shoutout to the stupid fuck who thought this dude was trying to pass off his actual penis as being able to vibrate and glow in the dark
like, he literally JUST said he Doesnt have a bio dick, how are these people so slow to catch on. he's got the strap bruh.
yeah, and? i couldn't give less of a fuck if it's the world's most expensive dildo or the eldritch results of a phalloplasty. there is still nothing there that any homosexual male wants.
















