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greenbergsays

How does reading about the same two fuckers falling in love over and over again make a person so goddamn happy.

stormbends

#WILL THEY KISS?#of course they’re going to kiss#YEAH BUT WILL THEY KISS?????????

winepresswrath

I haven't known peace since someone once said that Jolene is just Wangxian from JC's POV

Jolene Jolene Jolene Jolene

My man is kind of a faithless asshole

If he wants to leave so badly you’re welcome to him

Who needs him anyway

Shut up I’m not crying you’re crying

Your beauty is not even beyond compare you’re literally the second hottest Lan in comparison to your brother

I hope his dick freezes off when he tries to put it in you

And then he leaves you for a Wen

JOOOOOLEEEENE

winepresswrath

tags by @howdydowdy

coquelicoq

#Jiang Cheng at karaoke#your smile is like a breath of spring#and by that I mean cold and wet#your voice is soft like summer rain because there’s no shouting in the cloud recesses#good thing we don’t know anyone who likes making noise and running#and I can easily understand#how you could easily take my man#medicinal broth is totally food wangjiiii (via @winepresswrath)

i’ve heard him say you’re really hot i don’t see why, but i guess he’s not interested in my thoughts, wangji your smile is like a breath of spring but what the hell’s that supposed to mean? that isn’t even a real thing, wangji

your voice is just like summer rain? i guess because you rarely deign to share what’s in your perfect brain, wangji your features are carved out of ice which apparently he thinks is nice he’s dumber than a bag of rice, wangji

as far as i can tell you’d like to stick his head upon a pike so just tell him to take a hike, wangji believe me i’ve done all i can to get through to this hopeless man you’re not even the hottest lan, wangji

i have to listen to his sighs about your teeth and hair and eyes you should be giving me a prize, wangji but all i ask for in exchange is that you stay out of hugging range how hard could that be to arrange, wangji?

iffervescent

This is peak fandom.

moonynpadfootforever

y'all ever feel nostalgic for fics you read at a different point in your life

iffervescent

Pretty much everything Astolat has ever written is burned into my memory as touchstones for my life lol

captainhandsomes

Superhusbands vs. Mutant husbands

incorrect-figureskating-world

“I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me.”

— Yuzuru talking to his ankle.

yuzuspoohbear

Yuzuru Hanyu’s (attempts at) Crazy Combos @ 2016 Grand Prix Final Gala Practice (x x) Includes 3A-3T-3Lo, 4T-3T-3Lo, 4S-3T-3Lo, 2S-1Lo-4S, 3A-twizzles, 4S-1Lo-4S, 3A-1Lo-4S

yuzuviere

i can’t do it without you // yuzu and javi sharing a podium through the years

turistinmyowncity-deactivated20

Now and then an epilogue

graveltotempomp3

BTS: *breathes* Jungkook: bitch, you thought

mrssugawarakoushi

Me: *reading the same fanfic for the 8th time this week*

FBI agent monitoring me: “ok there’s literally SO MANy more FICS TO ReaD wHY ARE YOu reaDinG THE SAmE ONE AGaIN-“

1outrotears

Legend has it; if you close your eyes and say “BTS dont sing live” 3 times, Min yoongi will appear behind you, kick your ass and then rap cypher 2 in one breath

rasec-wizzlbang-blog

can I legally have my body divided into fifths upon my death and be buried in five separate cemeteries

captenki

That just made me think of something. If you have multiple personalities and they all wanted to be buried in seperate cemeteries wyd??? Would the body be split up or would ppl go against their wishes and bury them in one cemetery???

rasec-wizzlbang-blog

thats not why I’m doing this but thats an interesting question too