Miranda Darlington

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[athletically-pleasing]

fashionistaxattacks​:

Originally posted by jicknoncs

oh boy…deal.

Goes without saying they need to respond so you know they got it.

[fashionistaxattacks]

well I got one response back...

[xoxowisteriaog]

Miranda [txt]: James

[txt] what about James?

[fashionistaxattacks]

[txt]: that is all...

[txt]: I'm so sorry.

[athletically-pleasing]

fashionistaxattacks​:

Originally posted by thebooklife

what’s the dare Mr. Stuart…?

I’ll have to make this good.  Text two people at random the name of your crush with zero context.

[fashionistaxattacks]

oh boy...deal.

[athletically-pleasing]

fashionistaxattacks​:

Originally posted by buffysummers

uh oh…I hope it’s nothing too bad…

Depends on your definition of bad.  I don’t think so.

[fashionistaxattacks]

what's the dare Mr. Stuart...?

[athletically-pleasing]

@code-granny while I hate the idea of spending less time with you, because obviously you’re my first choice… I know that’s against the rules of the game.  So I’ll go with @fashionistaxattacks​ and @greenteedelight​ to round us out.

[fashionistaxattacks]

uh oh...I hope it's nothing too bad...

[fashionistaxattacks]

made and wearing this dress in honor of the potluck. I brought some brownies in and now I have free space with my blanket to sit on.

[fashionistaxattacks]

(from James) [TXT MSG]: that phone call was weird. are you drunk?

[txt]: No sir..

[txt]: okay maybe a little tipsy...but I was just following the rules of the dare.

[athletically-pleasing]

fashionistaxattacks​:

[txt]: I think I’ll be fine

[txt]: You haven’t been victimized by the games yet? You’re lucky.

[txt]: if your lonely or bored…I wouldn’t mind at all if you joined me.

[TXT MSG]: I might have been sent one. [TXT MSG]: I’d have to check though.  I get a lot of texts. [TXT MSG]: well I’m currently with a bunch of the guys from the football team [TXT MSG]: if you’re bored though I can come find you

[fashionistaxattacks]

[txt]: yeah text messages are flying off the charts tonight.

[txt]: oh no, it's okay. I don't want to interrupt guy time.

[fashionistaxattacks]

(from James) [TXT MSG]: that phone call was weird. are you drunk?

[txt]: No sir..

[txt]: okay maybe a little tipsy...but I was just following the rules of the dare.

[fashionistaxattacks]

[txt]: I think I'll be fine

[txt]: You haven't been victimized by the games yet? You're lucky.

[txt]: if your lonely or bored...I wouldn't mind at all if you joined me.

[fashionistaxattacks]

(from James) [TXT MSG]: that phone call was weird. are you drunk?

[txt]: No sir..

[txt]: okay maybe a little tipsy...but I was just following the rules of the dare.

[fashionistaxattacks]

Dare - Call someone on the phone and just tell them a Halloween joke – no greeting or anything.

ring...

ring...

Why don’t mummies take time off? They’re afraid to unwind.

click.

@athletically-pleasing

[fashionistaxattacks]

Got inspired to make a Halloween dress. Ain't it cute!? I'm ready for a night of fun at the party! Find me wearing a Cindy Lou-Who outfit that I made!

[hailsatanandprada]

Miranda [txt]: HELP

[txt]: I'm going to need help on a fashionable work out outfit for a date. ASAP and I need your beautiful mind

[txt]: does this involve shopping or do I get to throw the things I hate out of your wardrobe?

[fashionistaxattacks]

[txt]: yes and maybe...depends on if I hate it as well.

[hailsatanandprada]

[txt]: sold

[txt]: when is your date?

[txt]: also is he a gym bro (aka it has to be good workout gear) or just a random gym goer (aka the gear can just be cute)

[fashionistaxattacks]

[txt]: he didn't specify when exactly...but he called it a date.

[txt]: definitely a gym bro, have you seen his social media???

[hailsatanandprada]

Miranda [txt]: HELP

[txt]: I'm going to need help on a fashionable work out outfit for a date. ASAP and I need your beautiful mind

[txt]: does this involve shopping or do I get to throw the things I hate out of your wardrobe?

[fashionistaxattacks]

[txt]: yes and maybe...depends on if I hate it as well.

[buildinglennychadwick]

Hot or Not: Miranda

In my opinion, Not.  But someone else could totally disagree and bunch me in the face for saying not.  It’s all about perspective.   @fashionistaxattacks

[fashionistaxattacks]

Thank you for being honest. It really doesn't bother me at all. Everyone's taste is different

[fashionistaxattacks]

why did I agree to go to the gym, to just get my butt kicked? Someone help...I can't move.

[fashionistaxattacks]

“Right, but some people aren’t like you Danny.” she spoke and then prepared herself to get hoisted up. It wasn’t graceful but she didn’t mind it either way just as long as she wasn’t lying on the floor anymore. She used as much strength as she could, still wincing from the stretch of the muscles. Miranda clung to Danny for a moment and when she had her balance she released her death grip on him “Some people are truly the devil and will leave others on their ass.” smiling at the male, she patted his shoulder and squeezed it gently “Again, thank you friend...now to lick my wounds in my own home.” she laughed lightly. 

[fashionistaxattacks]

why did I agree to go to the gym, to just get my butt kicked? Someone help...I can't move.

[fashionistaxattacks]

Miranda kept to the floor for a moment, looking up at Danny, her literal savoir. Her body hurt and she was going to curse her trainer to the day they died. She blew out a breath as the male held out his hands and she braced herself. Keeping her feet on the ground and raising her arms to his, she winced "Seriously Danny, bless your soul. I owe you big time."

[extremelywicked-shockinglyevil]

fashionistaxattacks​:

Originally posted by osvaldrps

“That outfit is glorious!”

Right?  Isn’t this top amazing?

[fashionistaxattacks]

it gives me so many ideas, especially for a Halloween outfit.