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100 posts!

My hundredth post was pool time with my love, My immortal, twilight, and mormanism... wtf XD

Joseph Smith was the First Vampire in the Twilight Universe

Not only that, but Carlisle Cullen IS Joseph Smith. He galavanted around utah for several decades, his multiple wives slowly dissapearing as he used them for food. He became "vegetarian" to gain more followers. Eventually it grew out of control so he hid in washington with only his very favorite disciples.

fandomsgeorg

This was a very funny discussion to have at the public pool

deetlebugg

Its true. We were bobbing about discussing my immortal, landed on twilight, that shit popped outta my mouth, and of course, the first thought was "Oh shit thats gotta be a tumblr post!"

#gay #lesbians #sapphic #saphic #i cant spell #public pool #my immortal #carlisle cullen #twilight #mormanism #joseph smith

Joseph Smith was the First Vampire in the Twilight Universe

Not only that, but Carlisle Cullen IS Joseph Smith. He galavanted around utah for several decades, his multiple wives slowly dissapearing as he used them for food. He became "vegetarian" to gain more followers. Eventually it grew out of control so he hid in washington with only his very favorite disciples.

#No I do not care that this is not at all compatible with the official twilight lore #it was funny as shit and I had to share #Twilight #carlisle cullen

junewild

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

shroomgluggler

in the future humans will have something called "sinus button " and pressing it will immediately drain your sinuses of all fluid so that it can be filled with other things like rocks, webs, paint, tar, freef (new fluid that will be so important in that time) and also dr papper

probuccalfat

i’m bisexual, i hate my dad, my car is dented to hell, all of my friends have ADHD, i correct people when they pronounce pho wrong, and my phone is always at 20%

deetlebugg

twin???

#uncanny how much this is me

dogpuppy

deetlebugg

*stares threateningly at the creepy men I ran into in florida*

#florida men #i was on forced family vacation #i didn't wanna be there #but they made me #Fuck florida

innerchildabortionclinic

divorcebearing hips

The whole of minecraft story mode season 2 has a theme of fearing changes in your fundamental support group. The way Petra panics when her friends shift away... the way the admins fell apart... and gods does it resonate. I really wish it didnt, cause its got me crying rn

#mcsm #mcsm season 2 #minecraft story mode season 2 #minecraft story mode

Romeo romeo... where for art thou romeo.... im so silly. He is very much one of the lesser shadow daddies on my list, but the admin is all powerful and demeaning unless youre like- worshiping him. Idk smth about that is straight up my alley <3

#mcsm admin #mcsm romeo #mcsm season 2 #mcsm #minecraft story mode #shadow daddy #minecraft story mode season 2

When radar rips off his sleeves to become prison radar in episode 3, he gains tattoos... now im not certain how tattoos work in this universe but I would bet radar had those tattoos well before he got to prison

#mcsm #mcsm ra #mcsm season 2 #minecraft story mode season 2 #minecraft story mode

Petra in the prison uniform? Why yes. I will gladly enjoy this meal

#i dont wanna unpack what this attraction to a minecraft character says about me...#mcsm #mcsm season 2 #minecraft story mode #minecraft story mode season 2 #mcsm petra

Everyone must love Nurm as much as I do- hes just an awesome companion to have

#mcsm season 2 #mcsm nurm #minecraft story mode

I forgot how much I hated Romeo's snowman form. I just need to get this 3pisode over with so he will just take the snowman skin offfffffff

#minecraft story mode #mcsm #mcsm romeo #mcsm admin #mcsm season 2

So I went looking for MCSM fanart and saw a lot of Romeo/the admin and i- i didn't get it before, but during my current replay? Yeah. Yeah no i totally get it. Add another shadow daddy to the list ifg

#mcsm #minecraft story mode #gaming #the admin #shadow daddies #fml

the-muppet-joker

I have sacrificed EVERYTHING for tumblr. My wife has left me. My children do not recognize my face. I have faced demonic attack, public execution, and erotic ego death, which is like normal ego death but you develop kinks that make Society despise you, like a psychosexual fixation on Kermit the Frog. "I like your shoelaces." THANKS, THEY TETHER ME TO THE GROUND I STAND ON! I AM UNABLE TO LEAVE! I WILL DIE HERE! I WILL DIE IN THIS HOUSE!