pasta pizza

i have never met a stephanie before who wasn't annoying and i am not an exception and theres a 100% chance i like you

[bridezillas-deactivated20130208]

Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/

[internet]

[fellnase]

the big brother <3

[willow]

Ummmm I’m sensitive

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

me putting salt and pepper on my damn.. food!

[catasters]

[rider3]

[geminiagent]

WTF??? It hasn’t even been 10 minutes!!!

[orcpiss-deactivated20181220]

[curseworm]

pomegranates are proof that god exists and is a sadist

[curseworm]

would a kind and loving god make the most delicious fruit in the world have the tiniest ratio of flesh vs pith? would evolution produce a fruit whose seeds are meant for dispersal, yet are encased in an impenetrable leathery rind? god is real and god hates us

[obamasmomjeans]

Maybe we just need to evolve horse-like teeth

[curseworm]

i dontt want you to say that

[liz-cat-meow-deactivated2020011]

me , in any public place : Who Here Has A Crush On Me ?

[caturday]

[unshaped]

wasn’t expecting this

[ghostgloom-blog]

but arent you glad it hapened

[lokiarrty]

its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS

[puppygamer]

[zooiboo]

me remembering all of the personal information I’ve shared with ppl I no longer talk to:

[fugoh]

how y'all think petitions work

biden: sir……..the Teens want to change the national economy to communism obama: oh no…..how many signatures are there biden: sir there’s…there’s 100,000 obama: *sheds a tear* then it seems we have no choice…..comrade

[green-graves]

[kazuhiramiller]

[sadnegro]

[ububububu-archive-blog]

Sometimes your titties are out, sometimes theyre not

[brucebocchi]