I finally compiled them all into one group! =D Will be added onto at a later date.
1. “What would I do without you?”
2. “That’s quite the bombshell you dropped on me at 3 am.”
4. “Stop fucking yelling at me.”
5. “I can’t because it hurts too much to even think about.”
6. “I never want to see you again.”
7. “Why are you naked in my kitchen?”
10. “You didn’t answer any of my texts.”
11. “Fuck you and fuck your stupid fucking face.”
12. “Can’t a guy get a little gratitude?”
13. “What do you mean ‘what do you mean’?”
14. “I kept all of it. Every last thing.”
15. “I’m not strong enough.”
17. “Tell me to leave and I will.”
18. “I don’t know what to say.”
19. “I’m a piece of shit and you deserve better.”
20. “Please don’t waste your tears on him.”
21. “You drive me fucking crazy.”
22. “You can fall apart if you want to.”
23. “Is that a smile I see?”
24. “Wanna hear a pick-up line?”
25. “I don’t want to listen.”
27. “Do you have any idea how worried I was?”
28. “You deliberately disobeyed me.”
29. “You need to relax - you seem so tense.”
30. “Don’t say that name.”
31. “Ice cream is a good start.”
32. “I didn’t come here expecting a gentleman.”
33. “I want to run but I feel like my feet are buried in concrete.”
34. “Nothing good ever happens past midnight.”
35. “I’m here now and I’m never leaving you again.”
36. “You could have gotten yourself killed.”
37. “You only drink red wine when you’re angry.”
38. “That’s not my shade of lipstick.”
39. “I don’t want an apology. I want you to make it right.”
41. “Is that my underwear?”
42. “Lingerie isn’t really ‘business casual’.”
43. “Don’t be such a pussy.”
44. “I won’t let myself hurt you.”
45. “Why do you have to say those things to me?”
46. “Can I just hold you?”
47. “Let me do this for you.”
48. “It’s not perfect but at least it’s a start.”
49. “Don’t you dare tell me that you love me.”
50. “That might have worked 10 years ago but not now.”
51. “You look good in candle light.”
52. “We’d better get you to a hospital… like, now.”
53. “Did you just slap me?”
54. “All’s fair in love and war, baby.”
55. “You don’t look too happy to see me.”
56. “Have you eaten yet?”
57. “I would absolutely ruin you.”
58. “All the money in the world can’t warm your bed at night.”
60. “This coffee tastes like shit.”
61. “Really? Do you know how many calories are in that?”
62. “Sober me is an ignorant fuck.”
63. “I look at you and just… God, I mean look at you.”
64. “What is that under your shirt?”
65. “Have you ever been this tired in your entire life?”
66. “Death doesn’t scare me. Living scares me.”
67. “My vote is on the lemon cake.”
68. “Keep your arms straight and don’t slouch.”
69. “Are you wearing a fucking garter belt?”
70. “You don’t know her like I do.”
71. “She’s your daughter.”/ “He’s your son.”
72. “Could I have ever really made you happy?”
73. “You’re still bleeding.”
74. “Get your boots off of my clean sheets.”
76. “Psst… Hey… I’m hungry.”
77. “Is that how you speak to your boss?”
78. “It’s 2 am, why are you calling me?”
79. “Wait! Don’t hang up just yet.”
80. “I’m absolutely fucking terrified.”
81. “How is ‘I love your sweet ass’ inappropriate?”
82. “I think someone has a little crush on you.”
83. “God dammit… that was my favorite one, too.”
84. “I like night time. It’s quiet and I can think.”
85. “Did you forget to pay the power bill?”
86. “I don’t care about them! Please… just give me one more night.”
87. “That was my favorite book as a kid.”
88. “Does it hurt when I do this?”
89. “How do you make your hair do that swoopy thing?”
90. “Calm down, they’re just tweezers!”
91. “That was my father. I’m not him if you didn’t notice.”
92. “Oh my god is that Nickleback?”
93. “If you want it then you better work for it.”
94. “Did you just say pumpkin? I’m allergic to pumpkin.”
95. “Come on, you can do it. Just one more.”
96. “Don’t panic, it’s just me.”
97. “What are you talking about? 30 is the new 20!”
98. “Uhh…that’s breast milk.”
100. “You have lost that privilege.”
101. “There are too many people on this planet. We need a new plague.”
102. “Just pretend like we’re talking until the cops leave.”
103. “_________, you ignorant slut!”
104. “I’m not superstitious but I’m a little-stitious.”
105. “If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and __________, I’d shoot __________ twice.”
106. “I am Beyonce, always.”
107. “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.”
108. “Are king-size sheets called president-size sheets in England?”
109. “I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”
110. “I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.”
111. “Identity theft is not a joke, _______! Millions of families suffer every year!”
112. “Occasionally I’ll hit someone with my car.”
