Ever Seen A Milking Machine?

My Pitt sideblog where I post stuff I don’t want to take responsibility for on main

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Robby buys Whitaker delicate lace panties just so he can rip them off and stuff them in his boy’s mouth to keep him quiet while he fucks him.

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I’m currently osculating between writing rabbot kink smut and a crashberry rom com in my notes app and I can’t focus on either long enough to realistically finish them.

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Robby did the same double take move when he saw Abbot with his tits out as he did when he saw Whitaker eat half a hot dog in one bite.

Which could mean nothing

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bitches be like "i love writing fanfiction" and then constantly second guess themselves because what if they're not good enough what if it's cringe what if no one likes it what if people laugh when they see it what if i mischaracterized someone what if i didn't tag it properly what if what if what if

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do you guys remember when "OMGG WHAT IF ROBBY GIVES WHITAKER HIS NEW BADGE" was just a fun hucklerobby fan theory and then it. then it actually happened. on screen. really great work earlier today, doctor. and their fingers brushed when robby handed it over. you can just call me whitaker. // not a chance, you earned that. I'm proud of you.

guys just rewatch it and remember. top to fucking bottom all of it is insane. "I'm not finished yet" and "shh" and dennis's immediate "sorry." robby saying it's important to have boundaries and then IMMEDIATELY crossing them with his INTERN. dennis who so readily accepts. the hucklerabbot sneak. "if I don't come back" and the shaky little "okay?" from dennis as his face drops.

this entire scene is fucking INSANE because even completely forgetting about hucklerobby as a ship, these two characters have a canonically weird, toxic, boundary crossing dynamic. like I'm creaming my fucking pants here. that's not even mentioning the fact that the shot that makes robby backtrack is of dennis stuffing a weiner down his throat like LMAO

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Whitaker talks a big game to Jack and Robby about his experience in the bedroom when they fist get together. Of course he’s had a threesome before. Sure, he’s done plenty of kinky stuff. He certainly hasn’t internalized a ton of shame about his sexuality and sex in general from his strict religious upbringing, what are you talking about?

His posturing crumbles instantly the first time Jack puts him on his knees and calls him a dirty little slut and he bursts into tears and locks himself in the bathroom.

[puppiegracie]

cannot get over robby JOSTLING him. they hate when you serve wide-eyed sad neglected puppy getting jostled by his hot older boss

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robby and dennis have so much sex that they end up ordering a bigger bottle of lube that just happens to have a pump dispenser. the first time robby uses it, muscle memory kicks in and he tries to rub it into his hands like hand sanitizer

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The Professor was Whitaker’s gay awakening send tweet

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[puppiegracie]

no because genuinely we are not crazy enough about this moment. robby why are you GRIPPING him like damn. ain't nobody gonna take him away from u.