[kosmogrl]

[weltenwellen]

I Remember The Carrots Ada Limón

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the best piece of relationship advice i ever got was “a relationship isn’t 50/50, it’s 60/40 with each party excited to be the 60”. which to me means that you should be with someone who makes you want to do more, be more, open your heart even wider. why WOULDNT you like making life easier for your loved one(s)?

[probuccalfat]

idk why google is acting like nobody’s ever asked this before

[tockthewatchdog]

[allystruggles]

Having to listen to Lana Del Rey in your gay friends’ cars and pretend it doesn’t sound like an old man trying to read a poem on his deathbed

[midnightinshadow]

[maryoliveoil]

[monster2001]

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[snovolovac]

[alittlekendoll]

arousal! repulsion! arousal! repulsion! arousal! repulsion! arousal! repulsion!

[apartmentstore]

my favourite post in the whole wide world

[probuccalfat]

frankly im surprised you read fanfic, it seems like something you’d make fun of

beautiful chic intelligent women with promising futures like some nerd shit too but nobody asks us. it’s all omg you’re so pretty and you smell so good and you always do the funnest things with all your pretty friends and your hair is so shiny.

[stealingpotatoes]

Do you have any dinluke hc?

i have many but here is one

(commission info // tip jar!)

[sparklebog]

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

[sparklebog]

It's scary to think about babies in an emergency but I guess it's a crazy world out there

Emergency baby

[fuckblast]

[Francisco de Goya]

[stealingpotatoes]

Do you have any dinluke hc?

i have many but here is one

(commission info // tip jar!)

[orange-catsidy]

wow you have dogshit taste (remembers im trying to be nicer to people who like different things) uh i mean, it's beautiful how the breadth of human experience is so wide it encompasses those with good taste and those with dogshit taste