Norway this is a depression meal
This should tell you everything about Norway you need to know.
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Norway this is a depression meal
This should tell you everything about Norway you need to know.
thatâs it. thatâs the comic
Im so used to seeing negative artist comics. this is refreshing!
I-IâŠ. this was unexpected
I literally said âWait, what?â
Unrealistic. Blocked
9k for your ugly malnourished friesian babies?? no thanksÂ
It looks like a thestrall.
Your mental health is not an excuse to be nasty to people.
Help me Father for I am weak and also an idiot.
Rations for various RPG Races
[[ Source. Original creator: wats6831. Additional information and images linked under each one. ]]
Universal:
Homemade artisan herb bread, home grown and dried apples and prunes, uncured beef sausage, munster cheese. Made a small bag from cheesecloth and tied it closed.
Discussion thread here.
Dwarf:
Garlic chicken livers, smoked and peppered cheese, spiced pork sausages, hard tack, dried vegetables, dried wild mushrooms.
Discussion thread here.
Elf:
Top left to right: Evereskan Honey Comb, Elven Travel Bread (Amaretto Liquer Cake with custom swirls), Lurien Spring Cheese (goat cheese with garlic, salt, spices and shallots), Delimbyr Vale Smoked Silverfin (Salmon), Honey Spiced Lichen (Kale Chips), and Silverwood Pine Nuts.
Discussion thread here.
Halfling:
From upper left: âHoneytackâ Hard tack honey cakes, beef sausage, pork sausage mini links, mini whole wheat toast, cranberry cheddar cheese mini wedge, mini pickles, pumpkin and sunflower seeds, lower right is my homemade âtravel cakeâ muesli with raisins, golden prunes, honey, eggs and cream.
Discussion thread here.
Half-Orc:
Wrapped in cheesecloth and tied in burlap package. Forest strider drumsticks, molasses sweet wheat bread âblack strapâ, aged Munster, hard boiled eggs, mixed wild nuts.
Discussion thread here.
Orc:
Orcs arenât known for their great cuisine. Orcs prefer foods that are readily available (whatever can be had by raiding), and portable with little preparation, though they have a few racial delicacies. Toughs strips of lean meat, bones scavenged from recent kills, and dark coarse bread make up the bulk of common orc rations.Fire roasted rothe femur (marrow is a rare treat) [beef femur], Strips of dried meat (of unknown origin) [homemade goose jerky], foraged nuts, only edible by orcsâŠ.nut cracker tusks [brazil nuts], coarse black bread, made with whatever grains can be pillaged [black sesame bread], Pungent peppers [Habanero peppers stuffed with smoked fish and olives].
More images here. Discussion thread here.
Gnome:
Pan fried Delimbyr smelt, spiced goat cheese (paprika crusted hand pressed Fontina), Gnome shortbread (savory pistachio), glass travel jar filled with Secomber Red (wine), hard boiled quail eggs packed in rolled oats (to keep safe), dried figs from Calimshan, and Southwood smoked goat sausage (blood sausage).
More images here. Discussion thread here.
Lizardfolk:
Lizardfolk are known to be omnivores, forage for a surprising variety of foods found within the confines of their marshy environs, in this case the Lizard Marsh near Daggerford. Fresh caught boiled Delimbyr Crayfish on wild chives, coastal carrageen moss entrapping estuary brine shrimp (irish moss, dried brine shrimp), Brackish-Berries (blackberries), Blackened Dart-Frog legs (frog legs) on spring sprouts (clover sprouts), roasted bog bugs on a stick!
More images here. Discussion thread here.
Drow:
From top left: Menzoberranzan black truffle rothe cheese (Black Knight Tilsit), Donigarten Moss Snails (Escargot in shallot butter sauce), Blind cave fish caviar in mushroom caps (Lumpfish caviar), faerzress infused duck egg imported from the surface Realms (Century egg), Black velvet ear fungus (Auricularia Black Fungus Mushroom).
More images here. Discussion thread here.
