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Animal Crossing New Horizons gijinka tingz✨

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People expose their worst date stories

[chandlebing]

Dude, please, listen to Amy and stay the f*ck home!

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[mmmwhatchabrayyy]

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

[fuck-customers]

The limit on toilet paper is 3 packages per person KAREN. No, I don't give a shit that rodney in plumbing said you could get 6 if you split it between two cards. Rodney isn't the damn boss so put three of those back. They're 24-packs, you'll live. No, I don't care that "three are for work and three are for home", get fucking bent!!! You don't need 72 rolls of toilet paper for a work bathroom fuck off!!!!

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[tear-dropp-deactivated20241031]

sending me music u think id like is a love language

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[m-thegreatandpowerful]

Me: OH! I caught a snapping turtle--wouldnt it look so nice in its tank in my house---

Um............. ????? EXCUSE ME???? IT JUST??? SITS??? THERE??? ON THE FLOOR??? NO TANK??? WHAT IS GOING ON. DOES HE NEED A LEASH? A.... PET BED? HE HAS NO HOME THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. I AM NOT SHARING MY BED WITH HIM. WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS THING

UPDATE: IT HISSES WHEN YOU GO UP TO IT AND CLICK "A" AND YOU CAN MOVE IT AROUND LIKE FURNITURE. THIS IS NOT NATURAL. I DONT LIKE THIS

ANOTHER UPDATE: YOU CAN SET HIM ON TOP OF THINGS???

[meme-loving-stuck]

that thing looks FAR too realistic to be in animal crossing op i thought you photoshopped an elaborate shitpost im so uncomfortable

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[rineechan]

@ms-demeanor

This might help your anon from earlier? At least I hope it does!!

[ms-demeanor]

This is probably helpful info for a lot of people.

Image description: Screenshot of a facebook post by Rob Carlos

So - I just learned. When you call your creditors, mortgage lenders, utilities, etc. asking for help due to loss of income, if you say you’ve lost work, income, jobs, show cancellations, whatever, they cant’ help you.

Once you say “I have no income due to the Coronavirus”, that’s the keyword they need to hear to be able to enact their new policies, defer payments, halt late fees, etc.

And, apparently, they can’t coach you to say it. You have to do it yourself.

Just FYI for everyone I know who, I suspect, needs this info. Companies have policies in place already - if you need them, use them!

Here’s another business insider article on what payments you might be able to pause/cancel and the programs some providers have set up: https://www.businessinsider.com/personal-finance/pause-bill-payments-if-you-lost-work-due-to-coronavirus

[scretladyspider]

I’ve heard this in a few places. Wish it worked on my landlord

[isopodde]

TOM NOOK IS HERE TO COOK YOUR BOOKS

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