AN: as per usual, I wrote some ten minute crack as a cool down after exam season. I've recently switched from one piece to fire emblem tho so this was a nice change. Also like previous years there is like minimal editing and also likely a lot of ooc. Hope you find this as oddly amusing as I do. Niles was changing his shirt so it was more to Lord Leo's tastes when Odin came into the room shouting HEY I GOT SOME NEW PANTS niles just deadpanned yeah I can kinda see that Odin was wearing pink zebra print pants which had a donkey tai attached on the end. Niles smirked then hey Odin come over here let me try something on you LATER Leo walked around the castle grumbling because Garon wouldn't get him McDonald's when Odin suddenly flew out of the bush wearing a flamingo outfit. Naturally Leo punched him as a something reflex only to realise Odin had a not broken nose hahah you thought I was gonna say he and a broken nose didn't you. Leo's not that strong tho, he's a stick. LATER LATER ELISE WAS having fun plaiting Niles' hair and plotting how else to tease Leo. Leo was always getting a rise out of her so she was planning to do the same. April fools day was coming up and Camilla was depressed so Elise thought the perfect thing to do was tease Leo becaus eit'd make all of them laugh. She was tempted to tell Leo his collar was inside out or his shirt was inside out or SMTH but she decided she wanted to make her own prank up because what's the fun of stealing Corrin's lines. "Lady Elise that's not a very pleasant face you're making there" niles said "Uh when am I ever making a pelasant face?" "Wellllllllll about 90% of the time lol" "Niles you ass who the heck says lol" "Ah but lady Elise you're mistaken I actually laughed out loud I didn't say the abbreviation" he made the uwu face at her and she laughed because he made it really bad, nobody could pull off the usual face as well as camilla did. She laughed even more tunkijng about how the uwu face scared Leo and she decided that's how she was going to spook him. THAT NGITH Leo was picking his cherry tomatoes and not washing them because he was weird and wanted to get ill when Elise leaped out of the bushes with an uwu face Leo was surprised but not because of the face and inf at. He actually laughed because Elise was bad at doing the uwu face too. Nobody can do the uwu face. Well at least Leo was better at doing it than xander. Also hi Keaton he said there's no deers around here " oh thanks bruh I'll do somewhere else then" There's a swan idk. Leo thought abt the nickname 'little ripened tomato' and grimaced. That nickname from Niles was so cringe but he frogave niles for it because he loved him a lot. He didn't know who was less annoying, niles or takumi. Frogs. SMTH. Uhhhhhhhh I'm stuck. ODIN DARK IS HERE TO SAVE YOU FROM THE PITFALL MILORD ODIN THANK FUCK I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO BE STUCK IN THIS PIT FOREVER Odin was a fucking dork tho and he fell in too. Niles came past them but he decided he wanted some fun~ too so he kept in with them
Everything Frederick did was for Chrom. They were, if someone really had to slap a label on, just friends. Friends. Frederick tended to act more like a nanny though and his almost obsessive habit of tending to Chromâs needs made more than one person mistake him for a butler.
They had a long history together and ever since Chromâs parents went missing, heâd been acting as a substitute carer for them. Their family had done much for Frederick and so he was keen to return the favour, making meticulous use of the measly salary he got from his retail work to maintain their wellbeing as much as possible.
He was picking up medicine from the pharmacist when he noticed a bowl filled with condoms, a bright sticky label in front of it with âFREE CONDOMSâ in large letters. He took a few and slipped them into his bag, thinking that maybe theyâd be useful in case Chrom decided to get lucky and bring that person home. He was after all getting to that age when people did that sort of thing. Lord help Frederick if Chrom got an STD because he was so thoughtless as to not have condoms available when his dear friend needed them.
Frederick had only the best, pure intentions in mind when heâd picked them up but that went out of the window when Lissa went rummaging through his bag and found them.
He was powerless to stop Chrom from running to investigate the cause of his sisterâs unceasing laughter â Frederick needed to make sure the eggs wouldnât over cook. His face was all red when Chrom paced his way back into the kitchen with a handful of the condoms heâd picked up.
