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fuck man, i miss being a fic writer on tumblr. I know I say it a lot, that I try to come back and then never really do, but I just... might. I just might.
Maybe it's seeing my wonderful friends @scarlettsoldier posting about drukkarixreader that got to me, suddenly feeling invested in stuff that just makes me feel happy again, or just because I miss churning out fics at the speed of light and just... posting them here. Not caring about the length, or the reception. Just having fun
The scream my sister and I let out once Agatha called Wanda The Scarlet Witch?? Absolutely unbelievable holy fucking shit
it's hard to be the coolest cousin who is mentally ill, touch starved, annoying and reads a lot, has the best fashion sense and an unstable obsession with swords, fictional characters and always have the best comebacks, cries a lot, is always yearning and is the family failure but someone has to do it and that someone is me
IF DARCY IS NOT OKAY I WILL PUNCH SOMEONE
I uh can kind of tell you we already know the answer to that if you don’t mind being spoiled? It’s not really a plot detail as much as what her actress has already said
feel free to send it to me, if Kat has already mentioned it I’m okay to it (I’ll probably forget anyway)
I KNEW I WAS ON TO SOMETHING WHEN DARCY SAID HAYWARDS A DICK BUT THEN IT CUT TO HAYWARD SAYING TERRORISTS!! THEY CHANGED SWORD FROM WHAT IT USED TO BE UNDER MARIA AND MONICA IS ON TO THAT
HAYWARD ONLY CARES ABOUT WANDA BECAUSE SHE STOLE VISIONS BODY FROM THEM BECAUSE THEY WERE EXPERIMENTING ON HIM
IF DARCY IS NOT OKAY I WILL PUNCH SOMEONE
You could never hurt me. I just feel you.
p a r a l l e l s
let me be very clear that if you voted for donald trump or support him in any capacity you are not welcome here. my blog is not the place for you and i do not want you interacting with me.
to all my fellow ace specs, you are valid and loved
to all my fellow aro specs, you are valid and loved.
happy ace week!!
dear trans kids
It’s totally okay to name yourself after someone you admire. Parents do it all the time, they name their kids after family members, friends, celebrities, anything, and you can do the same. You’re not faking anything, and I love your name. It suits you.
Name yourself literally anything, because parents name their kids literally anything.
actually im gonna say it again. if u see a m/f couple and think “EWWW heteros 🤢🤢🤢“ i will put u in the fucking morgue. bi ppl exist. transhets exist. maybe start remembering that lol
Also! Het couples who feature poc or a white person and a poc are a big deal too bc most media is just white relationships whether gay or straight or whatever!
hey reblog this version
*whispers* pan and ace people also exist
*whispers* genderfluid people also exist
nu uh none of this “whispered” bullshit
pan, ace, and genderfluid people also exist. abrosexual people exist. questioning people exist. people who don’t use labels exist. all of these people are just as valid when in straight relationships as they are in non-straight relationships, and their validity does not ever rely on their relationship status. if you judge people based on what gender they date then you have a problem that you need to fix.
Also straight people should be respected as much as the entire LGBTQ+ community
^^^ exactly
a guy at my work said telling your wife/gf that they’re the most beautiful woman in the world to you is just “something you say” and i almost went apeshit. imagine not genuinely believing the woman you’re supposed to love is a work of art. fucking weak. dare i even say pathetic.
he told me this in a very obnoxious wink wink nudge nudge sort of way too like we were sharing an inside joke and got annoyed when i was like “I don’t just say that because i think I’m supposed to mark. i really feel that way about the women i love.” like lol imagine thinking my lesbian ass is gonna co-sign your toxic straight boy bullshit attitude
oh what’s that mark? you lie about how you feel to the women in your life to emotionally manipulate them into staying with you until you feel like moving on? and you think this is normal and not something that’s gonna make me want to beat you with my clipboard? is that what you think you shitty little egg man?
i kno this is a #hot take but there is nothing wrong with having acne actually, and having imperfect skin in general is a normal thing that says nothing about your personal hygiene.
every person on this post giving out unprompted skincare advice owes me $300 and an essay on why it’s rude
If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again
Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me
Unfollow me too
this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice
and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire.
I just lost 50 followers.. bye
clearing out the trash
GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON
BUHBYE U McNASTIES
I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.
I’m reblogging to both of my blogs bc I don’t need ppl like that here
Cinderella’s glass slippers
You know what bothers me?
People claiming that the Prince is stupid for looking for the one girl who fits the glass slippers, and how there is only Cinderella who fits them and no other girl.
Miss me with that “period style clothes” and “special made shoes” bullshit.
The glass slipper is a MAGIC FUCKING SLIPPER, made to fit CINDERELLA and cinderella ONLY. Of course it’s not going to fit any other girl. It’s a magic fucking slipper! It can do whatever the fuck it wants! And you’re an idiot if you think that doesn’t include shrinking or enlarging itself just so it won’t fit on some common bitches’ feet.
But how does the prince know, you might ask?
He doesn’t.
But this bitch took one fucking look at the glass slipper, which has to be either molded by fucking fire and put around this Boss Ass Bitch™️ her feet while still being hot as fuck (the glass, obviously, though Cinderella is hot as fuck as well but that’s not the point) which must have injured her in the process because how else would the glass slipper fit PERFECTLY and decided that this girl was Meta as FUCK, or realised that there was no way in hell these slippers could’ve been made by hand and that magic must have been at play here.
Oh and don’t come at me with the “but if the glass slipper fits “perfectly”, then how come it slipped off?” bullshit.
You want to know why that slipper came off?
Because it’s made of magic, put together by a fairy godmother, who took one look at Cinderella and the poor state she was in, and realised that she needed to be out there and get a better life. And what better life than that of a princess? The fairy godmother obviously gave the slippers enough life to be able to shrink and enlarge whenever it wants to (aka whenever it’s not near Cinderella’s feet), so who’s to say that it doesn’t have enough life to decide to slip of one of her feet just so it can ensure she at least has a chance at a better life?
Tldr; the glass slippers are magic and meta as fuck, and obviously know better about what’s good for Cinderella than any of you bitches who obviously cannot appreciate any Disney Magic™️ and have to ruin it with your boring “real life” talk because that’s OBVIOUSLY what movies catered towards children need.
Could I be tagged in your tangled au if it’s available?
Hi! I’m very sorry to answer this ask so late, as I haven;t been online on my tumblr recently :(
Tangled, as well as all my other reader insert fics, have sadly been discontinued. I personally don’t feel comfortable writing these stories anymore, and have since moved on to write other fics (although still in the Marvel fandom). I’m very sorry to disappoint you with this, and I truly understand if you don’t want to read any of my newer fics. If you, for some reason, don’t care, then please check out my new masterlist which includes links to all the fics, please click here!
I’m wondering what happened to part 3 of the tangled au?
Hi! If you search my profile, the post should still be able to come up, but if not, here it is! Tangled part 3
