gone for awhile

[mangonetics]

Joe Biden slips up during a speech and accidentally says "everypony" to the entire nation

[ghostbrawl]

you know what? fuck you. (unmagnuses your archives)

[scp-1296]

[commodore65]

[jaubaius]

[bigtiddygandalf]

HE LEETLE FEETSYS

[bigtiddygandalf]

very glad to see this post reduced everyone else mental capacity for communication as well

[vicholas]

Stop telling people in twitter that things already happened in tumblr!!! I wanna see them organize their own dashcon, dont discourage them!!!

[vicholas]

#Whats that startrek thing? First contact protocol? #Just leave them be

[outofcontexterikamoen]

should clown cock be called clock

Clowns don’t actually have human genitalia. If one clown sprays seltzer on a pie and throws it at another clown a new clown appears in a field somewhere.

[spice-ghouls]

cool how this is the website I use as my primary social media platform

[noppokun]

you’re a fucking hamtaro blogger who the fuck cares what you think. stop making political posts and stick to posting hamtaro memes.

Are you mad that I get more pussy than you?

[klefable]

this website is wildly out of control

[catgirlmoriarty]

sky high but it’s about being gay

[ronwilsonbusdriver]

[jakemorph]

use the word “lewd” and i kill you. thansk

[jakemorph]

god i wish you were kinnable 

[screenshotsofdespair]

[onlinepunk]

Some of you need to learn the difference between skinny girls being made to feel insecure about their body from certain people and fat girls being made to feel like their entire life is worthless because of their body size from literally the entire world

[onlinepunk]

People still don’t get the point of this post…….wild

[demilypyro]

she dicked cockily down stairs

[demilypyro]

https://www.paypal.me/emilypyro

[demilypyro]

i actually got two donations and the “keep it up” one was bigger so anyway she penised phalluciously

[official-daft-punk-deactivated2]

ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum

[itchiez-deactivated20221227]

every time i see this text post i forget the ending and every single time it decimates me

[mercifulangel]

i like it when italian italians get mad at italian americans for calling themselves italian

[vacueabissi]

And we are right about it, diocan

[mercifulangel]

whoa mamma mia cunt

[cappuccinobear-cub]

If the only thing you can come up with is "mamma mia cunt" then you sure as hell don't have the Italian culture, porca puttana marcita

[mercifulangel]

ah shit the spaghettios didnt like this one lads

[eclogues]

fuck therapy i’m becoming a knight

[garnetrena]

Pearl ghostwrote this

[eclogues]

mr krab daughter??

[trash-fire-uwu]

no the rock

[eclogues]

dwayne????

[gwyoi]

So do seahorses read fpreg.

[wotsukai-leftlmao]

Why didn’t this one take off

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’m watching this reality show with my brother that’s like a blacksmithing competition and some of these people look exactly like you’d expect blacksmiths to look and others look like the person in movies that blacksmiths would kick out of the tavern.

[leontibarton]

Is it Forged in Fire? Because if it is I totally agree.

[what-even-is-thiss]

It is.

[thelockenessmonster]

There are 2 types of people in this world: blacksmiths and also blacksmiths but they don't look like it

[desertretro]

The funny part is that sometimes it’s the guys that look like blacksmiths that are actually the ones that get sent home

[what-even-is-thiss]

Well it takes more than just a pretty face to forge a knife you know

[kingofthenorth]

THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE SHOWS, but also my family relentlessly mocks the host for being painfully masculine in a seemingly performative sort of way, leading to my dad begging me to make this image: