[eggsdoodz]

ily <3

[ampervadasz]

[harvard-dad-deactivated20180911]

The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses

[thyrell]

no witnesses if youre bad enough at parallel parking

[aidashakur]

Should’ve left me alone if I wasn’t what you wanted

[amargedom]

“Nothing goes away. Not on its own. You deal with it, or it deals with you.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer, Here I Am (via goodreadss)

[sobeitjayt]

Are you happy with your current penis size

you tryna sell me a new dick

[afairfight]

Lauren (feat. Normani’s hand) 

[kieljamespatrick]

[probablyygay]

Can’t wait to get wine drunk with my future wife all the time

[bey]

You gotta date someone u can have fun at a grocery store with

[wuhgee]

im tired i wanna go home to you

[latenights]

“You’re my girl” is my fav thing. Like yes I am. You’re right. Say it again.

[damostnotdalessa]

passionately kissing in the dark in total silence is a fucking mood

[lesbicasentimental]

I just want to live with the girl I’m in a committed relationship with, travel with her, go on cute picnics, slow dance the nights away in our living room and never stop falling in love with each other

[obezyanka-nol]

[serotnin]

yeah i have a double major in gay and stupid

[marisatomay]

when i come across a fic with a long, lowercase title (perhaps with parentheses) that’s over 20k words and only one chapter