Drow will also eat A Fucking Rock if itâs goth enough
Some great ideas for a RPG themed buffet dinner party right there
âThe North Pole is in the ocean, how can Santaâs workshop be there?â
The answer is simple - he has an underwater base and his workshop is the lost city of Atlantis. You fool. You bloody imbecile. Why didnât you think about that?
Iâm pretty sure the North Pole is an ice sheet:
It might be melting, but itâs still there. For now.
Iâm listening to my boyfriendâs soft breathing over the phone right now. This is the third night in a row that heâs fallen asleep talking to meâŠ
This is what I want. For the rest my life.
Okay, now heâs snoring. -_-
Iâm listening to my boyfriendâs soft breathing over the phone right now. This is the third night in a row that heâs fallen asleep talking to me...
This is what I want. For the rest my life.
Did I ever tell you all about the time a kid in my high school literally pretended to drink a thing of Windex so the teachers would panic and send him to the hospital and he wouldnât have to take the test
Alrighty here is the Windex Kid Story:
We had this HUGE test that day. There was a big party the night before and we were all so exhausted; I donât think Iâve ever been in a more tired and unprepared class. I include myself in this, as I was making interval trips to the bathroom because I ate so much sugar the night before that I was throwing up the whole next day. Needless to say, we didnât want to do the test and literally looked and felt like zombies. Girls were crying, boys were laying on the floor sweating profusely. It was weird and gross.
So there was this boy, the Windex Kid. I think his name was Jed or something. He was this really quiet boy who always was reading and didnât make much of an impression until The Day. Five minutes before the test, in the cafeteria, he took the Windex bottle from the cleaning closest, emptied it and poured his blue Gatorade in it. Put it in his backpack and we went into the classroom, not really paying attention to what he did a minute prior.
It was all quite grand and not unlike a movie scene. The test is about to start. We all are ready to fail and our grades to crash for the semester. Iâm ready to vomit again. Windex Kid stands up says in a loud voice âFUCK THIS TESTâ and proceeded to drink the Gatorade out of the Windex bottle.
Naturally, it looks just Ike Windex and the teacher panics, thinking a kid just poisoned himself in her class. She calls 911 in a panic. The ambulance comes. We all get sent home early as heâs taken to the hospital where they would soon discover that all there was was Gatorade in his stomach. He was a real hero; he took a bullet for the team. His legacy is still spoken about in that school, my younger brother confirms. Afterwards, he slipped back into oblivion and his books. His glimmer of fame vanished into the darkness, not unlike himself.
I still think about him sometimes and wonder what heâs doing with his life. Iâm sure whatever it is, itâs fantastic.
tv is for boring ordinary people i a creative wear a fedora and read a sophisticated book (peter pan by j.m barrie)Â {x}
creative people are johnny depp
snobs are the worst.
okay but look at all the other ones, holy shit
normal people enjoy nature and the world around them. creative people apparently donât even pay attention to the creative works they claim to enjoy (because that guy is somehow simultaneously an elf, a hobbit, AND a wizard).
ordinary people do fun activities with their siblings. creatives engage in offensive racial stereotyping.
look I think of myself as a creative person and never in my life have I hallucinated dragons cooking my food seriously what the everloving fuck
What in the Christ is this
What the fuck is that mutant hobbit doing with Gandalfâs staff
This is gross
Geology field shenanigans
All true. All witnessed. No regrets.
Respected professor shakes fist at mountain and dares it to erupt
17 inappropriate ways to wear a hi-vis vest
Everything is 20% muscovite
The double-backwards hammer flip
Putting a fawn in a backpack and carrying it round all day
Food tastes of dirt because too much actual dirt in mouth
Spontaneous outdoors group nudity with sheep skulls to protect modesty
Reversing sheep out of canyons
Doing makeup in the mirror on your compass
Bandaging an arterial bleed with a handkerchief
If I can take it up a 4wd track, then it must be a 4wd!