113. “You’re paying way too much for worms, man. Who’s your worm guy?”
114. “You don’t know me; you’ve just seen my penis.”
116. “Well, Happy Birthday, Jesus. Sorry your party’s so lame.”
117. “Blink once if you want me to pull the plug.”
118. “Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.”
119. “I really should have a Tweeter account.”
120. “ _________, you and I are soup snakes.”
121. “I tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and I broke everything.”
122. “I can’t believe we’re at Hogwarts!”
123. “Now it’s gone and I hate everything.”
124. “I really only listen to, like, German Death Reggae and Halloween sound effect records from the 1950′s.”
125. “I know more than you.”
126. “Whenever ________ asks me for the Latin names of any of our plants, I just give them the names of rappers.”
127. “I’m gonna tell you all of my secrets.”
128. “I’ve only slept nine hours in the last four days.”
129. “This isn’t a bagel.”
130. “It’s for your, uh… boob hats.”
131. “I love you and I like you.”
132. “I need you to text me every thirty seconds saying that everything is going to be okay.”
133. “I stand behind my decision to avoid salad and other disgusting things.”
134. “I am super chill all the time!”
135. “If I had to have a stripper’s name, it’d be Equality.”
136. “Everything hurts and I’m dying.”
137. “I don’t want to be overdramatic but today felt like 100 years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life.”
138. “I took your idea and I made it better.”
139. “The thing about youth culture is- I don’t understand it.”
140. “I know this is a trap but I don’t know how.”
141. “We started a rumor.”
142. “Could I be wearing any more clothes?”
143. “They don’t know that we know they know we know.”
144. “Oh, I wish I could but I don’t want to.”
145. “ ________ doesn’t share food!”
146. “God, I love how sexy I am.”
147. “How long do cats live? Like, assuming you don’t throw them under a bus or something?”
148. “When I walk outside naked people throw garbage at me.”
149. “Why do you have to break up with her? Just be a man and stop calling.”
150. “That’s right, I stepped up!”
151. “I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
152. “Seriously, good luck marrying me.”
153. “He may not be my soul mate but hey, a girl’s gotta eat.”
154. “The fridge broke and I had to eat everything.”
155. “Someone ate the only good thing going in my life.”
156. “I could so easily freak out right now.”
157. “These are just feelings, they’ll go away.”
158. “Welcome to the real world, it sucks, you’re gonna love it!”
159. “And remember, if I’m harsh with you, it’s only because you’re doing it wrong.”
160. “Over the line? You are so far past the line that you can’t even see the line. The line is a dot to you.”
161. “I’ve actually never seen Star Wars.”
162. “Here’s the thing __________, I’m snuggly and you’re not.”
163. “You know what I’d like to do right now? I’d like to hold your hand.”
164. “Hey, Baby, It’s me. Can you bail me out of jail?”
165. “Maybe the old lady with the face tattoo is right.”
166. “Be careful, __________, revenge fantasies never work out the way you want.”
167. “The best I can give you is a fake smile and dead eyes.”
168. “Whenever I’m sad, I stop being sad and just be awesome, instead.”
169. “Sometimes we search for one thing but discover another.”
170. “I wish I could help but my hands are tied. Oh wait, that was last night.”
171. “My panties would hit the floor so hard they’d end up halfway to China.”
172. “People like being lied to. They just don’t like finding out they’ve been lied to.”
173. “I want to fill a pillowcase with dead batteries and beat you with it.”
174. “New is always better.”
175. “I will throw you off of this roof!”
176. “Lie to me right now.”
177. “We’ll see it when we see it.”
178. “The three date rule is insane! Who even came up with that?”
179. “Cray-cray gotta go bye-bye before you get stab-stabbed.”
180. “One dollar, two bags of gummy bears! It’s like I don’t even care what happens the rest of the day.”
181. “You’re breaking up the band, Yoko!”
183. “Where’s my candy you son of a bitch?”
184. “Look, if I could run across the beach into my own arms, I would.”
185. “The gym, or as I like to call it, the Institute of things I can’t do.”
186. “I have a black eye and I need ice.”
187. “I was kinda just hoping to get by on my looks.”
188. “I tell secrets. It’s just who I am.”
189. “Why cuddle when you can do it?”
190. “I didn’t know if you like music.”
191. “It’s a conspiracy.”
192. “Don’t put me in your fantasies. I don’t even like being in your real life.”
193. “Play more Zepplin.”
194. “I’m prepared to fight my way out of here.”
195. “I am not proud of what I am about to say…”
196. “I don’t know what you heard but this show ain’t free!”
197. “But I don’t want to go outside.”
198. “You should know if you come any closer, I’m not letting you go.”
199. “I’m gonna close my eyes and, when I open them, there had better be a cigarette between these two fingers.”
200. “Talking isn’t going to help me, okay? What’s going to help me is, like, drinking.”
