Life is The Cow

That moment in a Les Mis movie, when the revolution is starting and you see a cow just chilling in the middle of the street contemplating life while chaos is roaming about... This is me.

[anxietyproblem]

[internationalspacesystem]

[pangur-and-grim]

I don’t know about this

[pangur-and-grim]

why was I sent this

[bogleech]

Stopped at the fish store and they had this weird bird

[anxietyproblem]

[everythingfox]

Bouncy bois

(via)

[negatinginfinity-deactivated201]

[ileolai]

#FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[6qubed]

yeah, show your new father some respect

[toralei]

jury duty cat

[afloweroutofstone]

“I think cats should serve on juries” is the natural extension of “I think dogs should vote” and I’m 100% behind this

[charlesoberonn]

"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

[charlesoberonn]

I apologize.

[noroquian]

[demareth]

insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it

[charlesoberonn]

This one?

[schwazombie]

[ruffboi-mags]

Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.

[dzamie]

I love how we don't even need Apollo to be captioned, it's just "he's holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it's Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users"

[bonediggercharleston]

If we have a new cold war it's all Charlesoberonn's fault

[zorbs]

this was never a line i expected to ever hear in my life but hey

[alphacrone]

gonna quit my job and move to some random town and open up an ice cream parlor called I SCREAM and it's only open from dusk til dawn and the flavors are all spooky names like MONSTER MASH MANGO and BLOODY ORANGE and ROTTING CORPSES & CREAM and EXISTENTIAL DREAD and i'll only be seen at night except for occasional daytime appearances where i wear dark sunglasses and long flowing coats and people will ask me what my favorite flavor is and i'll say "oh no, i don't actually partake in...eating..." and they'll all think i'm a vampire but i'm really just lactose intolerant.

[alphacrone]

#this sounds like the plot of a bailey school kidss book#''vampires dont serve ice scream'' (via @modern-alebrije )

literally all i want in life is for children to accuse me of being a paranormal creature

[beardedmrbean]

king stuff

[cartoonking1]

That’s so sweet

[silly-jellyghoty]

This is the purest joy i have seen in a while 😊

[generation-fucked-nostalgia]

(Via) @/ryanhdlombard

[storyplease]

S E N S O R Y

[modmad]

you mean you people stopped doing this?

[ashmoleanmuseum]

[foxes-in-love]

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

whoever invented stuffed animals really just understood whats important in life. sometimes you just wanna hold a guy