âFrederick what is the meaning of this!?â
âSir! They were free at the pharmacist!â
Lissa giggled, a devious smirk on her face. âI see Frederick got lucky~â
âYou have it all wrong I-I got them for emergencies.â
âwHat emergency could we possibly need these for?â
Frederick coughed awkwardly as he got the eggs out. Thankfully they were still cooked to the right standard. âSir-â
âFred for god sake just call me Chrom.â
âChrom, I was, uh, aware that youâre getting to a certain age and it would not be at all unusual if one day you came home with the intention to â excuse the language â fuck.â
Chrom just stared at him for a good 5 minutes before glancing back down at the condoms and turning around to go put them back where they belonged.
Dinner that night was an awkward affair.
AN: first fic I've written in months god I've missed it also hey it's my first fire emblem fic, loosely based off this prompt -> I took a bunch of free condoms from health services just because I could and they all fell out of my bag at once and now youâre staring at me weirdly
A certain zoo patron had begun to spring up in staff room conversations.
Someone had watched the security footage back and found that the first time heâd come was about a year ago. Heâs come with a young lady; most speculated that it was his girlfriend, others suggested they were siblings. The pair had spent a matter of minutes looking at the polar bears before the girl dragged him away to another exhibition.
For consecutive weeks after that, the girl returned to the zoo and she was often seen talking to the bears. Other visitors had given her weird looks, muttered about her and led their children away. One of the interns developed a crush on her and approached her one time. The subject of the following staff room conversations became focused on teasing the intern at being rejected because she had a girlfriend already. It lasted even when the intern had long given up on her and gotten a boyfriend instead.
Her name was Lamie. One week she didnât come.
They reasoned âsheâs probably ill or on holiday.â
A month passed and they shakily laughed it off. âHey maybe sheâs grown up and gotten bored of polar bears.â Deep down though, they knew that was unlikely after seeing how passionate sheâd been about them.
When the zookeeper tending to the polar bears spotted the man whoâd previously accompanied Lamie, they took the opportunity to ask how she was. All they got was a vague âI donât know.â
He began to take her place with talking to the bears but he preferred to wait till he knew he was alone. A team decided to eavesdrop on him on one occasion but barely managed to make out what he was talking about. They left quickly when they heard him begin to have a breakdown.
Suddenly he stopped coming too. He was gone for a long time and he was almost forgotten by the time he finally came back. Now that he was back, it felt like he never left. At all. He stayed in the polar bear exhibition from opening to closing time. From time to time he left (likely to go to the toilet) but rarely for more than a few minutes.
He stared vacantly at the exhibition,obviously lost in thought. The look in his grey eyes was dead, as if any light that had been there had been snuffed out. The bags under his eyes darkened and he began to get noticeably thinner. If someone talked to him, he sounded normal enough but for the majority of the time, he seemed to be extremely disconnected from the world.
The zoo staff had jokily given him a free pass into the zoo since he came so often but they began to get worried about his health. They not so subtlety gave him food though he only really started eating when one of the staff asked the motherly hotdog stand lady to come and coax him into doing it and even then he ate half heartedly. He likely ate only so he wouldnât be bothered again.
i rlly like how u write the dynamic between law & cavendish!!! it's believable & i can see them behaving like that with each other, especially once they get through the actual getting together thing. & the bday story was so sweet & fluffy, it felt so good to read!!!! even the one in the hospital feels good even if it's not as fluffy & i can totally buy those two falling in love, the way u write them!! i love it a lot :D
*screaming gently* THANK YOU ANON :DDDDD I'm glad you like my fics, hopefully you'll enjoy the ship even more when I finally find time to start writing the multi-chapter fic I have planned for them :')
AN: I wrote a fluffy lawvendish thing for Lawâs bday. Like my bday fic last year, I changed things and wrote in second person instead. I also got Barto in here cos itâs his bday too afterall and tho itâs minimal, he deserves a nod as well. Hope you like :)
You are roused from your sleep by the sensation of someone pressing their lips to the back of your neck. The king sized bed youâre both lying in has more than enough room for you two to sleep a reasonable distance away from each other and yet here you are with his legs tangled around yours and his arms wrapped around your waist in what feels like a safe embrace.
