[scunthotter]

So as much as Ilya likes being domesticated, I cannot believe that man has given up clubbing. He's been a little clubrat since he was able to get in the door of Moscow clubs at way too young of age.

Ottawa has a fuckass nightlife but whenever they're in a city with good clubs Ilya goes out and drinks and dances and at the end of the night (the agreed upon negotiated time) Shane shows up and Ilya "picks him up" then they go back to the hotel for nasty hook up sex.

For Ilya this feels like having his cake and eating it too. He gets to be his sleazy clubrat self, then he gets to take home the hottest man in the club and have nasty sex with him, then he gets to end the night snuggled up in his husband's arms.

[dracaelus]

After hollanov is outed and shane becomes a centaur some random fan admits that back in 2008 they paid an etsy witch to make the ottawa centaurs the best team in the league and at first they thought they had been scammed but now they realize that this created the domino effect that had shane hollander and ilya rozanov falling in love and then eventually joining the team and winning them back to back stanley cups

[escapepodding]

The miscommunication in Heated Rivalry is because they're living in different romance types to begin with:

Shane: In some sort of Austen-esque existence where hjs ill-advised flirtation with a notorious rake goes too far. Scandalised by the intimate use of first names he flees, concerned what society and his goodly parents will think, his reputation at stake. He tries to find a proper marriage prospect but alas his heart is lost to the rake! But he finally follows his heart and invites Ilya into his home too (and accepts first name usage!)

Ilya: Smoldering in mirrors and out of windows and getting emotionally wuthered screaming Shane's name on a moor. My man is byronically going through it gothic style

[escapepodding]

Scott Hunter is trying to live his best modern rom com life and is side-eyeing the fuck out of these two. No idea what's going on there and franly doesn't want to

[yrsonpurpose]

Not like I love you.

[bigdsgirl]

NO ONE HAD GINGER ALE!! NO WHERE, EXCEPT WITH ILYA!!! THE ONE PLACE SHANE WANTS TO BEEEE!!!

I AM GOING TO LOSE IT

[watmalik]

THESE NASTY B!TCHES (keep going)

[hbomaxsource]

Shane: NO U ME.

Heated Rivalry 1.01 Rookies

[spicyvampire]

HEATED RIVALRY (2025−) 1.01 "Rookies"

[dogpuppy]

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

You must be new here

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

you know what let’s actually cancel phil lester for this. right now. Idgaf

[rowanisawriter]

You can survive your childhood and escape the horror of your parents by creating and existing solely in a rich inner world in which you contain all your thoughts and feelings and this will not have any effect on your relationships as an adult

[phanyaoi]

if after an uphload they reply to tweets and comments, do you think they also lurk around here or are we safe?

[phanyaoi]

OH MY FUCKING GOD?????

[phanyaoi]

this felt like drawing a random pentagram on your school desk and actually summoning satan

[lethaldisaster]

every few months, the people around me are forced to hear about the cheese caves. specially bc why is cheese so expensive when we're hoarding so much of it in the caves

[fuckuforeverandeverwearedone-de]

me: i wanna fuck a girl

sapphic positivity blogs: …..haha……don’t u mean u want to…..braid her hair…..while u guys do green tea eucalyptus volcanic ash mud masks and watch a disney movie…….while wearing very thick flannel pajamas…..that’s what u meant right

[fuckuforeverandeverwearedone-de]

this post got me jumped on 2016 tumblr

[ravenkinnie]

when you're reading smut and that middle aged man has a little too much stamina

[ravenkinnie]

I'm really sorry that I keep rbing this and showing y'all tags but this put actual tears in my eyes

[beemovieerotica]

compiling my favorite "peepaw CAN fuck" tags

[hjartasalt]

[justfeedit]

In every generation there is a chosen one…

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#WHERE ARE THE TITS ON THIS ADOLESCENT CARTOON DOG#GODDAMN YOU LIBERALS

She's not even an adolescent, she's six years old (seven later on). She's like. The age where most kids are still learning to read.

[liberalsarecool]

Abolish Tesla.

[seymour-butz-stuff]

Elon uses his overvalued Tesla stock as collateral for all his loans.

If the stock price crashes, banks will ask for their money back.

The Twitter deal alone would break him - twitter has tanked in value, he couldn't sell it to pay off his loans.

[j-swin79]

[ultrareginarules]

Please, oh please. Not just well deserved karma, it would be so fucking funny.

[localgays2]

[ladytharen]

well, well, well ^_^

January 27 ($397.15) to February 26 ($290.80)

[eatalotofdirt]

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