brain rotting at 300km/hr

aster | they/them | 23 motogp sideblog of @gay-victorian-astronomer

[sicar26]

[kingofthering]

[multiseb21]

every time he crashes ktm makes him spend his free time working shifts to pay back the damages. very sad

[multiseb21]

his bike died again so they’re making him work to pay for the repairs even though it wasn’t his fault. very sad!

[multiseb21]

he finished the race this time and they’re still making him spend his summer break working. very sad!

[366kmph]

what are they doing to him.....

[lost-gp]

the undisputed king of the ring!!!!

[kingofthering]

First half of the 2026 MotoGP season : quiz time

Hi friends, I made a quick multiple choices quiz (10 questions) about what happened between Buriram and Sachsenring.

To participate, you don't need an account and simply need to click on one of the following links : Game n°1 - Game n°2 [use the second one once the first is full]

If you want to see what you remember about the 2025 season, I have a longer quiz (20 questions) available here.

[moonshynecybin]

(x)

[moonshynecybin]

crying. well he did try to do that to be fair like rather famously he did try to shake his hand but (x)

[moonshynecybin]

davide tardozzi calls rosquez reunion ​‘SOMETHING OF A MISSION FOR MYSELF’ at 2026 WDW (x, x)

[happydivorce]

the first thing u need to understand about athletes is that they are cringe losers bc they skipped school in hopes of never having to work a real job. the second thing you need to understand abt athletes is that they are first and foremost workers whose years of lucrative labour are capped by the very real limit that the strain of that selfsame work puts on their bodies which means they retire at an age before most people's careers even really take off and are expected to get by for the rest of their lives on the money they earned those few years. the third thing you need to understand is that they want to fuck their coworker.

[godsworstson]

pecco at wdw 2026!!

[sage-daze]

Alex was asked to describe people in one word…

And Marc?

"Marc... I don't know; in one word, I’d say 'my brother'."

And Alex?

"Marc's brother."

[rise-ha]

Casey be like, didn't he used to come up to my neck?

[inchidentofftrack]

australians when you ask them to name a musical instrument

[sammyche]

marc signing his little 2 years contract

[russquez]

SUICIDE POSTPONED FOR TWO MORE YEARS

[moonshynecybin]

ducati like thank you pecco we love you we’ve enjoyed your time with us so much 🩷 [waits maybe five seconds] [pulls out airhorn] DADDY LONG SHARK HAS LANDED IN MIAMI BABYYYYY

[ross1fum1]

i know he wants to tweet some shit like this so bad