When he gently shakes your shoulder, you shift around in bed and turn to face him. He smiles and kisses you on the forehead.
In the dimly lit room where the only illumination is the light shining around the blackout blinds, you can just barely make out each otherâs details. One of his hands traces circles on your back while the other reaches up to caress your collarbones. The tan skin is decorated with black tattoos and mottled, white patches; on a normal day, youâd cover up the white with foundation but not today when youâve not planned to go out. His blue eyes stare lovingly into your grey and gold ones as he slides a finger along the soft skin underneath them. You donât quite understand why he likes doing that but you tolerate it nonetheless. Your bedhead is an amusing contrast to his permanently perfect curls.
You cuddle and kiss for a few minutes, snuggling tight with each other under those covers. A snicker, a giggle and the occasional happy sigh are all that are audible. It has potential to turn into a make-out session of the more passionate kind but it doesnât.
The attraction is difficult to describe, to slap a label of some sort on. All you know is that he stands out from the others and what he does has a more significant impact. Talking to him brightens up your day and helps you feel a little less dead. A hug makes you feel warm inside and even a simple thought about him makes you so happy you almost canât breathe.
There are still things to think about and work on but for this moment at least, the both of you are in a perfectly content state of mind.
The soundless communication doesnât last forever though. A friend of his, Bartolomeo, slams the door open and rudely interrupts you with a few cheeky remarks and urges to come down before âthe party arrivesâ. He then leaves â thankfully shutting the door behind him.
Your knight in shining armour â or rather the horse themed pyjamas heâs wearing â rolls out of bed and picks you up. You roll your eyes but go along with it. Itâs fine as long as he doesnât accidentally drop you down the stairs.
In his favourite way, he carries you like a princess down the stairs and into the kitchen. Who knows how long you have till the convoy comes (it seems thereâs a party coming to disturb the peace) but in the meanwhile, you can enjoy an onigiri for two with him.
AN: first time writing Danganronpa fanfic but after that last episode of Dr3, I just couldnât not write something for the our beloved Juzo. Hope this short thing is enjoyable!
AN: hello I accidentally tripped and fell into the ship known as lawvendish and after I saw a particular prompt the other night and got a random urge to write angst, I wrote this thing. It was on a whim so itâs probably horribly medically inaccurate and it might be ooc but I hope I donât disappoint :)
Anonymous said: Could you write something about an asexual but sex positive Luffy? I'm feeling really down and I would love some representation lol. Love your works <3
 Yo, so sorry about the long wait >.< I kinda accidentally focused more on Sanji by accident but this does still involve the kind of Luffy you wanted so I hope the wait was worth it for you :)
âHey Sanji, is sex really that great?â
Sanji brought the knife down mere millimetres away from his thumb and cursed himself for being so careless that he nearly lost his all-important hands. However, there were other matters he needed to attend to. Like that question. He should have known something would be up when Luffy asked to stay in the kitchen without trying to steal something.
After withdrawing the knife from where it had been jammed in the chopping board and putting it down with more care, he turned around to face his captain. He took a puff out of his cigarette in some attempt to regain his composure, scrutinising Luffyâs face for any signs of disdain. There was none to be found (yet) and Sanji knew he should have nothing to fear from him but he still couldnât help feel cautious.
âWhat makes you think Iâd know that?â
âI heard you and Zoro the other night.â Luffy giggled, âIt sounded like you were having fun.â
Sanji found himself stuck somewhere awkward between embarrassment and apprehension. âW-w-whe-en? Tell me youâre joking.â
âWell I dunno, Iâve not been near someone having sex before so I dunno what it sounds like but thatâs what Robin said.â
âROBIN-CHWAN!?â
âYeah she was in the kitchen with me. She told me not to disturb you guys.â
How fucking spectacular. Not one but two of his crew mates had found out about their evening activities and he didnât know what he was dreading more: the innuendos or being on the receiving end of homophobia. He kept trying to tell himself he was overreacting; that his crew werenât like his biological âfamilyâ and that theyâd understand considering Nami wasnât shy about being a lesbian. In fact, his crew were likely to be the most understanding out of anyone but he still couldnât shake off the irrational fear.
