his daughters, and blurs his wet eyes with a handkerchief, because on a deep level he associates himself with Elsa and tears up every time Anna (the noisy red-haired younger sibling) sacrifices life for her
The Esteemed and Noble House of Prewett
The Viscounty Eversley
The House of Prewett has existed for longer than anyone has cared to officially remember—longer still than anyone has successfully recorded. They are woven into the land itself: into the damp gold of Welsh autumns, into the forests and riverbeds, into the curling mists at dawn. They were once hearth-fellows and omen-carriers, harvest wardens and friends of the wild.
In ancient days, they honored Amaethon, god of the plough and the field, and Mabon ap Modron, the child of the turning year. Their magic was cyclical, fertile, liminal: the last warmth before the winter. In older tongues they were called Guardians of the Threshold, for they stood between seasons—between plenty and famine, life and death, gentleness and revolution.
In modern times they are quieter… but only on the surface. Autumn still runs in their veins.
The Legacy of Magical Twins
For reasons no scholar, priest, or politician has ever adequately explained, the Prewetts are blessed (or cursed) with Magical Twins. Not merely ordinary twins—these are something other. Their bond runs deeper than blood, stranger than mirrored faces.
Traditionally, only a pair of Prewett Twins may sit the family’s Wizengamot seat. Two voices, equal in all things. No lord above another. Balance as law.
Ancestral Autumns (1700s and onward)
The Twin Viscounts
By the late 1700s, the House was led by Viscounts Adrian Daniel and Aaron David Prewett—Magical Twins who held the ancestral seat of Everesley (not to be confused with the Muggle Eversley; they will correct you, politely).
Adrian, being the more romantic, married and produced another set of magical twins: Sebastian Adrian and Gabriel Nicholas Prewett, plus a daughter, Madeleine Sophia.
The Rabble-Rousing Brothers
Sebastian and Gabriel were notorious—charming, clever, and entirely too fond of turning Wizengamot on its ear just to see what would happen.
Sebastian married Maria Camila Barnes, and Gabriel married Sarah Olivia Abbott—a lovely union, but one which disqualified their pair from holding the seat. Conveniently, Sebastian’s sons were already prepared to inherit.
Madeleine, cherubic and cunning with sunshine in her smile, married Edith Elizabeth Macmillan. The match was politically sound and personally satisfying. She thrived.
The Next Generation
Sebastian and Maria had their requisite twins: Daniel Sebastian and Michael Gabriel, plus daughter Emily Maria.
Michael, flamboyant and utterly uninterested in matrimony, refused to wed. Daniel took responsibility and married Vanessa Monica Lane. Emily fell into the smile of the handsome and debonair Edgar Joseph Mills, the rogue.
Daniel and Vanessa bore—naturally—a set of twins: James Michael and Charles Daniel, and a daughter, Patricia Emily.
Charles, tragically, died in the Grindelwald conflict—a loss that cracked the family’s foundation. With no second twin to stand beside him, James could not hold the Wizengamot seat. It would wait, dormant, for the next pair.
The Age of Muriel
James married Angelica Hanna Fawley and produced the traditional three: twins Ignatius James and Aloysius Charles, and daughter Muriel Angelica Prewett.
Ignatius and Aloysius were competent and well-suited for politics. But it was Muriel who upended the family legacy.
Muriel refused marriage. At sixteen, she became a really rather devastating duelist. When suitors requested her hand, she offered them a bargain: “Defeat me, and I shall consider it.” No one ever did.
Denied the Wizengamot seat by law, she seized power through gossip, alliances, and razor-edged diplomacy. For a decade, she led politics by the nose. There are still statues of people she outmaneuvered (they don’t know the statues are about her).
Aloysius maintained a rotating cast of lovers. Muriel found this distasteful. Ignatius, sensibly if somewhat surprisingly, married Lucretia Melania Black.
Muriel found this very distasteful.
Their polite warfare is still spoken of in whispers—a saga of lace gloves, dueling wards, sabotaged garden parties, and perfectly cordial assassination attempts (socially speaking).
The Final Pair
Ignatius and Lucretia had three children: Fabian Ignatius and Gideon Aloysius (twins), and Margaret Lucretia Prewett—affectionately known as Molly.
Fabian and Gideon were everything the Prewett legacy required: brilliant, brave, politically capable, terrifying in tandem. They were born ready to inherit the Wizengamot seat.
Molly… was different. She was warm where the House was sharp, earnest where they were theatrical. She loved fiercely and openly. She found aristocratic maneuvering exhausting. And at sixteen, she fell in love with Arthur Septimus Weasley—affable, unpretentious, genuine.
