Fantastically Awkward

[baracknobama]

i hope manners is the next cool trend

[donut-gal98]

ALWAYS REMEMBER YOUR MANNERS

i entered ‘please’ at the checkout of a store and i got a discount :’) 

[fashionistaflower]

damnnnnn what store is this lmao

[donut-gal98]

www.hazylines.com they have really cute stuff 🙊

[snowys1349]

THE CODE ‘THANKYOU’ WORKS AS WELL LMAO I GOT 20% OFF IM DYING

[fashionistaflower]

[c3rvida3]

Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

[sailorbryant]

There are million dollar blockbuster movies that were less entertaining than the rollercoaster this post just took me on. 

[friendly-animals]

Follow me for more cute animals! (:

[cat-memes-only]

[sedlex]

[cantwearhats]

I love this show

[squidwurd]

[24ozsteak]

me: i need to save money

me: (gets paycheck)

me:

[talkdrarrytome]

[titty5]

why do boys always need o know ur bra size?? like u gonna jerk it to 38b?? do u even know what that means?? i could say 6p and theyd probably cum

[saviorownsoul]

give me the 1080p titty

[rebe83]

60fps of titty

[intel-i386-deactivated20160703]

4k 144FPS mega-titty

[thatpunnyguy-deactivated2016051]

6.8 GHz dual core titty

[rackgrade-deactivated20181216]

[thestereotypebuster]

Converse are neither waterproof, nor warm, nor comfortable but dammit if they don’t look good

[thestereotypebuster]

I love my 1920s factory worker shoes

[thestereotypebuster]

My chiropractor says the lack of arch support is ruining my knees

[bob-belcher]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[rahmagical]

what a plot twist

[15billionyears]

Infinite list of favorite Bob’s Burgers moments: 141/∞

s01e10 - “Burger Wars”

[arrghigiveup]

The comments and responses on this post are amazing

[poetry-protest-pornography]

I’m c r y i n g

Oh my godddd

[avocadobananas]

[sogothimdead-deactivated2020060]

[ravensloane]

image of me avoiding all my responsibilities and trying to not let it get to my head so i can chill for a lil while longer without guilt

[ravensloane]

now available in color & with a friend