there i go again, pretending to be you

jupiter || theyfab charlie kirk follows from @fangedprince-reblogs

[fangedprince]

jupiter | they/it/get creative | 18+

i follow from @fangedprince-reblogs​ and i post garbage

<3

[fleshfriend]

2005

[adastrabbit]

fucking the everything bagel for everything

[eategg24]

everything? including war?

[adastrabbit]

fucking the war bagel for war

[fangedprince]

liking star wars 1977 is what i imagine liking the beatles is like where if you get past all the commercial success and just look at the thing for what it is you’ll discover that to your horror it’s actually quite underrated

[latexprincesss]

[c-rowlesblogs]

I could not be more bored of women characters who are dangerous in a competent, sexy, luminous makeup and blow-dried hairstyle kind of way. I am so tired of all these dry-clean-only girlbosses strutting their way into stories. “Oh she’s so beautiful AND so good at martial arts and so clever and seductive” No! Get that outta here!! Give me more women who are dangerous in a real grungy way, like rusted metal with a sharp edge. Girls who make you glad you’ve had your tetanus shot. Girls who cut their own hair and get bad tattoos. Girls who are as charming as a wet feral cat. Girls who might be clever enough to Play The Game but would rather flip over the chess board and punch you in the throat. I demand more horrible unpleasant women!! Thank you.

[c-rowlesblogs]

YES this too please. Absolutely. Dumb butch rights. Diversity win

[c-rowlesblogs]

no, I’m sorry. “The unhygenic thing” is not opt-out for the kind of women I want more of. Fictional girls almost never get to be gross! When I said grungy, I meant grungy. She’s in yesterday’s makeup (if she wears any) and yesterday’s outfit. She smells like stale cigarette smoke. She smells like weed. She smells like gasoline and workshop grease. She smells like she’s found a nice dead thing to roll in. She lives in a one-room apartment surrounded by computer equipment and empty styrofoam takeout containers. She lives deep in a swamp in a cabin full of centipedes and spiders. She lives in a cave. She lives on a pirate ship. She chews off her nail polish, she goes dumpster-diving, she eats dry instant ramen crushed up in the bag like it’s chips, she eats bugs off the ground, she eats raw meat. In all of her many variations, human or not, to some degree or another, she is gross!! Thank you again.

[c-rowlesdraws]

reminded of this manifesto I wrote three years ago. Did I ever post it to this blog? It’s still all true.

[tolbiny]

Dave felony could spit in my face and tell me mother talzin and count dooku never fucked raw on the nightsister spirit altar but i would still know in my soul he was lying to me. talzin walked dooku like a dog on his hands and knees through the dathomir forest and pegged him with the dark side til he turned evil. forgive me i saw it on the holonet

[butchdeanjohn]

positive image: a portrait of gay america (1985) by stephen stewart

[wizardarchetypes]

i was at an event last night in california and i went to the bar to order wine bc wine was like, a thing, and i looked at the menu and saw i was completely out of my depth bc idk any wine names, so i turned to my right and there was a man in a gorgeous suit standing at the bar beside me and i said “do you know anything about wine?” and he said “a little, yes!” i told him i liked white and dry wines and asked if he’d order for me. he asked the server for two glasses and had one poured for each of us and then he clinked his glass on mine but he didn’t take a sip, he just watched me taste mine and then he asked what i thought and i said “it’s pretty good, but like i said, i wouldn’t know.” he laughed and told me to have a good time & i walked away. fifteen minutes later i found out he’s the winemaker.

[girlypop-shitto]

[carnadelions]

there's this ask that's been sitting in my inbox for months and i simply can bring myself to delete it

[carnadelions]

[iliketurtles55]

(Sequel to ‘This memory is being forgotten’)

[mistyblue-shadowdance]

[scurviesdisneyblog]

Mary Blair's concept art for Alice in Wonderland (1951)

[prince4knights]

two meads in and i'm asking my knight if i can feel how sharp his blade is 🤦‍♂️ i'm giggling and kicking my feet too. should i ask him to press it against my neck or is that too forward

[fangedprince]

26 DAYS

[cloudabserk]

“fujoshis are harmful to gay men” not this gay man.

[cloudabserk]

on twitter this got a bunch of responses like “wow even the evil fujoshis? the homophobic yet hypocritically fetishistic ones? what if the fujoshi is racist?” and like well no obviously not in that case.

[cloudabserk]

“shoutout to everybody from new jersey!” “even the new jersey serial killers…?”

[thevampirecaspian]

After his head was stuffed in a bag for hours

Somehow he still came too with perfect hair

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]