She refused to be dissuaded. “Of course,” she said, “my brothers will carry the line. My brothers will inherit the seat. My brothers will marry and continue the family name.”
Of course.
Of course.
Of course they would.
The news came in the dark. Fabian and Gideon, the Twin Heirs of a thousand autumns, had fallen to the Dark Lord’s forces.
Molly's world shattered in an instant. Devastated, pregnant and struck silent with horror and sudden shocking grief; she went into labor.
And delivered a set of twins.
Saw this meme format for the first time today and thought it fits.
Donald J Trump turning the US into a lesbian society was not on my 2025 bingo card but gender equality is gender equality
a list of people who (in my opinion) could tell the Weasley twins apart (before….everything)
-Harry potter (this was actually cannon I think)
-Angelina Johnson
Oliver Wood but only when they were playing quidditch..?? Apparently they play differently???
Bill and Charlie when they were younger
Lee Jordan (he is immune to all attempts to trick him it’s kinda annoying)
-Percy goes off pure instinct and was even able to tell when they polyjuiced Lee into Fred that it wasn’t him, it was almost funny until he started asking how they got polyjuice potion
Marcus flint and nobody knows why
Cedric Diggory
Ginny knows who George is, Fred is just anyone who looks like George but isn’t
Professor Mcgonagall is actually right about 96% of the time they just refuse to admit it
Hermione did actually get it in their fourth year, but then everyone went home for the summer and she lost it
Crookshanks
"golden trio this" and "marauders that"
what about fred, george, angelina, katie, alicia, lee and oliver ????? what about THEM?
Christmas fic idea: a 'home alone' au with the weasleys as the McCallisters and ron is Kevin, dumbledore is that creepy old man who turns out to be a good guy (you know who I'm talking about right?) And then maybe a pair of deatheaters as the two idiots that got bested by a child (I forgot their names 😐)
I might have to think a little more on who's who in the family but yeah
Fred and George who were sneaking around Hogwarts late at night: ". . .Perce?"
Percy who was gossiping with a group of hufflepuffs and ravenclaws in the hospital wing whilst they all painted their nails and did their essays: ". . .Hi?"
How old were you when you realized the birth years of the six eldest Weasley kids coincided with an ABBA album release almost perfectly?
you cant tell me Fabian and gideon weren’t the biggest ABBA fans and would assign each of their nephews a song based off their album and play those records for the boys. It’s the only muggle band any of them know, and more specifically Bill Charlie and Percy explicitly remember it
Now imagine, a heavily pregnant Molly dancing around her kitchen with her brothers, husband and five kids while Chiquitita by ABBA blasts in the background
The songs assigned
Bill - he is your brother
Charlie - Mamma Mia
Percy - Money Money Money
Fred - Angeleyes
George - Chiquitita
Ron - Super Trouper
Ginny - no album or uncles for her but i think she’d be Slipping Through My fingers
is now a good time to say that I've been ignoring every additional season of the umbrella academy as canon since season 2 and still perpetually live in post-season 1 fanfic world, which only has sibling bonding, healing from trauma together, and hugs? you should all join me. it seems like everyone could use some time in the 2019 nopocalypse sandbox
There are a lot of ships that are So High School by Taylor Swift coded but Perciver takes the cake for me
Like: “Truth, Dare, Spin bottles, you know how to ball (Oliver) I know Aristotle (Percy)”
Just read Cursed Child again and man, JKR did the main characters so dirty. My boy Albus Regulus Potter would never do something like that,
it’d be even more foolish and more of his cousins would somehow be involved - you telling me the rest just had completely normal school days???? Nu uh, Roxannes a nosy little shit, James has an invisibility cloak and Vicotorie’s been hearing about all the crap her family gets up to for twenty-something years. Time Travel is happening and you’re telling me these kids were just like ‘nah, let the ministry handle it-‘ Since when???And they did awful too, a kid died, someone used an unforgivable on Scorpius.
Yeah, Al and Scop are Slytherins, so was Draco and the golden trio and him fucked with each others lives on a daily basis, we were robbed of every other Potter-Weasley-Granger-Lupin kid having interactions and real personalities beyond their namesakes and parents in this essay i will-
okay okay I know we’re hung up on George marrying Fred’s Yule ball date as if maybe four people in the entire school could very well tell the two apart at the time and maybe a sixteen year old Angelina danced with one or the other or both (she is iconic enough to pull both) it’s not like Harry ‘idk maybe snakes just do that sometimes’ potter would know