[fantasy-over-reality]

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[tchaikovskaya]

im unironically very pro-divorce i think its a beautiful thing!

[tchaikovskaya]

like……. having the freedom to legally sever all ties to someone with whomst you no longer have a relationship built on mutual love trust and respect? love that!!!

[neuroticpantomime]

The legalization of no-fault divorce across the US directly correlated with a decline in women’s suicide and with domestic violence, divorce is rad

[fieldbears]

fuck yeah Ability To Divorce

[amanitacaplan]

[asparagays]

[gralixe]

Earthshaker, Stormbringer, Father of Horses, Hail, Perseus Jackson, Son of the Sea God

gouache re-do of this old piece!

[mandatalks]

I just had the best encounter with a child at Kmart. I was in the aisle shopping, and this girl and her dad come around the corner. The girl sees me and excitedly exclaims “There’s a human here!!” to which the father replied “Yes, there’s humans everywhere.”

[just-another-secret-gaygent]

bro do you realize you met aliens

[sheepkind]

not unusual for a kmart

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

what if mayonnaise came in cans

[smeasel]

that would suck because you can’t microwave metal…

[oatsie-deactivated20180119]

good morning to everyone except these two people

[smokefuneral-deactivated2015020]

*at an italian bar with an acoustic guitar*This ones for all my mama mias amd papa pia’s tonight

[accidentallyadoptedazoo]

Not Everything That Crinkles Is a Snack For You - A novel by me, about my pets

[nyxandshion]

Sometimes I Open the Fridge For Me - the thrilling sequel

[heystephen]

wild how people had a lot of feelings about an empty building burning down in paris but when the lives of over a hundred sudanese civilians are taken in a massacre, most of the internet wants to stay mute. y’all cried legit tears over a piece of white history being on fire but turn the other cheek when african lives are being taken violently.

[fantasy-over-reality]

“That wasn’t me”

It started in strange comfort. Unknown and unsure, but the choice was made and in that moment it was okay. But in escalation the doubt crept in. My answer though: steady and unwavering, until it wasn’t. Until the discomfort ranged to far and yet my voice was ignored and found to be humorous. It wasn’t till the moment I realized my displeasure was music to your ears that I calculated risk. No options came to light that ended in relief, so I lay, stunned and blank: terrified. The words slid over your lips with sickening joy and I saw, in your eyes an animal enjoying the torture of your prey. To late. The claws latched and the teeth shred my soul apart, bruises and blood. And those words , “it wasn’t me”, ran over my body violating my very being. But it was you, maybe another part, maybe all you are, but it was undeniably you, a savage animal feeding off my fear, my attempts of rejection. No remorse. No mercy. Moving me as you liked, forcing me to bend to your will. Near the end I heard pleasure in your voice as I slowly lost air, a deadly grip on my head and the sheets strangling my face. But finally, you had taken every morsel of my dignity and I’m sure to you it tasted like sugar, well all I had on my tongue was resentment towards you and myself. Releasing me from your grasp you couldn’t let me go with out one last taste; your tongue stroked my face and I held back tears. I wish I could forget the vicious mauling of my body but you, the animal, the monster, you left a searing scar of a memory. Eyes; wide and electric, a voice, an attempt to confuse and manipulate for your pleasure; “it wasn’t me”. Now I live with those memories, a constant torture of never ending fear and pain.

[billieeilishgifs]

i’m the bad guy, duh

[the-albino-humping-worm]

at da club like

[ageofultron]

[neenarchive]

i just want to be walking down a vast castle hallway at midnight in a beautiful silk gown holding an eleborate candelabra is that too much to ask

[xinminsung]

I’m sorry but this really pisses me off.

Do you have any fucking clue how heave a candelabra is? They are solid brass!!!! There is no fucking way someone could just casually carry one around like that!!!! Get yourself a single taper candle or maybe just a goddamn flashlight! Do you want your arm to fall off?

[neenarchive]

you think that im not also absolutely ripped in my own fantasies?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the only valid corporate twitter account is merriam-webster

[catgirlnailpolish]

And sparknotes. Don’t forget sparknotes.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

give us some sparknotes screenshots then

[pixelenchanter]

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses here are just a few

[grumpycapt]

Neil deGrasse Tyson absolutely slaying on Twitter