Puppies ate my rockhammer and the house-cow ate my bra
Whereâs [phd student]? *everyone just silently points up*
Killing a stoat with a rockhammer in front of fifteen second years and scarring them for life
Transit van mosh pits
âWhy are you yelling? I burned my pubes, isnât that punishment enough?â
The underwater naked strike and dip
Tent flooding ending in six people sharing one double bed
Dessert sandwiches
Unexpected bulls in unexpected places
Spontaneous a capella outbreak of âWonderwallâ followed by â⊠*tiny voice* but I hate that song?â
Butt-shuffling down hills that are too steep
Being the *second* person across the wasp-infested log
Back-rub circles
Handlens unscrewing and falling apart in the middle of a river
Field selfies #geology4lyfe
Fault gouge smeared over face
âThatâs not yoga, THIS is yoga!â *falls on face*
Accidentally mapping river gravels for two hours and getting lost
*rock falls out of cliff* *twenty people silently take one step left in unison*
I AM THE GOD OF STRATIGRAPHY!
Duct-taping your boots back together every morning
Not enough coloured pencils
Sharing water bottles
If I throw my rockhammer at this, will it stick?
âI swear, I can SEE Milankovitch cycles!â âOkay Iâm cutting you off.â
Cross-sections: kink or busk?
âYou know when youâve got to The Knob because you donât see any action for three hours.âÂ
katie this is importantwhen you say fawn ⊠like a deer? really? COOL
Yes, a deer. A three-day-old baby deer. It was a terrible idea. When the students rocked back up to the field station with it, we told them off for stock rustling, took it to the farmer who was like, what the fuck am I going with that, Iâll have to cut its throat and use it for dog meat, and we were like, uh, no, so we took it to the SPCA, who were DELIGHTED.Â
I THOUGHT A âFAWNâ WAS SOME KIND OF OBSCURE GEOLOGICAL TERM I DIDNâT UNDERSTAND
YOU PUT A BABY DEER IN A BACKPACK
More geology field shenanigans!
Respected professor claims our hydrochloric acid solution is less acidic than coca cola. We dare him to drink it. HE DOES.
Hiking up a mountain on crutches. âYOLO!â
Painting Cambrian-age trilobite fossils with nail polish.
Creepy abandoned fishing villages. So many creepy abandoned fishing villages.
Student finds brachiopod fossils in an outcrop behind said creepy abandoned fishing village. Respected professor gasps and squeaks âBrachiopods??!?â and goes tearing off up a hill to find them.
Students collect so many rock samples that we can no longer see the floor of the 15 passenger van. The van floor begins to develop its own stratigraphy.
Racing the roadside moose in the 15 passenger van.
Respected professor takes both hands off of the wheel of the moving van to get a picture of the moose. Panic ensues.
Mapping an island with nothing but a Brunton compass, a field notebook, and the largest bottle of fireball whiskey money can buy.
Respected Professor singing along to âMan-Eating Trilobiteâ
Entire class goes to local bar and wonât stop singing local drinking song for about a week.
That one vegan student that survives off of french fries for a month.
Stealing rock samples from National Parks
Straddling the moho
Licking the moho
Peeing on mantle peridotite just to see if it fizzes
Using the same pocket knife for everything. Eating. Scratching rocks. Removing splinters. Seriously, itâs gross.
Hiking down a river only to discover the water level is MUCH HIGHER than anticipated
Nearly drowning in said river but damn it you kept your electronics DRY
âItâs not safe to drink the water. So everyone gets 2 beers per mealâ.
Fitting the entire class into a single hot tub
Every lobster is named Jack Daniels. It is known.
That one âChinese Canadian Fusionâ restaurant
*DID* IT FIZZ?
my husband was once Responsible Adult on a geology field course and the highlight was when I was calling him and it was like
Dr Glass: Oh, an undergradâs just thrown his compass into the sea.
Me: is that⊠part of the exercise?
Dr Glass: *nonjudgmentally* wellâŠ
(an unearthly, animal roar is heard over the phone)
Dr Glass: Ah, now heâs going into the sea.
Me: âŠTo get the compass?
Dr Glass: I think he just wants the sea to take him.
(a peaceable, nonjudgmental silence follows, with distant splashing)
Dr Glass: Well, I think Iâll go get him now.
I wanna know the lyrics to âMan-Eating Trilobiteâ.
I can totally understand using the same knife for everything⊠as a theater technician, my Leatherman is quite versatileâŠ