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amygdalae

How to be scary and evil while still bringing joy and comfort to everyone around me

sheepheadfred

Team Rocket: We're gonna steal everyone's Pokemon!

Team Aqua: We plan to flood the entire world!

Team Magma: Fuck those guys. We're getting rid of all the water in the world!

Team Galactic: What do you say to completely destroying and then recreating the entire universe?

Team Plasma: We're going to awaken the legendary dragons and use them to destroy the world.

Team Flare: Everybody and everything is going to be killed off forever except for us.

Team Skull: lmao what up dude we have rap wanna join

old285

how i see every pokemon villain

yamujiburo

They didn’t need to do this. This part added nothing to the plot of the the episode. NOTHING. But they did it anyway. And I am so, so grateful

calebwittebane

i LOVE pictures of all the rainbow rocket leaders standing next to each other because it always just looks like this

vapidsoup

old285

how i see every pokemon villain

(wow thanks guys for 800 followers !)

emeraldmercury

Where’s lusamine

dashaibo

In jail for child abuse.

pokethirst

Do you ever wonder what they were thinking when they designed their grunts' uniforms like what the actual fuck

somedays i do, i really do.

Giovanni: “okay so it’s gonna be all black but with a giant R on it so everyone knows who we are,” “what Silver is gay? make the R rainbow,”

Maxie: “so i’m going to put horns on the hood, so we resemble demons and no one tries to mess with us,”

Archie: “holy fuck i want to be a pirate captain and have a pirate crew.” PROCEEDS TO FOLLOW THROUGH WITH A PIRATE THEME.

Cyrus was probably drunk and was watching a space/sci-fi film and based his designs of those.

Ghetsis: “knights are still relevant and threatening, yes. That’s how i’ll design the uniforms,”

Lysandre: “holy shit i love the colour orange,”

Lusamine: “holy shit i love the colour white,”

Guzma: “we gotta be punk but not like those other punks,”

#theyre all useless

wongfuavatar

I found my old pokemon book- i dont know who i relate to the most

arr-jim-lad

jessie from pokemon is such an upsetting character bc her life has been a failure since the very beginning

she is a broken person

unlike for james, who could quit at any time and return to a comfortable life, for jessie, team rocket is everything she has.

she lived in poverty, with a mother who was a criminal, and they were so poor they ate snow

her mother disappeared, looking for mew. there was never a mention of jessie having a father

she wanted to be an actress, and decided to take that route instead of going with a boy she loved, but she ended up losing both as her audition didn’t go through

she wanted to be a nurse, but failed

and now she keeps failing trying to catch that god damned pikachu

as much as i like dawn i almost want jessie to win all the ribbons because she fucking deserves to be happy and she deserves those victories and she deserves a friend like james

*wipes a tear* u go girl

musashi

this post is good except for one tiny detail, and that’s that james cannot just “quit at any time and return to a comfortable life”

james’ family has riches and luxury, yes, but his parents are neglectful & uncaring and have engaged him to an abuser. they refuse to let him live in the lap of luxury unless he marries her and spends his whole life miserable.

everything about jessie and james is, from where i’m standing, intended to be opposite. james is a soft-spoken boy from a family that knows wealth but not love. jessie is a headstrong and outspoken girl from a family that knows love but is dirt poor.

the thing they have in common is that neither of them found happiness until they found each other (and meowth, of course) i know this post is about jessie, and trust me–she fucking deserves it–but you can praise her like the queen she is without making it sound like her partner has it easy. neither of them could live the lives that were handed to them with a smile on their face, and they’re both amazingly strong people for continuing to work hard every day, even if it is as antagonists.

nagito-komaedead

I cant believe there is finally an analysis on team rocket im so proud

oceandiagonale

Why Guzma isn’t in Team Rainbow Rocket, probably

BONUS:

tesalionlortus

Who does it better?

#james obviously #colres looks like hes trying to open internet explorer

honeycakelion

It took waaay to long for me to finally do this request I am sorry… Welp, here you go. The strangest circus in your life. 1. The mighty magician Ghetsis, his pretty assistant Colress and their victim sideshow N (who actually does all job alone, escaping the trap box within 20 seconds behind the curtains, while Ghetsis is doing his “magical” moves) 2. Cyrus is a mix of a acrobat, a balancer and a juggler. His shows always take place at high altitude and always are space-themed. They look pretty stunning tho. 3. Maxie is a walking volcano in tights, a fire breather. He is always super serious during his shows and thinks he looks pretty cool breathing fire. Hovewer after shows Archie barely kisses him. 4. Pretty obvious, I think. Archie works with sea creatures as a trainer and he loves them all really much. He named on of his seal as “Maxie” and that drives insane the real one Maxie. 5. Again, pretty obvious. Lysandre is a rich and cool lion trainer. He is also sponsoring the circus (I don’t know why is he doing that seriously). He also loves to talk with a cute french vet who works with his lions. 6. Just no comments.

rainyazurehoodie

How I believe Team Rainbow Rocket bosses will react and act around in Alola (I’m not even going bother care about the timeline and alternate reality issues, it already a mess at this point).