Sanji hadnât realised heâd zoned out until his captain shook his shoulders.
âHey Sanji? Are you alright?â
He shakily nodded.
âDo you want me to go get Chopper?â
This time he shook his head.
Luffy gently removed Sanjiâs hands from where they were clenched in his trouser legs and led him to a chair. He took a seat next to Sanji and waited for him to calm down a little. Sanji tried his best to slow his breathing, feeling guilty that he was making his captain put up with him like this.
âIâm sorry Sanji.â
The cook stared at him. âWhy?â
âI thought youâd be fine with me asking but it stresses you out a lot. I wonât ask again.â
âNahâŠnah itâs just me being irrational.â
Luffy frowned. âSanjiâŠâ
âIâm scared of being judged.â Sanji gulped. âI know itâs stupid but Iâm still afraid.â
When he didnât continue, Luffy said, âI donât think thereâs anything wrong with two guys having sex. I mean, itâs not my jam but if it makes you and Zoro happy, I dunno why you should feel ashamed about it.â
Sanji just sat back in his chair and sighed. âNot everyone is as accepting as you. Some people think itâs wrong.â
âWell to hell with that!â Luffy exclaimed, leaping out of his seat as he did so. âThatâs nuts. They should just go mind their own business.â
The cook just stared quietly at him though he seemed more surprised than distressed at that moment.
âIf youâre scared of anyone of us not liking what youâre doing, you shouldnât be. None of us are going to ditch you just cos you like men otherwise we wouldnât be a crew!â
âBut-â
âNO BUTS.â Luffy frowned at him for a minute or two before he grinned and laughed. âDonât worry, I wonât tell anyone and Iâm sure Robin wonât either.â
With that, Luffy left as randomly as heâd came in and it was then when Sanji realised he hadnât actually got around to answering Luffyâs first question.
Was sex good? Yeah, it was to Sanji at least.
He knew Luffy was asexual and now knowing he was the sex-positive kind helped Sanji feel more confident. Even if Luffy had been sex-repulsed, Sanji figured Luffy probably still would have been just as accepting.
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Anonymous said: Okay, then I would like to reques a LawxLuffy fic with sex? Or angst, or both. Like Law comforting Luffy after he wokes up after Ace dies? I was not know what you would wish to write, but it would be intresting. (sorry for my bad english)
I decided to go for the angst and I hope you donât mind me changing your prompt slightly so itâs set after Punk Hazard instead. ;)
Law stumbled along the corridors of the Sunny as he made his way to the bathroom. He heard some shuffling noises in the kitchen as he passed it and considered investigating before his bladder protested and he was forced to leave it till later. The source of the sound was no longer present when he returned.
As he came back onto the deck, he glanced around to check that Caesar was still on board and that there were no possible threats around. The only thing that seemed out of place was Luffy; he was sat on the figurehead of the Sunny and while it perhaps wasnât too odd, Law decided to approach him anyway.
âNot tired Straw hat-ya?â
His ally just shrugged â such a withdrawn response was unusual considering how outgoing he normally was.
Law remained beside the railing for a moment before Luffyâs arm stretched out but instead of forcefully man-handling him to make him get closer, his hand stopped a couple of centimetres away from Lawâs chest. It continued to falter and float awkwardly so the surgeon just sighed and grabbed it, using it as a handhold while he gingerly climbed onto the figurehead. He seated himself behind the other captain.
âWas that you in the kitchen before?â
âSo you heard me Torao.â
âI thought it was a rat at first to be honest.â
Luffy laughed a little, the sound seeming a little hollow.
âAs if Sanji would let any rats get anywhere near the kitchen.â
âHe doesnât let you get near the kitchen either,â Law pointed out.
âI couldnât get anything this time but I wonât fail next time.â
Luffy turned then to grin at Law and that was when he noticed the area around Luffyâs eyes was puffy â it was as if heâd been crying. The other captain seemed to have picked up on it because his smile faltered and he looked down.
âAre⊠you alright?â Law internally berated himself for asking such a redundant question - the other captain would obviously not be crying if he was ok.
