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[ultrafacts]

Once her identity became public, Rector received numerous requests for loans, money gifts, and even marriage proposals from four Germans even though she was 12. 

Much attention was given to Sarah in the press.  In 1913, there was an effort to have her declared white, so that because of her millions she could ride in a first class car on the trains.  [x]

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[mewwitch]

Now this is how to Halloween, people.

Skeleton War skills - level 5000

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[obsessivegeekgirl13]

I’m just sitting here laughing hysterically. 

[iambettyjean]

Science fiction, double feature.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

[curiouslyhigh]

THIS is the montage I’ve been waiting my life for.

[kylekallgrensaysgoaway]

I have never, ever heard this song’s lyrics without hearing a theater full of people yelling “TWAT!” over it so… this is cathartic for me.

[listhacks]

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[dundermifflinscranton]

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[nashscribblings]

Let’s talk about sourcing ...

I never tweeted this.

Sure looks like I did, though.  Right?

Nope.

Faking a tweet is ridiculously easy; easier still to make a screencap of the fake tweet, put it up on Tumblr and let the carnage ensue. It also works with other social media posts, too.

Double check.  Triple check.  Otherwise, you’ve just put potentially nasty words in someone else’s mouth.

The only evidence a screenshot provides is that you’ve provided a screenshot.

[georgetakei]

The truth is ruff.

Times Tumblr Totally Nailed What It Means To Be A Dog

[micdotcom]

Watch: Laci Green hit the nail so hard on the head it disappeared into the shaming, sexist board.

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

Pay close attention to the people who don’t clap when you win.

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Relevant

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[punkmineral-deactivated20130829]

omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this

[gamecubist]

PAGE 1 OF 184

[pau1y]

One entire row of ‘f’s takes 10 seconds to type. There are 45 lines per page, so you take 450 seconds per page. You claim to have typed 184 pages, which would take a total of 82800 seconds, or exactly 23 hours. You are a liar

[mahnkee]

[victoriaringsinyourears]

You forgot that she was holding down the key. This accelerates the rate at which the f’s appear; once the ‘f’s appear at a rapid rate, it’s about 3.4 seconds per line. Also, 45 lines per page is generous - I counted and given that the page is Times New Roman, 12pt font, it’s about 41 lines. 

This means that it’s 139.4 seconds per page, times 184 is 25649.6 seconds, and that rounds out to about 7.1 hours, or 7 hours 7 minutes. 

It’s perfectly reasonable for her to have slept!

[homebeccer]

[mooncalfe-deactivated20231020]

wtf

[danadelions]

the most handsome

[sluttyfranzkafka]

Reality show where Canadians are send to Australia and vice versa. 

No plot.

No missions.

Just Canadians and Australians trying to survive each other’s weather. 

[sluttyfranzkafka]

Our latest episode

[sluttyfranzkafka]

People who are reblogging this without the pictures are missing out because I’m hilarious 

[inanimatedan]

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[ultrafacts]

Here’s some trivia:

During the shooting of the film, Christian Bale spoke in an American accent off set at all times. At the wrap party, when he began to speak in his own British accent, many of the crew thought he was speaking that way as an accent for another film - they had thought he was American throughout the entire shoot. [x]

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[they-hold-their-breath]

incredible