:))))))

young, dumb n livin off mum x

[captainlitebrite]

is there anything on earth more anxiety inducing than being given unclear instructions and then put under time pressure

[stegozavr]

cats are very pickupable and i think that was a really good choice on their part

[spiirt-deactivated20191026]

Some cats in some funky sunglasses

[the-football-chick]

[truth-has-a-liberal-bias]

That’s what it’s like to listen to Republicans speak.

It’s like they have no idea how absurd they sound.

[silentwalrus1]

i had a thought today like man, my ancestors would probably not approve very much of me being such an extravagant glutton, but then i was like wtf are u kidding. those dumbasses didn’t live on a fuckin potato ass diet for no minimalism. they didn’t do what they did, whatever the fuck it was, for me NOT to fucking eat my bodyweight in sashimi!!! they would be fucking ecstatic to see me making the most of my opportunities for plenty. they would be fucking cheering me on. every lice-covered cossack and illiterate serf and three-toothed yak herder in my lineage is with me in this restaurant, and they are going absolutely apeshit watching me try to fit an entire samosa in my mouth

[silentwalrus1]

i love this idea that the ancestors are following modern people around like a rappers yes-man as we eat food #‘fucking superb you funky little descendant’

me, standing in front of the burger king counter like the blithering hunger gibbon i am: i’ll have… uhhh… double whopper with fries. thank you. large please

the 500 mongolian tatar and polish jew ghosts behind me: [ERUPT INTO WILD SCREAMING AND HIGH FIVES] 

[pochowek]

can you believe there is a painting of cossacks going hogwild out there that fits this situation perfectly

[recommend]

Proof That Baby Showers Are the Literal Worst (x)

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

The cutest thing about being a science and math enthusiast who’s dating an artist is that they get impressed by the littlest things. I’ll solve the simplest calculus problem and to my gf it’s like I invented math. I’ll explain the most basic concepts of quantum mechanics and my gf will look at me like I’m Erwin Schrödinger himself. It’s so cute how my gf will look at me like I’m some sort of God who is bringing enlightenment to humankind.

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

By extension, I am impressed by the littlest artsy things by gf does. My gf can take things from the real world and just transfer them onto paper like it’s no big deal, when I struggle to draw a proportionate stickman. My gf can look at things and see the beauty in them when to me they’re all just a bunch of atoms strung together. The biggest compliment is when my gf draws me though. I’m so goddamn BEAUTIFUL in their eyes!! Like what?! Gah all this artsy stuff is so complicated to me and they make it look so simple.

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

Wow you guys actually liked this post huh

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

movies have got to stop having a single word for a title it’s fucking with my Google searches

[nargle-impeachment-committee2]

me: *googles the word “inception” so i know how to use it correctly

google:  Inception is a 2010 science fiction action film written, co-produced, and directed by Christopher Nolan, and co-produced by Emma Thomas.

[drivememadd]

local bitch decides to daydream instead of getting a degree

[dankmemeuniversity]

[rosebramblewolf]

humans: awwww the kitty loves the tree look the magic of xmas touches everyone

cat: im gonna eat it

[madd-catter]

@pirate-patton

[colourofoctober]

“Allow cookies to cool for 10-15 minutes”

[afairfight]

The contrast between Tan’s mantra and the rest of the Fab 5’s mantras is sending me.

[rainbowrowell]

Everyone else: 💖👍🏼🌈🙏🏼

Tan: You could try trying.

[bigbardafree]

the thing about being someone who’s never catcalled is that you start to wonder why like is it because im ugly???

and then you realize that youre judging your worth by whether or not you are objectifiable to a man and thats so fucked up like honestly its so fucked up 

but the worst part about the patriarchy is that it still sits at the back of your mind regardless like “nobody thinks youre pretty because they dont see you as a sex object” like somehow thats a desirable thing and it fucks me up

[emmersdrawberry]

You’re either public property or completely invisible.

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

One thing that the older generation really refuses to understand about the younger generation is how little job security a lot of us have. 

I find that a lot of people my age can’t tell their parents about their work problems because the parents will lecture them pointlessly and suggest things that will get them fired. 

“Insist on compensation.” “Tell them you’ll quit if they don’t…” “Go to your boss’s office and demand a raise.” “Report it to…” We will get fired. 

[stephanemiroux]

Especially in an At Will state that can fire you for no reason at all.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Googling doesn’t seem like a skill until you see what elderly, or computer illiterate, folks type in the search bar.

[pc-engine-duo-deactivated201711]

i hope donkey kong walks into my house and smashes a barrel over my head killing me instantly 

[perksofbeingafanboy]

motivation? haven’t heard of her in years how she doin