Luffy shrugged. ââŠJust a nightmare.â
The surgeon was about to debate with himself on what he should do â talk, give physical comfort, go away etc â when Luffy took the initiative and started rambling.
âI still freak out when I see the blood in my hands. I donât know how many times Iâve replayed that moment when Akainu,â Luffy said the name with a venom that Law wouldnât have expected from him, âstarted coming towards me with his fist thingys and got Ace instead.â
âI was kinda in shock at first and I didnât realise how bad it was till I lifted my hands from Aceâs back and saw how much blood was pouring out. And then I was just panicking because he wasnât supposed to die dammit.â
Luffyâs voice was beginning to crack slightly, the distress in his voice becoming more and more evident as he went on.
âHe promised me he wouldnât die and then he did. Iâm not stupid; it wasnât all his fault cos if I hadnât been such an easy target, Ace wouldnât have needed to put himself between me and Akainu. It just sucks so much that Iâd tried so hard and gotten to that point and then I just failed.â
Law gently coaxed him closer so he could hug him gently and pat him on the back. Luffy sounded like he was on the verge of tears but he continued to vent about his frustrations and his guilt and Law let him because he knew all too well that sometimes venting is all someone needs to get it out of their system.
Eventually, Luffy stopped and he relaxed, exhausted from the emotional stress. He soon perked up when Law formed a room and warped a few slices of cake out of the kitchen.
Midway through the second piece, Luffy mumbled, âThanks Torao.â
âYouâre welcome.â
âNot just for the cake! Thanks for letting me rant to you as well. I know you find me annoying but-â
âIt would have been extremely rude of me to not listen to you when youâre in distress and I also happen to sympathise with you in a few of those accounts.â
âIâm glad you listened. I didnât want to disturb the others and worry them when we have our fight with Mingo tomorrow.â
Law looked pensively at Luffy and ended up making him laugh. âStop looking so worried Torao!â
âIâm not!â
âHaha you liar! See I knew Torao was a softie.â
âStraw hat-yaâŠâ
âThanks Torao! See yas later!â Luffy called out before scampering away.
Law sighed. At least all was well for now.
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@betweenmayandjuly : Kidlaw. Lawâs an ER doctor and Kidâs being brought in by Killer for a bar fight or something. Kid, being high on adrenaline and painkiller, starts to flirt with Law. Heâs so loud and obvious and horrible with it that the entire ER cringes.
âMr Eustass Kid? Dr. Trafalgar is ready to see you.â
The patient in question was slumped over his friendâs shoulder. The ER waiting room had been packed full when they first came in and even now later on in the night, there was still a lengthy queue of people awaiting treatment. Some were drunkards like Kid but not all of them had won their brawls.
Kid had decided to take a power nap on Killer as he finally began to feel the effects of a banging hangover but unfortunately that had to come to an end
Jostling his friend out of the land-of-the-nod, he slung him over his shoulder and followed the nurse into a different room. He deposited him in a chair opposite to the doctor.
Trafalgar glanced at Kid and then back at Killer. âI presume your friend has been in a fight?â
âYeah. Heâs an idiot. Please take care of him doc.â
Trafalgar rose from his seat, his exhaustion apparent from the darkening bags under his eyes and the almost inaudible groan he made.
Kid was also groaning but for an entirely different reason.
The doctor gently shook his shoulder. âPlease try to stay awake Mr Eustass. Iâve not got all night to spend on you.â
His voice, though it had an irritated tone to it, was smooth and suave to such a degree that it seemed to wake Kid from his slumber.
He blinked. âWell well, whoâs Mr Hottie McHotterson here?â
The nurse was failing to conceal his sniggers though the same couldnât be said for Trafalgar who was having none of it.
âIâm your doctor and Iâd appreciate it if you didnât make any further compliments. Iâve heard enough of those to last a lifetime.â
âYeah yeah, whatever Aphrodite.â
Trafalgar began to commence his examination and for once Kid actually co-operated (a surprise for Killer but not an unwelcome one). He sat upright in his seat and answered any questions Trafalgar asked; any that he couldnât were directed at Killer instead. At first he refused to take any painkillers when Shachi (the nurse) tried to give him some but immediately complied when Trafalgar offered instead.
