memerology

sun 6th/moon 1st/venus 7th/mars 10 sagittarius rising 💕🌼 THIS IS A MEME ASTROLOGY AESTHETIC SOMETIMES ANIME BLOG

[daily-spooky]

[fappinggeek]

IM CONVINCED, CONVINCED THAT MY SAGITTARIUS RISING IS WHAT MAKES ME LOOK GOOD WHEN I DON'T EVEN TRY AND HAVE THE MESSIEST HAIR. BECAUSE WHEN ITS KEPT IT JUST DOES NOT LOOK RIGHT. HOW AM I- SUPPOSED TO LOOK PROFESSIONAL WITH THIS HORSE ASS ASCENDANT LIKE NEIGH NEIGH BITCH.

[fappinggeek]

People like to say that Virgos are the biggest complainers, but have you ever worked with Leos?? Virgos will only complain once it has built up Leos will complain about how their alarm sounded different in the morning.

my sag moon and rising had enough of the negativity. 

[excusing]

Romanticizing people is something that’s really, really dangerous. And I will tell you why.

When you romanticize someone, what you’re basically doing is ignoring their cons, or even building them up to be pros. And when you love someone, that can be true. Things you wouldn’t like about someone else can become something you love about them. But that’s not what I’m talking about here. I’m talking about making someone something they’re not. 

It’s not fair to them and it’s not fair to you. When you ignore or feticize these people’s bad parts, you make them into something they aren’t. You make them into something you may love, but also something they can’t live up to, and so it will inevitably lead to unhappiness on both sides. They can’t be anyone but who they are (and they are perfect in and of themselves), and you can’t love them the way they are. Not unless you accept their goods and bad parts as they are, without altering how you see them.

tl;dr: love people for who they are, not who you think they are or have the potential to be.

[fappinggeek]

I remember dating capricorn men in the past and sending them memes of capricorn men. They would always get offended and proceed to say that's not how they are and then acted just like the meme for the rest of the relationship.

* read the tags *

[fappinggeek]

Hi!! Can I get a memesthetic please!! I'm a Cap sun, Aries moon, Aquarius rising/mars/venus and Sag mercury. I freaaaaking love your blog btw ❤

Hell yeah after I finish lounging. Just putting this up so I know who is next.

[fappinggeek]

Memesthetic = @whisk-to-the-neck

Scorpio sun & venus, virgo moon, cancer rising, libra mercury

(Hope you enjoy!!! I also fucks with your placements)

[fappinggeek]

bless, your memesthetics are so fun. if you’ve got time/space/mental&emotional energy could you make one for the garbage fire that is my chart? scorp sun & venus (ripppp), virgo moon, cancer rising, leo mars, libra mercury

Thank you for being considerate about my time/space/mental and emotional energy. Idk if I ever made you one I do t think I have but I willlllllll just putting this up to know who's I'm doing. Ahhhhhh carpal tunnel

[fappinggeek]

“don’t you hate when girls......”

me: uhhhh.... Actually I hate when people generalize toxic behaviors  to a gender so no I don’t hate when girls do whatever you think they all do. 

[nosez-moved]

im not a people pleaser anymore im a huge cunt now

[anarchogay]

me after setting one (1) boundary

[fappinggeek]

Am I actively sharing chain posts 

Yes 

Am I avoiding all the meme aesthetics I have pending because there are so much and its overwhelming 

also yes 

[jupitersmusings]

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

[overlord-fire-bubble]

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

[imlej-deactivated20201207]

Good things are happening 🧿

Things that are meant to be are falling into place 🧿

[spid3rfemme]

Good things are and will keep happening for me. Everything is falling into place🧿

[oceanabylonianshell-deactivated]

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

[thehotstrangeryoullneverseeagain]

GUYS A MIRACLE HAPPENED OMG

[thehotstrangeryoullneverseeagain]

THREE MIRACLES HAPPENED ?????

[oceanabylonianshell-deactivated]

A MIRACLE HAPPENED FOR ME TOP. IM HOPING FOR MORE.

[billbenbev-deactivated20200214]

Reblogging for a miracle

[godesstarot]

Please and thank you

[fappinggeek]

here goes to hoping for a miracle 

[fappinggeek]

*Christian/catholic handing me a jesus pamphlet*

Me: oh no thank you I already know about cristian mythology.. not a big fan but have a great day!

[fappinggeek]

*has 63 unfinished birthchart interpretations*

Also me when I meet a new person: can I do your birthchart?

[fappinggeek]

We were reading Oedipus in my dramatic literature class and all I could think of was the spongebob manic episode.

[aloneandforsakenbyfateandbyman]

 Zorita was a 1940s burlesque dancer known for performing spectacular acts with her two pet boa constrictors, Elmer and Oscar. 

 She married at age 15 to escape an abusive stepfather, but that relationship fell apart. Desperate for income, she began working at a nudist colony at age 17. There, she met a snake charmer who gifted her the boas and she began performing in nightclubs with them.

 Her act was called ‘The Consummation of the Wedding of the Snake.‘ She described the storyline as such:  “A gorgeous young maiden is going to be sold into slavery to an ugly old man. Instead, she dances with a snake, gets bitten, and dies.”  

 After performances, she would visit restaurants and diners with her snakes; sitting them down next to her and feeding them crumbs of food.

 She was arrested several times for indecent exposure, and got in trouble with police for leading a 10-ft long bull snake through the streets with a leash. Zorita didn’t mind, calling it “good publicity.” 

 Spectators in clubs were often afraid of her snakes. One frightened man even pulled a gun on Zorita during her act. Sometimes, she would bring the children of other performers on the floor, and then threaten to throw her snakes at spectators unless they paid the child.

 Zorita was a bisexual who was often accompanied on tours by her girlfriends. She claimed that although she stripped for men, she loved women more.

 She retired in 1974 to breed Persian cats, and died at the full age of 86.