I like when someone invents a new and disturbing way to Decorate Wrong
Feels like this is a great way to sober someone up

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I like when someone invents a new and disturbing way to Decorate Wrong
Feels like this is a great way to sober someone up
"No, I can't be starting my period... I must have eaten something. It can't have been a month already." <- Guy who's starting his period
"Oh shit... my stomach feels weird, my nose has been extra sensitive, my skin is acting different... must be that time of the month" <- Werewolf who pays attention to this kind of shit
quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.
Well currently theyâre in a tumblr post but I see your point
we're actually in a youtube video if this turns out to be funny enough
Nice!
very much in the spirit of the Millennium Falcon held together with glup shitto glue
#perfect likeness #what a heap of junk (via @tarvek-sturmvoraus)
Iâm gonna propose âI guess you havenât read the silmarillion then :/â as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if itâs not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion
This is the polar opposite of this:
if someone is selling womens underpants and they're calling them "boxer briefs" or "boy shorts" and the underpants in question do not cover BOTH of your ENTIRE ASS CHEEKS, you should be allowed to either sue or kill them
you can't trick me. I know what most boys shorts do, and that is cover BOTH of their ENTIRE ASS CHEEKS, unless they specifically go out of their way to acquire Extra Sexy Underpants
middle finger emoji
Live-action comedy short film about a wildlife researcher's repeated, increasingly cartoonish failed attempts to tag members of a particular rare species for study, and their burgeoning paranoia that it's the same specific bird every time. There is no explicit textual confirmation whether they're correct.
You can really tell which people in the notes have worked with birds.
Are you like the only guy who hasnât been in Jerusalem this weekend? still one of the funniest beats in Scripture
While they were talking and discussing together, Jesus himself drew near and went with them. But their eyes were kept from recognizing him. And he said to them, âWhat is this conversation that you are holding with each other as you walk?â And they stood still, looking sad. Then one of them, named Cleopas, answered him, âAre you the only visitor to Jerusalem who does not know the things that have happened there in these days?â (Luke 24:15-18)
If anyone thinks Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor one of the first things he did after coming back from literal death is disguise himself as Some Guy, walk up to his traumatized followers who just watched him tortured to death, and go "Sup guys. Did something happen?"
gannets diving for fish. Iâm hoping the colours wonât be streaky, itâs just so hard to tell at this stage đ
sold
the streaks follow the water flow 𼚠I am so pleased with the colour and the way the water slightly obscures the fish and gannets.
(and hereâs the inside)
I present my King of Attolia egg
Feat. Gen with his wineskin on the crenulations, the lillies of attolia, Costisâ ten cups, and the coin from the coin toss (thatâs the bigger dots on top)
Zoozve, my beloved
everything perturbs everything and it's lovely
THE CRAZY BASTARD PULLED IT OFF!
Because Catholicism and by extension Christianity are so big and normal I don't think a lot of people consider how strange the Vatican is just conceptually. Like yeah in the capital of a long-dead empire there's an opulent temple district that acts as it's own sovereign nation, still speaking the dead language of that empire for their rituals, ruled by a prophet-king chosen by a secret conclave of the high priesthood. Yeah his followers eat a lot of fish in the spring.
preserving tags from @/why-bless-your-heart but yeah. as a Catholic I can confirm
Very important to add that the dead empire persecuted the practitioners of the faith that this Vicar leads in unimaginably violent and horrifying ways on a mind-boggling scale. And yet here it sits, victorious.
TIL that a cat once co-authored a physics paper. In 1975, a physicist had just finished writing a paper and was ready to publish but realized that he had used âweâ instead of âIâ throughout, despite being the sole author. Not wanting to edit the paper, he listed his cat, Chester, as a co-author.
via http://ift.tt/2pvbu4c
This is the cat, by the way:Â
I trust him
Ok but the best part is, physicists loved the joke. When people called the authorâs university and he wasnât available, theyâd ask to speak with the co-author instead. The author issued a limited number of copies of the article signed by both authors. (Chesterâs was obviously a pawprint.) And to this day, physics papers will often have F.D.C Willard (Felix Domesticus, Chester Williard [Willard was the authorâs fatherâs name]) mentioned in the footnotes thanking his âuseful contributions to the discussionâ.
I am not "ignoring my limits" I am full of knighthood it's different I swear
actually, the central romance of Music Man makes more sense if Harold Hill is wildly desirable, floats from town to town selling the Brooklyn Bridge on the strength of his charisma and how much everyone wants to fuck him.
mostly because that means when he shows up in river city and hears that Marian the Librarian seduced a secure and permanent position out of the elderly town miser, he would think: ah, another creature like me.
(not that âsadder and wiser girlâ isnât a phenomenal song on its own, but it takes on a different tenor if itâs game recognizing game rather than HH just refusing to go after nice, church-going girls.)
plus, leaning into that characterization would mean that marian is sadder and wiser, did in fact befriend (or seduce) specifically to have access to books and then later, to keep accessing them; sheâs a con man too, just on a lesser scale due to lack of opportunity.
romance between two people who think of sex as largely a way of getting what you want, except that one of them likes to read, and the other can play the piano by ear.
alsoâŚ.who are we kidding when it comes to her ââlittle brotherââ Winthrop.
#letâs all be honest: marian and her mother left to âhelp out a cousin in Chicagoâ and then came back with a baby     #marian only ever referred to this baby as her brother. mrs. paroo only ever called him her son.     #but if you were the family doctor. or maybe someone who knows a little bit about gestational math and menopausal women.     #you might have some follow up questions.     #anyway stay tuned for other hot takes about this american musical from the 1960s. Â
âWhatâs the other thing Iâm entitled to know?â
[Harold Hill gazes meaningfully at Marian, then looks back to Winthrop]
âWell, the other thingâs none of your business, come to think of it.â
coworker: hey you should come look at the results of a ph test for a customerâs water
me: Iâm king of busy rn
coworker: no really just come here
the ph test:
my honest reaction:
I dont k ow what OP is testing for or what most of the table says but whatever water they've sampled it has the same PH levels as seawater and there's enough mineral content for stalagmites to form inside the sample container. If line 2 is nitrates- the stuff produced by dead junk- then there's enough of it to make them sick.
So like. Whatever this is, and I hope to God it isn't someone's tap water, then as far as my untrained brain can tell, it is reading as a sample pulled from an unfiltered saltwater fish tank that someone filled with street gravel and didn't clean for a month.
Or like. The groundwater well behind an abandoned farm house in Missouri that hasn't been touched since 1953, possibly after a raccoon fell inside it
This is the kind of water you'd read about in an old dead British guy's expedition journal in an entry dated two days before the entire party died of dysentery
IT GETS WORSE
OH MY SWEET CHRIST
How on earth do you confuse, or actively choose, to use MINERAL WATER instead of tap/fresh water???
saving this from the comments because it made me laugh but. but Iâm not so sure based on some of OPâs clarification that this is a cichlid tank. That might the the one saving grace if it is though
they were tetras