Throughout this appointment, Kid attempted to brag about his most recent fight though the doctor remained thoroughly non-plussed. He even staggered out of the room to ask a different friend to back his claims up, acting like the typical, obnoxiously loud patient even as Shachi and Killer dragged him back into the examination room. Kid did not seem embarrassed at all.
As Trafalgar gave his final diagnosis â a broken arm, a black eye and a concussion but nothing more â Kid began to interrupt him once again.
âHey hey Mr Hottie.â
âThatâs Dr Trafalgar to you.â
âDâya pick up many people here? Any police men?â
âMake one joke about the law and I will personally boot you out of the building.â
The nurse was in the corner typing something on his phone; he was probably keeping track of all the corny jokes Kid was making.
âSo~ how many people have you got into bed handsome?â
âNone.â
Kid made some odd giggling noise (he was probably high from alcohol and painkillers by this point) before he realised the doctor wasnât joking. âYou canât be fucking serious.â
Trafalgar deadpanned, âItâs absolutely none of your business what I do in my spare time Mr Eustass.â
âI gotta agree with you. You have a nice ass.â
âThatâs not what I said.â
Shachi intervened thankfully by passing Trafalgar the prescription sheet that had just been printed out. He scribbled a signature on it before passing it to Killer (Kid was obviously in no state to take responsibility for his own health).
âPass this to the pharmacist and make sure Mr. Eustass takes his medication. He also needs a follow-up appointment to check on his arm.â He turned to his assistant. âShachi, call in the next patient please.â
âAye aye!â
As Killer attempted to drag Kid out of the room, he rolled his eyes as he heard him desperately trying to ask the doctor for his number until theyâd left the waiting room and it was no longer possible for Trafalgar to hear him. Kidâs dejected face was a rather pitiful sight until they were driving home and Kid happened to spot Trafalgar walking along the pavement.
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Anon: college au where sanji and zoro argue about which sports team to join. sanji wants football(soccer for the US) bc he is daddy strong-legs and zoro wants basketball bc ripped arms
âHave you checked out that basketball group-â
âThe one near the supermarket? Yeah I have.â
Sanji paused to have another mouthful of fried rice. He swatted Zoroâs hand away when he attempted to steal a piece of ham. âDo you like the look of it?â
Zoro sat back in the armchair; it wasnât of the best quality of course, considering the fact they were sat in the living room they shared with a few of their other uni friends.
âMaybe. Some of the members are irritating but theyâre all really good at the sport. That Mihawk is the coach so itâs no wonder.â
âHuh, too bad youâre not joining the football team instead,â Sanji said.
âWhat did you say Daddy Strong-legs?â
Sanji snorted. âDaddy Strong-legs? What kind of nickname is that?â
âYou shouldnât be complaining you know. Itâs better than Ero-cook.â
âAre you picking a fight shitty Marimo?â Sanji challenged, jumping onto his feet.
âYou sound like you want one Swirly-brow,â Zoro said, smirking when he saw one of Sanjiâs curly eyebrows twitch with irritation.
âCOME AT ME BRO!â
âALRIGHT I WILL!â
Zoro had only just walked over to Sanji and gripped him by the shirt when Nami stormed into the room. âYou two are too noisy; keep it down!
âI apologise Nami-swan~â His eyes turned into hearts as he asked, âWould you like me to get you something? You must be exhausted from all the studying you do.â
Zoro snickered. âLooks like someoneâs pandering to his lovely ladies again.â
âYou!â
âGUYS.â
Both of them backed down then with a somewhat sheepish look on their faces.
âIf you two want to argue, thatâs fine. Just do it quietly ok?â
Nami gave them one last pointed look before she sashayed out of the room. With that, they sat back down again and Sanji shovelled the rest of his dinner down his throat before it got too cold.
âSoâŠyouâre joining the football team I guess.â
âYeah.â
Zoro pouted. âWell that sucks.â
Sanji smirked, his single, visible eyebrow waggling in amusement. âWhy? You sulking because your ripped arms mean nothing on the football field?â
His friend averted his eyes, a light blush beginning to tint his tanned cheeks. âNot gonna lie cook, I enjoy things more when I get to compete with you. Itâs gonna be a bit harder if weâre in different sports teams.â
Well, that wasnât something Sanji was expecting him to say. Yeah they fought constantly and thatâs what most people saw but they often didnât see past their attempts to antagonise each other. Sometimes even Sanji overlooked their actual feelings towards each other.
