harry potter: āalbus severus, blah blah blah slytherin tootle toot fart noise you were named after the bravest man iāve ever knownā
teddy lupin: āhey uh⦠remember my fucking dadā
[albus arrives at hogwarts] albus: āhello professor! did you know severus snape? my dad says he was the bravest man he ever knewā neville longbottom: āis that fucking rightā
neville writes an owl to harry containing two words
Writes? That letter is a howler and you cannot convince me otherwise.
A howler that just screams āfake bitchā
reblogged for the HOWLER HAHA














