Uncanny Valley Asexual

“Heaven knows that thou art gay as hell” -Shakespeare

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i still think chuck tingle is brandon sanderson

[drchucktingle]

🤔

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Maybe the real Brandon Sanderson is the Chuck Tingles we made along the way

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“Chucks we Tingled” was RIGHT THERE

God DAMMIT

[charlizetheronsbush-official]

i still think chuck tingle is brandon sanderson

[drchucktingle]

🤔

[fandomsgeorg]

Maybe the real Brandon Sanderson is the Chuck Tingles we made along the way

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Lasty but not leesty (for the day; my girlfriend assured me there’s many more where this came from)

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🖤♥️🖤

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NIN album cover looking ass

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I’m still not sure why I made this

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Someone should write Ratatouille fanfic where the ghost of Victor Hugo visits Remy in the sewer

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Got the collection together. I hope to one day catch our very own local graffiti artist in the act and request their autograph.

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So this is how I find out that Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way rides public transit

@ebonydark-nessdementiaravenwayxx

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Joseph Smith was the First Vampire in the Twilight Universe

Not only that, but Carlisle Cullen IS Joseph Smith. He galavanted around utah for several decades, his multiple wives slowly dissapearing as he used them for food. He became "vegetarian" to gain more followers. Eventually it grew out of control so he hid in washington with only his very favorite disciples.

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This was a very funny discussion to have at the public pool

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It’s encroaching

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😱

The shoelaces.

They’re real.

They’re real and I stole them from the president.

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I feel like the poem The Jaberwocky and the “breasted boobily” meme follow the same linguistic logic

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I raise me this:

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Fuck you guys I’ve won

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The Bagel: A High School Theater Saga

Okay so this is a story from when I was in high school. In early 2020, I was on the props team in my school’s theater department, and we were preparing for a production of Chicago. There’s a line in that show that goes “What if in fact you’re just a bagel,” and someone came up with the bright idea to use a real bagel in that scene, taken from the school breakfast line. Now, this would not have posed an issue, except for the fact that it was March of 2020. The show ran for one night before lockdown started. 

A YEAR AND A HALF LATER, we all returned to school, and the techies finally started the process of cleaning up backstage. On the props cart, we discovered the bagel, right where we’d left it, hard as a rock, without a spot of mold on it. Unsure what else to do, and perhaps intent upon fucking with future techies, we tucked the bagel away in a black metal box and hid it at the bottom of the props closet. 

I moved on and graduated, but I’m out of college and back in my hometown now. This year, on the sixth anniversary of the covid lockdown, if you can believe it, I wrote a letter to the tech team for the spring musical regarding the Bagel Incident. I must know its fate, if possible. I intend peak theater kid bullshit.

I currently await an email response from the techies. Will reblog with any updates.

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UPDATE: No reply from the tech team yet, but I read the musical’s program, and there’s tea.

Some context: the student who was going to use the bagel prop was a complete madlad who knew how to unicycle, so he was gonna ride across the stage and mime taking a bite out of the bagel. 

So turns out his LITTLE BROTHER has a lead role in this year’s musical, which I only realized during intermission when I read the program and realized they shared the same *very* uncommon last name. I’m sure he’d be proud to know he’s a small part of all of this, but honestly, we have bigger fish to fry. 

The theater director, who was also around back in 2020, was at the show. She’s a bit of a control freak, so we’re hoping the techies can KEEP THEIR DAMN MOUTHS SHUT so she doesn’t find out, cause I could be in hot water if this goes anywhere. She’s probably not gonna be happy if she finds out we hid food in a space prone to rodent activity lol.

Keep you posted. <3

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UPDATE 2:

A COUPLE MONTHS AGO I ran into Bagel Boy at a play he was in locally. I approached him after the show (which was a great time), explained who I was, and told him the story of the Bagel (tm). He basically said “oh god, that was you?”

A COUPLE WEEKS AGO I went to a dinner hosted by a local organization that gave me a pretty sweet college scholarship and I talked to the theater kids from my school and explained this whole saga to them.

TODAY, I ran into Bagel Boy and both of his theatrically inclined siblings at a con. I said hi. It was rather awkward but there was no other way to approach it so whatever.

Still no news on the fate of the Bagel (tm) but if any member of their party has any information they’re welcome to come up to my table at the con lol.

I hate to think how I’ve inconvenienced this family with my weird theater kid bullshit. I’ll keep you updated. <3

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The spirit of Hatsune Miku is with this public singalong of Hamilton