He shifted awkwardly. âWell yâknow, we can figure out other ways to do that.â
âUhuh. Yeah.â
âLikeâŠâ Sanji gestured, âLike, maybe we can see who gets put on the main team first or something like that.â
Zoro shrugged carelessly. âWhatever.â
âOi, Iâm trying to cheer you up Shitty MarimoâŠâ
âHeh I know.â Zoro smiled.
Sanji sighed. âIs that a deal then?â
âYeah.â
They shook hands even though they didnât really need something as formal as that to seal the deal.
Zoro grinned. âIâll have this over and done with before Christmas.â
Sanji smirked back at him. âReally? Iâll make sure to be on that team before Halloween then.â
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AN: Iâm following on my tradition of writing a quick 10 minute piece of crack at the end of the school year when exams are over. Like the last piece, I deliberately wrote fast and did not correct any of the mistakes. Enjoy.
Sengokuâs goat was eating his sense when Garp WHOOSHED OUT OF THE ROOM
âSengokuuuuuuuuuu why is your damn goat eating my senbeissss???!!!??ââ
Sengoku replied âI DONâT FUCKING KNOW GARP, IâM STILL GRIEVING BECASUSE MY SON GOT KILLED BY HIS BROTHER AND HIS SON BECAME A PIRATE DAMMIT WHY DID I HAVE TO JOIN THE âMY GRANDSON IS A PIRATEâ CLUB WAHHHHHâ
Garp said âwell damn sengoku youâre pretty loudâ
âWell shut up you wouldnât stop bawling after Ace died huh?â
âYOU WANNA PICK A FIGHT MATEâ
ALRIGHT THEN MEET ME DOWN IN THE LUNCHALL, IâLL SHOW YOU WHO CSAN DRINK THE MOST SAKE
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Helmexpo doesnât know what to do anymore. Heâs getting haunted by ghosts uhhh one of them is this weird hip woman called Belle-mere and then theres another one called Rocinante who keeps tripping over himself for some reason. Helmet definitely thinks heâs pretty dumb. Belle-mere keeps blowing smoke in his face. he doesnât like it.
âCOBYYYY HELLPP MEEEEE>ââ
why hew why why why does this happen to me jfc
why are you bothering me Iâm usually the one who gets ignored you weirdos ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Fujotiora ate his noodles and thoughts âWell shit theyâr not cold enoughâ
So he poured Ice over them
âFUJITROA WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKâ SENGOKU SAID FLYING INTO THE HALL âWHY THE HELL WOULD YOU POUR ICE OVER NOODLESâ
âi want them cold you bitchâ
âYou fucker, donât you know that hot noodles are the best?â
âYOU WANNA FIGHT MATEâ
âHELL YEAHâ
and then oh shit Akainu came into the room
âSENGOKU SHUT YOUR ASS UP. AND FUJITORA GET OUT.â
âNOâ
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by the time Garp had finally got down to the lunch hall ( he had to stop on  his way to help exorcise the ghosts haunting Helmeppo - jk he didnât he just sent them off with Sengokus goat hehehehehe), fujitora,akin and sengoku were all fighting with each other.
would he stand out? HELL NO
HEFUCKING LEAPED IN TOO SO ALL THESE FUCKING OLD DUDES WERE HAVONG A FUCKING BRAWL IN THE FLOOOR
AOKIJI LOOKED IN AND THOUGHT âARARA WHY CANâT THEY CHILL AND LET IT GO.â
HE PATTED HIS PENGUIN AND WALKED AWAY, UN BEKNOWNST TO BORSALINO WATCHING HIM FROM BEHIND A POLE LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING STALKER.
~~
Coby is stuck in the middle of nowhere. serious, he stuck in the middle of nowhere. gap would have come to help him but he was still too busy fighting the other old men.
Coby be like âLuffy wha the fuck do I do, helpes meâ
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