mario would be a much better - at least, more stable - partner than sonic lets be real
marriage with mario would be a completely loveless affair. you come home from work, the sole breadwinner of your family. your husband has done nothing but go around town having fun, partying with his friends, and meanwhile youre busting your ass so he can afford more go-karts. at the very least, he makes good italian food… but the stench of tomato sauce is beginning to nauseate you.
one night, you see a text from “Peach” pop up on his phone. he hides it and runs out the door, saying something about finding a princess. you sigh. but now, hes out of the house… you put on your bathrobe, get a bucket of ice cream out of the freezer, and pop sonic adventure 2 into the dreamcast you keep hidden behind your old college portfolio.
you dream of how it could have gone.
personally id rather be trapped in a sham marriage than have to pretend sonic 2006 was good
sonic knows what he did wrong, and he doesnt like it. hes trapped in a failing brand, but he recognizes it, and still makes a living
see now, everyone here has a point(except the one who shat on 06, screw you), but we’re missing something important here. the real determinant for who would be a better partner is you and your needs. mario is a stable guy who sticks to what he knows; he prefers to take what he’s already mastered and see if he can make it even better. if you want a safe, familiar place to lay your head and rest, mario is absolutely the man for you. now, if you’re not ok with your husband being good friends with his old girlfriends, that’s gonna be an issue, because mario is GREAT friends with peach, pauline, and daisy and you’re not gonna stop that without making him miserable. infact, casual no-stress relationships are very much his thing, as evidenced by his always inviting bowser to play with them. mario’s also your boy if you want someone with a lot of typical husband skills like fixing broken sinks and having a little workshop in the garage. sonic, on the other hand, if the boy for someone who’s had a dull life. he’s a risk taker, an excitable kid who loves to try new things, and a bit of a delinquent. he’s also very politically opinionated and active; you can expect a lot of enviornmentalism and anti-authority from this guy, as well as an insistence that nothing is too serious to have a little fun. this said, he’s also much more emotionally mature than mario BECAUSE he takes so many risks; if you need someone to talk to and show you the optimistic way, sonic’s the better choice. so basically: if you want a calm domestic life with a handfull of close friends and no big changes or challenges, mario is the better partner. if you want to travel a lot, have tons of friends all over, and be an active part in making the world a better place, sonic is the better partner. and either way they will be devoted to you and your smile, in their own little way, and you can pretty much guarantee you’ll be ok if you get kidnapped.
this tea is piping hot
